Category Archives: Bikini

Rich Kid Wannabe Model Ava Sambora Works It In A Bikini

I know I usually like to rag on rich kid models and point out how they’re only landing modeling contracts because of their famous parents. But let’s get real here: Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora aren’t exactly A-listers anymore, and Galore Magazine isn’t Vogue . So instead of getting cynical about this latest beach photoshoot from Ava Sambora , let’s just enjoy it for what it is: more pictures of another hot nobody/wannabe in a bikini. And those always work for me. Continue reading

Lais Ribeiro’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

Good news: I’ve got another one of those awesome  Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser videos to share with you perverts today. And this time, it’s Lais Ribeiro ‘s turn to make our pants regions go nuclear with her bikini shots. Honestly, I don’t even know how they managed to shoot this thing. But I’m guessing it involved lots of fire extinguishers and a few of those fireproof suits. However they did it, it was definitely worth it. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Hannah Ferguson’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

Man, if these early teaser videos are any indication of what the actual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is going to look like this year, they’re going to have to package these things in special flame retardant cases, so they don’t burn down entire newsstands. Because right now, even just seeing 20 seconds of this Hannah Ferguson video was enough to give me a five-alarm pants fire. Yow! » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Hannah Ferguson’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

Man, if these early teaser videos are any indication of what the actual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is going to look like this year, they’re going to have to package these things in special flame retardant cases, so they don’t burn down entire newsstands. Because right now, even just seeing 20 seconds of this Hannah Ferguson video was enough to give me a five-alarm pants fire. Yow! » view all 12 photos

Bella Thorne Is Snapping Her Bikini

Looks like Bella Thorne is still on that bikini vacation of hers this week, and that’s great news for all of us perverts out there. But just in case you missed her daily Snapchat updates, not to worry, I’ve collected them all for you here. And the best part? Thanks to the magic of the screenshot, you now get to drool over from more than a few seconds at a time. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Madison Beer Is 17 And Has Bad Parents

I know I’m probably the least-qualified person alive to be giving anyone parenting advice, but I was looking at these pictures of Madison Beer  at the beach, and I honestly don’t understand who lets their 17-year-old daughter wear a bikini like this. (That’s right perverts, Madison’s still 17 for another few months.) Or who lets their daughter do a fake “candid” beach photoshoot with the paps before she turns 18. Won’t somebody think of the children my readers? I don’t want any of you perverts getting in trouble here. #FOTO Madison en la playa de Miami. (29/12/16) @madisonbeer #madisonbeer A photo posted by Madison Beer Spain (@spainmadisonbeer) on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:42am PST Finally we get candids again – #madisonbeer #jackgilinsky #jadison A photo posted by @hott_selena on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:10am PST Madison at the beach in Miami yesterday! #madisonbeer @madisonbeer A photo posted by Updates of Madison Beer . (@everythingmadison_) on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:43am PST THAT SMILE KILLS MEEEEE — — @madisonbeer @madisonbeer @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @traciebeer @jackj #madisonbeer #jackgilinsky #jackjohnson #jackandjack @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @madisonbeer @madisonbeer A photo posted by – jess ☽ 2.4k unicorns Continue reading

Izabel Goulart’s Booty Is Amazing

Christmas may be over, but it’s still the holidays, which means, chances are, most of you guys are probably sitting in an airport right now, or a train station, or crashing in your mom’s basement like yours truly. Point is, wherever you are, you’re probably not in some gorgeous tropical location taking a bikini vacation with Izabel Goulart . So here’s the next best thing: a bunch of pictures and an Instagram video from the Victoria’s Secret babe. Just press your nose up against the screen, get the weirdo sitting next to you to make a few seagull noises and spray water in your face (if they’re not doing that already), and it’ll be just like you’re really there. Enjoy! #icanseeyou … Holiday mood ☀️#stbarths #holiday #vacation #friends #goodvibes #happiness #wimcovillas #villaangelhome @wimcovillas A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@izabelgoulart) on Dec 25, 2016 at 3:25pm PST https://www.instagram.com/p/BOhTVhBADqB/?tagged=izabelgoulart 32 year-old gorgeous #Braziliansupermodel @IzabelGoulart spends her #vacation in St. Barts #paradise ☀️ / #izabelgoulart #izagoulart #kevintrapp #psg #germany #goalkeeper #supermodel #brazil #stbarts #stbarths #wags #footballwags #psgwags #body #swimwear A photo posted by WSB (@world_secrets_beauty) on Dec 26, 2016 at 11:56pm PST Continue reading

Ariel Winter’s Chubby Little Booty Is Working Hard On Instagram.

I wonder how this picture was taken? Did Ariel Winter ask a friend to stand on a chair, point down and to make sure to get the best angle of her chubby little booty? In any case, I like the fact that she is somewhat delusional and thinks she has an amazing body. Now before you ladies get mad at me, I’m not saying her body is bad, I’m just saying it’s not something I would get off over unless I was a few drinks in and popped a half pill of Viagra. I’m a real sl%t when I mix those two.             Continue reading

Instagram Model Carmella Rose Works Her Booty Hard At The Beach

There’s a ton of wannabe hotties out there on Instagram, but for my money,  Carmella Rose is still hands down one of the best Insta-babes working these days. Here she is doing a real bikini photoshoot at the beach, and after this, I think she’s definitely got the skills booty to take this modeling thing to the next level. All she needs now is a well-connected blogger/manager. And I think my commission is very reasonable. All I ask is for Carmella to give me 15% of any bikini and/or lingerie pictures she takes and to pretend to be my girlfriend on Twitter. But I’m open to negotiation. Call me! » view all 17 photos Continue reading

Emily Jean Bester Has Great Chesticles

Meet Emily Jean Bester , my latest up-and-coming hot model find. According to my research, Emily’s from Sydney, Australia and as far as I’m concerned, she definitely has some of the bester chesticles I’ve seen on a bikini model in a while. Or wait, is it bestest? I’m not great with grammar. In case you haven’t noticed. » view all 16 photos Continue reading