Karlie Kloss has been a mystery to me since she first became a Victoria’s Secret model, which is really what put her on the map. She just didn’t make sense to me, she was basically flat chested and terrifyingly tall. They picked her up on the Runway, doing normal androgynous model shit, and all of a sudden she’s in her underwear for money. I don’t know if her lesbian relationship with Taylor Swift had anything to do with it, but it was a confusing time….that we don’t really need to bother with because even at her peak she was irrelevant…. She’s not Jewish, married to a Kushner and official socialite…because dreams come true when you get naked for money….tell that to every girl you know…it is the life lesson of the day. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Karlie Kloss Not Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Karlie Kloss has been a mystery to me since she first became a Victoria’s Secret model, which is really what put her on the map. She just didn’t make sense to me, she was basically flat chested and terrifyingly tall. They picked her up on the Runway, doing normal androgynous model shit, and all of a sudden she’s in her underwear for money. I don’t know if her lesbian relationship with Taylor Swift had anything to do with it, but it was a confusing time….that we don’t really need to bother with because even at her peak she was irrelevant…. She’s not Jewish, married to a Kushner and official socialite…because dreams come true when you get naked for money….tell that to every girl you know…it is the life lesson of the day. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Karlie Kloss Not Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Emily Meade is in The Deuce, some show about James Franco as a 70s porn star or something. I’ve never seen it, but appreciate the mainstream trying to document the porn scene, when the porn scene is out grossing the mainstream, cuz you’re all a bunch of perverts, and I only appreciate it because of the nude scenes. If there are no nude scenes in a show it is not a show worth watching since 90 percent of my interests lie in nude women….the other 10 percent is alcoholism, fast food and sugar products, and plastics in the ocean…you know keep things well rounded…plus DOLPHINS are so cute. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emily Meade Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Emily Meade is in The Deuce, some show about James Franco as a 70s porn star or something. I’ve never seen it, but appreciate the mainstream trying to document the porn scene, when the porn scene is out grossing the mainstream, cuz you’re all a bunch of perverts, and I only appreciate it because of the nude scenes. If there are no nude scenes in a show it is not a show worth watching since 90 percent of my interests lie in nude women….the other 10 percent is alcoholism, fast food and sugar products, and plastics in the ocean…you know keep things well rounded…plus DOLPHINS are so cute. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emily Meade Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude…. I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery… The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude…. I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery… The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
