Hilary Duff is a fun divorcee. It’s like she doesn’t even miss her baby daddy, the billionaire heir turned Hockey star from Canada, I guess she was tired of being a puck slut, used in the lockerroom to build morale in some team initiation and team building exercising – all while using her child star, broken, holes… Well, she’s on a TV show, she’s showing her leg at some office, and she’s thick and fit, which I’m sure the blacks like…and so do you…because you’re one of those weirdo fans who doesn’t know how to move on from 1996…the good years… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer my services as a drunkenstepfather….not that I like kids, but rich and famous girls with thick thighs who you know know how to fuck when they aren’t being bratty spoiled cunts thanks to having little to no growing up to do, but rather a staff coddling them….which is something I can handle…as long as I’m medicated and coddled too… The post Hilary Duff’s Strong Legs for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kaley Cuoco gets paid 100,000,000 dollars over the next 2 years of her stupid fucking show that everyone on airplanes seem to fucking watch….because I guess that mindless sitcom format, FRIENDS or SEINFELD, still speak to the human condition, while I look on amazed as these robotic sheep laugh along with the canned laughter to bad jokes…because it’s easy.. She’s the Hot girl in the show, but not the hottest girl in the world, or even the hottest girl in the world, or even the hottest girl in the room or at the pary, but when she is in a sports bra, or carrying her bank statements around with her, you forget that she is overrated, and crazy and can focus on her fake tits. Which is what matters. It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer to walk her home and read her a bed time story as I stretch out her 100 million dollar pussy with my fingers… The post Kaley Cuoco’s Sports Bra on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I once spoke to a film producer about Jennifer Lawrence. I asked why she was the one getting cast in everything. Why she was the one nominated for everything. Why she was the one everyone loves and he told me some bullshit line… Something like “If you see her first movie, that she was nominated for, she was brilliant, she had the it factor and still does”… Which translates to “if you’ve seen her tit pics, you’ll know she has great tits, but tits aren’t enough to cast a girl, even if you get to suck them on the casting couch, but rather the industry needs stars to cast, so they create them, because the more they cost, and the bigger the budget, the more money the producer takes at the top of the production, which is a standard 10 percent”… Translation, if you have a star who you pay 10,000,000 to, and the investors think she’s worth it, she sells your 80 million dollar movie and as producer you pull 10 percent off the top before production, and you just made 8 million dollars… When everyone knows you can make a movie for 25,000 – 100,000….but where’s the incentive or scam in that… Either way, Jennifer Lawrence brought her hot tits to a premiere….of something she got paid too much for…if she’s even in it, I don’t keep track of her day to day bullshit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Braless at a Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am convinced there is going to be an end to the instagram model… I am convinced that people are bored of all these no name girls posting aggressive pics…not because they are bored of the aggressive…as slutty as they can get without being porno….and deleted….disguised as fashion and art…because tits get hits…and in Emily Ratajkowski’s case, she’s been able to leverage her tits to a relatively legit career….she’s in actual movies..not very good movies but still in movies…all while having little to no talent… But she has tits… I don’t know how sustainable her career is, but she’s made over a million dollar with her tits, pretty good ROI when they only cost 5,000 dollars… Right? I mean this isn’t fashion or art, it’s cheesy porn I can’t jerk off to…almost embarassing…what the fuck is she doing….I guess trying to be relevant…and it’s worked…just like it did for Tila Tequila… Boring…. The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Love Magazine’s Day 8 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am convinced there is going to be an end to the instagram model… I am convinced that people are bored of all these no name girls posting aggressive pics…not because they are bored of the aggressive…as slutty as they can get without being porno….and deleted….disguised as fashion and art…because tits get hits…and in Emily Ratajkowski’s case, she’s been able to leverage her tits to a relatively legit career….she’s in actual movies..not very good movies but still in movies…all while having little to no talent… But she has tits… I don’t know how sustainable her career is, but she’s made over a million dollar with her tits, pretty good ROI when they only cost 5,000 dollars… Right? I mean this isn’t fashion or art, it’s cheesy porn I can’t jerk off to…almost embarassing…what the fuck is she doing….I guess trying to be relevant…and it’s worked…just like it did for Tila Tequila… Boring…. The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Love Magazine’s Day 8 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Doutzen Kroes left Victoria’s Secret to work for H&M in the battle of the mall brand, fast fashion, made by sweatshops in China, but turned into billions of dollars in revenue, because they are better are slave labor than silly made in American types…who still buy, finance and fuel this insane production system that makes other countries world leaders…all because you can save 20% on the margins because you get to avoid Unions….and lazy Americans with their work condition… I guess it’s December 1st, so a bitch, who has more than one baby and a black DJ boyfriend who you know fuck groupies, in red lingerie holding Christmas props in the laziest shoot for a million dollar campaign that will help sell a billion dollars in merch over the next two weeks…is perfect representation of that… The post Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie for the Enemy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Doutzen Kroes left Victoria’s Secret to work for H&M in the battle of the mall brand, fast fashion, made by sweatshops in China, but turned into billions of dollars in revenue, because they are better are slave labor than silly made in American types…who still buy, finance and fuel this insane production system that makes other countries world leaders…all because you can save 20% on the margins because you get to avoid Unions….and lazy Americans with their work condition… I guess it’s December 1st, so a bitch, who has more than one baby and a black DJ boyfriend who you know fuck groupies, in red lingerie holding Christmas props in the laziest shoot for a million dollar campaign that will help sell a billion dollars in merch over the next two weeks…is perfect representation of that… The post Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie for the Enemy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s unfortunate that despite how broken down Kourtney Kardashian is, her drunk isn’t the beginning of the end for the family…even if she went off her rails and died in a drunk driving accident that killed a bunch of pre-schoolers including her own…the Kardashians would live on…Even if she went completely off the rails and got into mind altering drugs…or heroin or anything that made her manic..and she decided to kill off the family, to rid the world of the evil she felt guilty for…she’s probably only get through few of them before being taken out…thank to the mom’s active uterus…and widespread babies everywhere…they are impossible to get into the same room… So this picture of her face…wasted…is nothing more than something to laugh at…which is too bad…because this good be so much more….like her dying… The post Lookin’ Good Kourtney Kardashian the Drunk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have a theory, that’s probably very accurate, because I am god, in the event you didn’t know, and in being god, I am all knowing, and everything I say is truth, even when inconsistent with things I said yesterday, like how I once thought Rihanna looked like a bulldog, but eventually gave into her and thought she was hot…kind of thing…it’s like this motherfucker always says the same thing, over an over again, but it’s always different, it’s like it is a team of people writing this shit, badly…because it’s actually a division of Disney designed to shit talk their talent in some backhanded perverted way…that will eventually be leveraged into a Children’s cartoon where I’m the homeless man villain… That said, the theory…Bella Thorne…the daughter of what I assume are hippies…since her sisters are named “Danni and Kali”…straight from Florida, the land of Flakka, all the weird news, and trashy hooter girl fame whores, who sometimes get famous when they move west…all eager to succeed while being accessible to the general population, since Florida is so vanilla, white and suburban…where even the rich as fuck…are white trash in 20 million dollar mansions.. Anyway, they put all the kids into the mix in LA, a few got jobs here and there thanks to “Mom’s” hard throat fucking…Bella is the one who stuck and is now carrying the whole family, being the golden fiery child with the red hair and great ginger body..and now..they are together in bikinis…whoring it out as they were taught…because they’ve all made it since one made it… Dreams do come true…and I guess for those of you who jerked off to her at 17, even though she was actually 40, this could be a dream of yours because bikinis, but I figure you’re more into porn, since everyone is into porn now, even moms and 40 year old women who want to get gangbanged like porn….40 year old women like Bella Thorne… All this to say, the whole family is lookin good half naked, good job stage parents…too bad the 2 hipster ones blocked me on social media before Bella was famous…so that I can’t sing them love songs through comments on their instagram. The post 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in Bikinis with her Sisters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Selena Gomez not wearing a bra which was convenient because it was “No Bra Day”…maybe it has more to do with her Chemotherapy…that seems to be her solid excuse lately that gets everyone feeling sorry for her… Or maybe it is just her attention seeking…for her new album Revival.. Good hustle, Good Strategy, I mean why else would she buy herself tits…during her horribly sad chemotherapy… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Has No Bra Because of Chemotherapy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
