Am I supposed to know who Angela Simmons Is? Because I haven’t got a clue. I’m no expert on this kind of thing, but I’m pretty sure she’s not related to Gene Simmons or Richard Simmons, just a hunch. Anyhow, whoever she is, she spent part of the weekend hanging out on the beach in a weird bikini/swimsuit get up that you normally only see on overweight strippers trying to hide their cesarean scars. Luckily Angela manages to make this thing look good. Keep up the good work.
