CELEBRITY BUZZ : Roger Avary is the Oscar-winning screenwriter of Pulp Fiction. In January he was sentenced to a year in jail for his role in a fatal crash, and now he tweets from the Ventura county jail about prison life. This is one of my favorites: #34's bowel movements have come to resemble both the color, smell and consistency of Dijon mustard

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Life In Prison According To Roger Avary

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