Apparently Jessica Alba is in Paris for all kinds of fashion shows and fancy parties with people who wouldn’t be caught dead with me unless one of their rebellious daughters married me just to piss them off, so I thought I’d share a few shots of her at some party put together by Vogue magazine. Never heard of it, it’s clearly too highbrow for my taste. Anyhow, she’s really looking pretty damn hot, those breasts and legs are gorgeous, like they should be surrounded by some roasted potatoes and a nice bottle of wine. Tasty.
