It may sound a little weird that I’d like to be the meat in a Irina Shayk and Susan Sarandon sandwich, one of those ladies is pretty old, but I’m not kidding. I would pay a substantial amount to do it actually. To be honest though, other than with another dude, I’d be the meat in an Irina Shayk and pretty much anybody sandwich. She’s just that hot. Those bedroom eyes could empty more than a few bank accounts. Call me.
