Fetus the Magnificent, come back to us! Little Aaron Kelly, known for his desperado twang and the amniotic sac he calls home, earned the least amount of votes on last night’s Idol . You know what that means: Simon Cowell placed Aaron in a tube sock, spun the 17-year-old in a lariat over his head, and threw him from his balcony to some primary school kids outside his gates. “Merry Christmas, filthies!” he grumbled, stocking cap bobbing wildly. Now that Aaron has officially received fifth place, it’s time to reflect upon his legacy, best moments, and the times he was almost born.
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In Memoriam: American Idol’s Aaron Kelly
