Here’s Kim Kardashian and her big fat booty pumping it at the gas station the other day. I for one happen to really like watching chicks pumping their own gas, it somehow makes me think that I’ve got a shot with them because I used to work at a gas station as a teenager and that means we’ve got something in common. I know how insane that sounds, but women are completely out of their minds so who knows what’s going to get them back to mother’s basement. Don’t step on my dreams!
