There’s nothing better than a few pictures of a hot Victoria’s Secret supermodel like Candice Swanepoel showing off her sexy leopard print bra… Except for maybe that same supermodel actually wearing the stupid leopard print bra. This isn’t the first time that Candice has forgotten to wear her bra either, it’s becoming an issue between us that we’ll have to discuss in our next couples therapy… That and the fact that she doesn’t even know who the hell I am and never shows up for the damn sessions. All she does is take take take.
