Kristen Bell has decided to celebrate America with her husband Dax and remind you that she’s got zero to no sex appeal left…what was once cute has not got any remaining sex appeal but just to make sure of that she uses the opportunity to destroy it with this picture … She’s in a onesie and not a bikini….and not the good kind of onesie you want to see when girls are slumber partying together with their tits out…but the mom at the preschool picnic onesie she’s not shoving cock inside her which would give her old lady some redemption….but in no way do I want to see that cock in her.. in sex tape….but the onesie is weak…but it is for America….living the American dream…and America must by default love it.. The post Kristen Bell for American of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sarah Hyland was in a bikini….because the people at Modern Family probably instructed her and her cast to get as shameless as they can for social media in efforts to get people to tune into their shitty show…where they have to sit through badly written low grade sitcom humor to not see the cast they want to fuck in bikinis….it’s a bad strategy…if they want people to tune in, the nakedness should be on the show…not on the social media making the show irrelevant….and what it comes down to is that I am a weirded out by Sarah Hyland’s face / bobble head, small body…and I can’t figure out if I like what I am looking at, or if it is freakish and confusing…I guess I’ll have to spend the rest of the day trying to figure this one out…. The post Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It may seem like Kate Middleton never has a care in the world. She’s freakin’ royalty, after all, which means she can snap her fingers and have you beheaded for showing up someplace wearing the same outfit as her. According to the people who keep track of such things Kate and Prince William are lazy even by royal standards, which we assume means they refuse to lift their heads to make things a little easier for the people who feed them grapes for a living. But toddlers are toddlers, and they care not for your titles, tiaras, or cozy relationships with the Illuminati lizard people who control the weather. Which means that when it comes to disciplining 3-year-old Prince George, Kate has the same problems as every mom. Well, maybe not every other mom. She doesn’t have to find someone to stay with her kids overnight because she got stuck working a double at whatever the UK equivalent of Wal Mart is, but you get the idea. The first clear indication that George could possibly be anything other than the prim and proper offspring he’s been depicted as came during Pippa Middleton’s wedding last month. Kate was spotted losing her temper with George and Princess Charlotte, and we imagine Kate Middleton getting pissed is either hilarious or pants-wettingly terrifying. It was tough to tell from the photos. Anyway, around this time Will and Kate lost their head housekeeper , reportedly because she quit over their excessive demands. So there’s a vacancy in the house of Windsor, and at least one of Will and Kate’s two kids is turning out to be a royal pain. What to do? Why, this is England, so the answer is to bring in a proper nanny, of course. And we’re not talking some spoonful of sugar, flying umbrella type. No, sources say Will and Kate shelled out 250,000 pounds (about $320,000 or 5 Chris Christies) for a so-called “supernanny” who’ sworn to whip their kids into shape. “The new nanny is a graduate of Bath’s prestigious Norland College,” a source tells Grazia. “She’s fluent in six languages and will speak to the children in French and Spanish, as well as using her skills as a qualified child behavioural specialist to help Kate and William deal with tantrums and other issues.” Yes, she may speak six languages, but she doesn’t understand sass talk, ya hear? Anyway, that’s how we like to imagine her introductory speech to the kids going. View Slideshow: 19 Times Prince George Proved He Was Ready To Be King Naturally, they’ll fight back with various hijinks, up to and including ingenious booby traps. We basically stopped learning new things about the world around the time Home Alone came out.
Image via Raymond Boyd/Getty Images White NYPD Cop Says He’s Punished For Not Bullying Black Officer A NYDailyNews story is detailing the retaliation that a white NYPD officer has been dealing with as a result of his refusal to bully a Black officer, Dana Harge. Sgt.Valentin Khazin has filed a federal lawsuit against his department claiming that he’s being punished by having his overtime pay stripped, but also being saddled with extra work and holiday work that keeps him from spending time with his family. Harge was doing his job, said Khazin, who is white. And when the sergeant brought it up that he felt superiors had it out for Harge because of his discrimination complaints, Khazin said he “signed my own death warrant.” This past Father’s Day, the 32-year-old father of a 1- and 1-year-old, said he was kept on duty almost 24 hours because there allegedly weren’t others to help out. In addition to the racial retaliation, Khazin says that this superiors ordered him to give another Black officer a low performance grade because she too had filed a discrimination complaint against another officer. Sounds like par for the course for the shady azz NYPD. They might as well be the KKK with blue hoods.
Ariel Winter does what she wants. You know it, we know it, everyone knows it. If she wants to wear a bikini, she’ll wear one . If she wants to move out of her mother’s house at the tender age of 14, boom, it’s done. She’s not afraid to follow her heart or her speak her mind, and those are admirable traits to have. Except Ariel’s latest move … well, it seems a little impulsive, even for her. OK, so she’s been dating her boyfriend, Levi Meaden , since November, right? So she’s been with the guy for about seven months. She’s gotten a lot of criticism for dating him — at 29, he’s ten years older than her. She’s also been judged quite a bit for moving him into her house already . It’s pretty fair for people to be concerned about the situation, since she’s so young and so intent on moving at lightening speed. And it’s pretty fair for people to side-eye the hell out of her latest move. Yesterday evening, Ariel asked her Twitter followers for “tattoo ideas,” and shortly after, she and Levi headed out to get tattoos. Matching tattoos. Two sets of them. The first is a heart — Ariel has one half of it and Levi has the other, so when they put their hands together their tattoos make a full heart, get it? “Me n bae,” she captioned the photo on Snapchat. Because she’s 19 years old. For the second round of lovers’ tats, Ariel and Levi got a cheese wedge and a jar of peanut butter, for reasons unbeknownst to us. “Peanut butter and cheese with my love,” she captioned that one. It’s cute, we guess, for those obnoxious trendy little tattoos the kids are into these days. For example, Kylie Jenner is the same age as Ariel, and she’s gotten tiny little tattoos for both Tyga and Travis Scott. But remember the good old days when couples would wait years to get get tattoos together, if they even got them at all? Remember when people thought it was unlucky to get tattoos like these? Those were the days. Ariel can do as she pleases, of course, and if she’s happy with Levi and with having two new tiny little tattoos on her hand, then we’re happy for her. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend! And we hope that the two of them have a lifetime of happiness together with their peanut butter and cheese tattoos. It’s just … it’s not going to hurt anything to slow down a little, girl.
Tiny & Tamar argue about being bad godmothers, Rihanna’s cakes and thighs are surely attractive, and more is examined by Bossip’s very own… Tyler Chronicles.
R&B’s new “It Girl” Kayla Brianna serves up a dose of street chic on the cover of the 8th Anniversary issue of Kontrol Magazine. The fashion and lifestyle magazine spearheaded by celebrity stylist and entrepreneur Julian Lark will celebrate its 8th year in circulation by releasing eight covers for their Women in Music issue featuring Fifth Harmony’s Normani Kordei, Dreezy, LeToya Luckett, Love and Hip-Hop’s Amina Buddafly, Yandy Smith, and more! Kayla Brianna is currently tearing up the charts with her newest single ‘Luck’, which features Dreezy and is produced by #LondonondaTrack, currently sitting in the Top 40 on urban radio. To keep up with Kayla Brianna and this divas next moves follow her @KaylaBrianna and download the song ‘Luck’ here .
