Chubby Jojo, the tween star from 20 years ago, who I assume is in her 30s now, loves her tits more than you do and is on a constant reminding of her tits mission. So to say she has no purpose in her riding her child star existence is to totally discredit the fact that any chance she gets to put her tits out there…she takes….even though her fanbase is all gay dudes who grew up on her as the perverts who considerd her Jailbait are still seeking the new jailbait and have forgotten they even jerked off to her….and this shameless attemp to win them back apparently works on me. Saving the internet one tit at a time of the day. The post Jojo Gets Sleazy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Vanessa Hudgens is doing some silly booty shake dance because she’s a slutty Disney Kid. Well trained. Dancing should be be embarrassing but the whole world isn’t one big dancing asshole….I’ve been on TIKTOK…AND I WALK the mean streets of my neighborhood and I consistently see people dancing….I can’t explain it, but I see it. I guess it is our innate tribal instinct, at least for Vanessa Hudgens, who is still primal, at least in her pussy maintenance cuz she hairy or was hairy back in those leaked nudes before anyone was leaking nudes. An innovator and a leader….and a booty shaker for the internet cuz they all sluts. Even the rich and famous ones. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vanessa Hudgens Booty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/CULTURE.mp4 People like to assume that I am a half retard pile of trash because I live in a basement apartment, I spend my days staring at a wall, when I am not posting random celebrity content to the internet that you can find elsewhere because I run a very tight policy here in which NOTHING is original content, exclusive, or of value. I like to think I built an internet empire on a virtual swamp, but this is hardly an empire…. I like to think I chose the broke drunk life instead of the dot com billionaire life….because money is a construct of man that I don’t buy into and being early on the internet before it went VIRAL and MAINSTREAM was probably a solid indicator of great potential…but that is giving me too much credit as this was all built on LAZINESS… But none of that matters, my site, my life, my existence isn’t compartmentalized as just some pervert that no one seems to think is clever or funny or has anything of value to say. My existence is multi-faceted and as much as I like sluts, sex workers and tits…..I also like the finer things in life like meal salads and classical music… So I may not write about art and culture, since I find all that bullshit…but I live it everyday…with videos like this. You can have CLASS and SOPHISTICATION while being broke and basically a dumpster diver who lives off his wife’s disability check…don’t prejudge me based on how I live. I like the finer things in life…like videos like this. The post A Moment in Class and Sophistication of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Tana Mongeau is some YOUTUBER who is making way too much fucking money. She pulled some stunt where she married Jake Paul, who I know is a homosexual, but really who isn’t these days, especially kids of his generation playing on youtube, even though he makes even more money than TANA, we’re talking 100 million a year, thanks to all the idiots of the internet and his ability to run a marketing company to reach all those idiots. No hate here, he’s a hustler… She’s also Belle Throne’s lesbian lover, so she’s had Bella Thorne’s acidic yeast infection dripping down her throat…HPV throat and now she’s flashing tit cuz that’s in and luckily I’m into looking. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Tana Mongeau Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rubbin Sarpong Scams Women Out Of Millions Another day, another scam. A New Jersey man is behind bars after authorities say he scammed 30 women out over $2.1 million by posing as a “sweet message sending” soldier online. Rubbin Sarpong, a 35-year-old Ghanaian citizen with US residency, was recently arrested for swindling women on sites like Plenty of Fish, Match.com by posing as a U.S. soldier serving in Syria. Things got so bad apparently that authorities allege that one woman committed suicide after transferring nearly $94,000 to Sarpong and his crew. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Rks MullaTeam (@rksmullateam) on Mar 2, 2017 at 1:56pm PST The New York Daily News reports that Sarpong and a number of his coconspirators stationed in Ghana created fake profiles and told women they were military personnel stationed in Syria and who received, recovered or been awarded gold bars. Unfortunately, the well-decorated soldier couldn’t get his bars back to the U.S. so he needed their help. The fraudulent scheme worked on 30 women who sent personal checks to Sarpogn (and his accomplices) and wired money to his bank accounts. Sarpong is charged with conspiracy to commit wire fraud. None of his co-conspirators have been charged and he faces up to 20 years in prison. Mind you we’ve previously reported on the Tinder Swindler who also got MILLIONS from women and a Georgia man who scammed $80,000 from a woman in a single week. View this post on Instagram … Today… I Was Blessed By A Millionaire From Dubai At The Gas Station… Gave Me Rolex… 14 And 18 karate Of Gold Chain… And Gold Rings … This. Millionaire Man Hug Me And Started Blessing Me With Arab Prayers… Gave Me His Bussiness Card… And Said… Call Me… Am Millionaire From Dubai… And Am Leaving Back To Dubai Tomorrow… But First… Am Stopping At Miami… Real Neggas… Always Get Blessed By Everything They Do Or Want In RealLife … Thank U Oluwa #RichLifeStyle. #OverSeasNegga #MullaTeamJungle #MullaTeamLifeStyle A post shared by Rks MullaTeam (@rksmullateam) on Aug 23, 2018 at 12:45pm PDT STOP GIVING MEN MONEY ON DATING SITES, LADIES—especially ones who look clearly as broke as this man does.
Well, if you were worried that Leah Messer wouldn't be bringing much drama to the table on the upcoming season of Teen Mom 2, it seems you can officially cast those fears aside. When the show returns to MTV next week, Leah and her family will be doing their best to make up for the absence of Jenelle Evans by delivering some serious family dysfunction. According to The Ashley's Reality Roundup, Leah's sister Victoria Messer is pregnant with her third child . The only problem is, Vicky is married, but the father is not her husband. Yes, it sounds like a big ol' mess for the Messer clan. Here's everything we know about the situation thus far: 1. The Messier Messer Victoria has been making appearances on Teen Mom 2 for the entirety of Leah’s time on the show. And she might actually be more a drama magnet than her older sister. 2. Starting Young Vicky may have narrowly missed being a teen mom, but the 24-year-old has packed plenty of baby daddy drama into her young life. 3. Husband No. 1 Vicky’s eldest daughter, Cami, is a product of her marriage to Brian Jones. 4. The Crapello Saga That relationship didn’t last long, and shortly thereafter, Victoria married Domenick Crapello. Yes, that’s a real name and not Jersey Shore cast member we just made up. 5. Crapped Out Victoria and Domenick have a daughter named (sigh) Cerenity together, but it seems they haven’t been getting along in recent months. 6. Goodbye, Crapello In fact, she and Domenick are reportedly residing in separate states, as he’s moved to Florida and she remained in her native West Virginia. View Slideshow
Everybody's watching this segment of The View , and for once, it's not because of something dumb that Meghan McCain said. Wendy Williams showed up to speak about her history of substance abuse and, most significantly, about her ex-husband, Kevin Hunter. She explains that there was only one reason for their split, and it wasn't his infidelity — not exactly. After welcoming Wendy to the table, Sunny Hostin goes over how Wendy filed for divorce in April after nearly 22 years of marriage to Kevin Hunter. Wendy reminds her that she and Kevin were together for 25 years. “Because of his infidelity,” she explains of Wendy's break-up. Wendy has to correct her. “Infidelity is one thing,” Wendy clarifies. “A full baby is a whole other topic.” Joy Behar chimes in: “A baby did it.” “A baby!” Wendy emphasizes. “I'm not changing Pampers. I want to be pampered!” That's a very good line that clearly Wendy said to a friend at some point and has latched onto. Joy points out that surely Wendy would never be asked to change the diapers. This results in a very awkward exchange in which Wendy explains to Joy, a comedian, that it's a joke. “If I don't laugh,” Wendy states. “Then I'll cry.” “I learned from my mother how to make lemons into lemonade,” Wendy states. “What am I supposed to do?” Wendy asks rhetorically. “Stay in the house and cry all day?” Don't judge how I spend my Saturdays, Wendy! (that, too, is a joke) Sonny then congratulates Wendy on her resolution to never speak ill of Kevin in public. “I save that for when I get back to my bachelorette pad,” Wendy half-jokes. Sonny points out that having parents constantly speaking ill of each other can be bad for the children. (Not always! Each divorce is unique, and sometimes one parent or the other is a true monster, and the kids need that affirmed by the good parent) Wendy explains that, while her young adult son Kevin Jr. is a consideration, there's more to it than that. “It's not just about young Kevin,” Wendy explains. “It's about, you know, Kevin's not a bad man — Big Kev.” “But you can't just throw away 25 years and start talking recklessly about the other person,” she reasons. “Otherwise,” Wendy asks. “What does that say about me?” Wendy reveals that the decision to divorce her cheating, lovechild-fathering husband came easily. She didn't have a huge internal debate. She also did not consider marriage counseling to somehow “fix” things. “You do this? Get out!” Wendy expresses as her attitude after Kevin impregnated his mistress. That is a very understandable position to take. No therapist can somehow counter the existence of an extramarital baby. The audience clearly agrees and showers Wendy with applause. Now, notably, Wendy also addresses how she had battled with substance addiction. She says that she was only ever addicted to one substance, and that was cocaine. Wendy also clarifies that this was not recent — that her addiction took place 25 years ago, and that she cleaned up her act when she met Kevin. She claims that her stay at the sober house was more of a break from being in contact with people as she planned her next move. That's … not really what sober houses are for, right?
When it comes to the Sister Wives universe these days, fans have plenty more questions than answers. Is Meri really leaving Kody and the life she clearly hates behind? Might Robyn be following in her disgruntled wake? Is Kody really in the market for a fifth wife ? Over a year since the Brown family moved from Las Vegas to Arizona, a decision Kody made on behalf of his many loved ones that hasn’t really gone over too well with, well… anyone. In this time since the move, Meri has complained about being uprooted from an area she knew well and — that’s about it. There’s been very little actual movement on the Coyote Pass property in Flagstaff purchased awhile back by Kody. Until now, that is. According to Soap Dirt, U-Haul trucks were spotted on the land this week, making the first real activity seen there in months. This is all the information we have to go on at the moment, but it certainly gets our mind wondering and speculating. Could these trucks be there to pack up Robyn’s stuff, based on the rumor that even this seemingly steady wife is displeased and looking to get away ? Or could the trucks actually be hauling television equipment, which would back up chatter that filming on a new season is set to commence ? TLC has remained oddly quiet about upcoming episodes, never confirming they are on the way and leaving viewers desperate for the sort of intel we’re trying to pass along here. Last season, of course, wrapped with a couple of cliffhangers — and one cented on Kody Brown’s single gigantic home. The lead cast member had blueprints drafted for a monstrous dwelling that would house all the Sister Wives spouses and offspring. We’re talking one GIANT residence here! Kody’s ideal creation came with four different apartment-like sections. The goal was for these apartments to be spread out from each other to give everyone some privacy, but no building permits for such a structure is on record in Arizona. Not as of September 5, 2019 at least. So that’s where things are at right now. Meri is trash talking her haters and trying to live her best life. Janelle is celebrating the arrival of a grandchild . Robyn isn’t saying much. Christine is saying even less. And we’re simply doing all we can to keep readers apprised of future Sister Wives plans, steps and even air dates. Stick with us, folks. View Slideshow: Meri and Kody Brown: Is This Really It for the Sister Wives Couple?
These days, reality stars live out their lives on two separate stages: On social media, we receive minute-by-minute, unfiltered updates on their daily lives, while on TV, we get a more polished version a few months later. So we’ve known for quite some time that Jenni Farley has a new boyfriend . And we already knew that Zack Clayton is much younger than JWoww. What we didn’t know until last night, however — what we couldn’t have known from Jenni’s Instagram posts — is that homeboy is kind of a d-bag. But perhaps we’re being unfair. First impressions are often inaccurate, and this was Zack’s first time on national television. Besides, try as he might to come off as a smug dingus who’s only there for the Insta-clout, he still couldn’t have left a worse taste in our mouths than the always-repugnant Jen Harley. Yes, before we get to the detached douchiness of “24,” we have to start at the beginning with Ronnie’s baby mama, who apparently doesn’t know the meaning of “rock bottom.” Thursday’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (Now that one cast member is locked up in federal prison, it might be time to change that title. Just sayin.’) began with a birthday party for Ronnie and Jen’s 1-year-old daughter. Not surprisingly, Jen decided to ignore the “birthday” and “1-year-old” parts of that description and instead focus on the paaaaarty! Shots, margaritas, more shots … under normal circumstances, it would have been strange behavior at a toddler’s birthday party. But Jen’s single-minded focus on getting sh-tfaced was made even more bizarre by the fact that Ronnie was newly sober at the time, having just completed 6 weeks of in-patient rehab. It often felt as though Jen was less concerned with getting inappropriately hammered at a child’s birthday party and more concerned with rubbing her freedom to do so in Ronnie’s face, which is … insanely messed up. Speaking of people who are attempting to turn their lives around, Mike Sorrentino factored prominently in the episode despite the fact that he’s still munching down on tortilla pizza in a federal detention center. He made a phone call during little Ariana’s party, and Vinny and Pauly went to visit The Sitch — but not surprisingly, the COs weren’t keen on letting a Shore camera crew onto the grounds. Kinda hard to make the pitch that you’re filming a serious documentary when you’re the show that invented the “smush room.” Getting back to 24 — yeah, obviously it’s tough to judge a relationship on the basis of a single interaction, but on Twitter, fans were unimpressed with Zack’s smug superiority. You’re not gonna find a stronger, more self-possessed woman on reality TV than Jenni — we just hope she’s going into this thing with her eyes wide open. View Slideshow: Jenni Farley Boyfriend: Identity… REVEALED!