Lindsay Lohan will not be making it to court for her DUI probation hearing tomorrow, and once you hear the reason why, you’ll have pretty much heard everything. Our headline above is not literally true, but might as well be. Lindsay claims that someone stole her passport in Cannes, France. Theoretically possible? Absolutely. But come on. There’s no way that happened. LL claims she actually went to the airport yesterday trying to get on a flight – she’s required in court in L.A. Thursday – without a passport but was denied boarding.
