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Helen Hunt Ass in Leggings of the Day

I recently had to take down video of Helen Hunt in a nude scene….because her legal team and the legal team behind the movie she was naked in didn’t like me sharing her amazingness with the world….but despite complying with the law because I can’t afford a lawsuit over Helen Hunt nudes…I’ve taken a snapshot with my mind that gets triggered every time I hear her name,,,,or see her 50 plus year old ass in leggings….it’s like seeing red before an episode of rage only with more saggy and amazing tit and old lady greying pubes….making her pretty fucking perfect….at least for a 50 plus…which is something I always avoid….especially when it involves my obese wife….sure this would be better if this was 15 years ago…but I’ll take it….I always take anything I can get…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr Hot for Vogue UK July 2012 of the DAy

The thing I like about Miranda Kerr is what other women hate about Miranda Kerr…No, not that she’s married to Orlando Bloom…that shit is irrelevant to me and makes me laugh when I see people actually mad about who stars or any girl they don’t have and will never have because the don’t know and will never know the bitch in question marry….it’s amazing and pathetic all at the same time… What I like about Miranda Kerr is that she’s a mom who turned around her body into this amazingness reminding us that all fat moms out there ar just lazy cunts…so show your wife this picture and a treadmill…it’s time to get moving fatty.

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Justin Bieber Absolutely SLAYED His Performance Of ‘Boyfriend’ On …

Justin Bieber is surrounded by hot chicks during his performance of 'Boyfriend' on last night's 'The Voice.' YOWZA! Is that an OK thing to say? Because if so, it's the best way to describe the amazingness that was Justin … Go here to read the rest: Justin Bieber Absolutely SLAYED His Performance Of 'Boyfriend' On …

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Usher And Justin Bieber Continue Their Bromance, Grace The …

The Bieber /Usher bromance continues on the cover of Billboard Magazine. Read more: Usher And Justin Bieber Continue Their Bromance, Grace The …

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Looking Down Lindsay Lohan’s Shirt as She Pumps Gas of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is the new Lindsay Lohan….. I don’t know what that means but her tits are so stupid, in a good way, that they make me feel stupid in a bad way….and no matter how jacked up her face is….I believe in the Oscar Winning Peformance she is going to give to shut all you motherfuckers up….. People try to ruin such a great set of tits….you know by arresting her and giving her DUIs and making her do community service….that shit just puts a damper on things….makes her insecure, closed off, unhirable….when all I fucking want is for her to be in movies….naked where she fucking belongs….. Seriously….Bring Lohan Back to the amazingness that her tits still are….then send me the nudes….cuz I’m into that… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel’s Perfect Bikini Body of the Day

I’d take the risk of HIV, since she’s from South Africa and HIV stats aren’t in her favor and exchange bodily fluids with her…I mean provided I had the chance…which I won’t cuz I’m just a creepy guy with a website….but that doesn’t change the fact that’s she’s pretty much perfection when it comes to being half naked in highly engineered and perfectly fitted bikinis…and since that’s all I’ll ever get from her…and not the HIV I’m willing to get from her…I guess I’ll have to be satisfied with that…I mean if I was a positive thinker…which I’m not…and instead this just annoys me that I’m not balls deep in this bitch…even though balls deep is nothing substantial…and is pretty laughable a concept….because guess what…my life sucks…but Candice Swanepoel’s body doesn’t…high aids rate on my face or not….now here’s the proof…

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Jenna Jameson’s Bikini Ass of the Day

Jenna Jameson is in a bikini…. This is nothing to be excited about. I mean she’s a porn chick, or at least has a porn past that spans many videos that you can likely google and see her in all her glory…during her glory days…and half naked, not fucking, in a bikini looking like a bit of a zombie…. This is nothing to be impressed by, I mean unless you find it impressive that she’s got a vagina still, big and meaty and being hugged by her bikini, but a vagina nevertheless…..I mean after all the abuse she’s put it through….from childbirth to huge cock day after day….you’d expect it to be worn down and no longer much more than a mutated growth….or if you’re impressed by a damaged girl who hasn’t killed herself yet…despite how hard you would have killed yourself if you were in her position…or as much you expected her to…you know cuz she spent a few years looking like a zombie with a serious meth addiction….medicating her unhappiness… But Jenna Jameson’s my friend, at least on Twitter, and that to me is enough reason to celebrate her amazingness…like I celebrated pictures she posted of her dead mom a few weeks ago that I masturbated to…told her about and got an LOL out of her over… Not that it matters, here are the pics of her and her husband…who I assume isn’t the kind of guy who gets uptight about his wife’s sexually history, you know cuz he can just watch it….but then again, maybe that’s why he beats her.

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Elizabeth Hurley Hard Nipples on Set of the Day

I’ve decided these hard nippled Liz Hurley pics in a luxurious looking robe on the set of Gossip Girl….is all I really need to post to call it a day…seriously…I’m exhausted from looking at this amazingness..I think all my blood went to my testicles…or some shit and I’m feeling kinda faint…or maybe it’s just the dehydration, diabetes, liver failure, obesity, kidney stones, skin rash, impotency getting the bes t of me… That’s not to say I won’t post more today…but it is to say..why the fuck bother…mom or not….late 40s or not….she’s fantastic.

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Trashy Lookign Sluts at a Fashion Show of the Day

This is some bitch named Tinsley Mortimer, who apparently is from the south, has a rich father and landed her own TV show that I have never seen, and she’s doing the Richie Rich fashion show that Pam Anderson usually does semi topless , because I assume Richie Rich thought it would be clever to get rich girls to be his models, cuz he is clever like that….even though being named Rich, having a clothing company called Richie Rich, and featuring Rich girls as models is obvious, the dude was a club kid who did a lot of drugs in the 90s, give him some credit for not dying of AIDS, or ending up washed up on the street corner sucking dick for his next hit, while now he can just suck dick for the sheer enjoyment of sucking dick. That felt dirty to write…so wrong… Here is some rich pussy and other idiots in what could be lingerie…..but is definitely boring…played out…and annoying…Just be happy I didn’t put the pictures of Ellen on the Runaway…cuz there is nothing hot about Ellen…ever….no matter how how the pussy she digs her whore lesbian tongue into….

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Lacey Schwimmer is the Fattest Professional Dancer of the Day

Fuck DWTS, this bitch needs to get on video in spandex on Youtube…cuz fat girls aren’t supposed to dance…and when they do it’s fucking funny to watch…. These legs are trunks…Shit is not fucking normal for someone who burns 3000 calories a day….why she looks like this really just doesn’t make any fucking sense to me… I know she’s fucking ugly..anyone with eyes can see she’s a beast of a girl…and I am not trying to give her credit she doesn’t deserve. She’s already tricked her way onto TV and avoided a shitty stripping career as the stripper no one gets dances from except for people who feel sorry for her or people who she gives a discount to, or people who like the bottom feeder ugliest bitch in the room trash cuz it is their fetish…. I just really think she’d be better off falling off a table while dancing on Youtube, or having a stripper pole catastrophe, fuck being on mainstream television, this tank is a Internet legend in the making…. Get her to partner up with the world’s shortest man , and I think my brain would explode trying to process the amazingness… Here is some Dirty Dancing Pussy 3 decades too late, because I watch Dirty Dancing weekly, shit is better than porn to me, even though I never quite got what Patrick Swayze saw in her, other than the fact that she was Jewish and everyone knows that thanks to Summer camp, Jewish girls give AMAZING head….and also quite good at wearing ill-fitting sweat pants….

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