How is it that Kim Kardashian’s ass looks well, normal sized in these pictures of her walking the streets in a little skirt? Is it just a flattering outfit or did I resize the images wrong so they’re stretched? I’m both confused and titillated at the same time, like when a stripper offered to give me a free lap dance. Don’t worry I didn’t fall for that one either. Anyhow, I think she looks hot and would like to take her for a walk around my neighborhood. Yes, a walk, we can even hold hands.
