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In a brilliant — if diabolically cynical — counterprogramming move to service multiplex patrons reluctant to pay $14 to watch men in weapon-laden metal suits clang against one another or deranged German doctors stitch together new pets from unlucky topless tourists ( the ‘Pede is expanding to 17 screens , everybody! Road trip!), Focus Features is unleashing an army of chubby-limbed, diaper-pooping Babies upon the world this weekend. But what are people saying about the film now that they’ve finally placed Babies ‘ plump hand in their mouths and pretended to nibble it down to its still-soft phalanges while muttering about how totawwy dewish, yes you are, you yumster widdle yummyface it is? We’ve rounded up some of the choicest, most adorable (and mostly true) quotes from the early reviews.

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The 11 Most Adorable Critical Responses To Babies

Watch UFC 113 Machida vs Shogun Live Stream Online Free – Tonight, one of the most exciting fight in Ultimate Fighting Championship might happen as a rematch between Lyoto “The Dragon” Machida and Mauricio “Shogun” Rua. But there are a lot more great fights to watch out for, such as UFC 113 Kimbo Slice vs Matt Mitrione Fight Video . Here’s a list of UFC 113 Fight Cards If you want to watch UFC 113 Live Stream Online Free , click the link provided. You can also watch it here . If you will be missing the fight, then watch UFC 113 Live Stream Online Free or click the link provided to find out UFC 113 Fight Card Results as it happens. To help you gauge who’s in it to win it in this event, then click here for UFC 113 Preview Videos . Watch UFC 113 Machida vs Shogun Live Stream Online Free is a post from: Daily World Buzz

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Watch UFC 113 Machida vs Shogun Live Stream Online Free

Here are some pictures of Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio and some other bitch I’ve never heard of in their bikinis, which is pretty much what they are supposed to be doing because they are bikini models….. In an era where these bitches are conidered celebrities and constantly have paparazzi pictures of them taken when they are not in their bikinis, like when they are carrying their kid around grocery shopping, or when they are watching Mandy Moore’s ex-boyfriend who they married in hopes of being the next Mandy Moore play tennis, while not in their bikinis, it’s nice to see them back at their roots where they fucking belong….

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Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio and Crystal Renn in Bikinis for Glamour of the Day

Mike Tyson is the candyman of awkward interviews: plenty of flavors and varieties of uncomfortable! Look what our makeshift Wonka offers: A grim history with Barbara Walters interviews. Hostility. A grimmer history of domestic violence. Family tragedy. Drug issues. The cavalier admission that he’s “destitute.” All are everlasting jawdroppers in the land of The View , and Tyson pimped them all in promotion of his VH1 pigeon-racing show and the James Toback documentary Tyson , which will not go away. Let’s count up the worst moments in his View spot and get back to letting basic cable swallow him up like a Scrumdiddlyumptious morsel.

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Mike Tyson’s View Visit: Worse Than You Think

Filed under: Quick Link Okay Urlbots, let’s get real here…I’m talking really real…you’re probably going to forget to get your mom a Mother’s Day gift until the day (or possibly morning) before. Don’t worry! It doesn’t mean that you’re a bad son/daughter…as long as you do get her a gift before the day is over. Lucky for you, the good people over at Switched have put together a handy list of awesome last minute Mother’s Day gifts. Read the entire last minute Mother’s Day gifts list here.

I’m not a cop, I’m not an FBI or CIA agent, I’m not even a recreational private investigator, I’m just a voyeur…a pretty fucking good voyeur with serious paranoid anxiety, especically since the handful of times I’ve been caught. But based on my expert conspiracy theorist, crazy person opinion…Gisele is a man….You know one of those beautiful trannies from Brazil who you can’t tell are guys until you get their pants off after taking a blowjob from them under the boardwalk of Rio and you aren’t even considered gay when you fuck them up the ass after finding out they don’t have a pussy, because hormonally they are 85% where they need to be….. I’m convinced Victoria’s Secret fired her cuz we were onto her and they didn’t want further investigation going into the shit. I’m convinced Leonardo DiCaprio dated her when he was experimenting with homosexuality as most actors are in love with themselves and he thought all that jerking off in front of the mirror meant more than meets the eye. Tom Brady married her because he could get away with all his locker room fantasies without being known as the Quarterback who fucks dudes, but as the one who marries models, which works out better during the new teammate initation gangbangs when the team tells each other what they are doing isn’t gay. I’m convinced her pregnancy was staged and a mechanism to trick people cuz she and her man have got a career and image to maintain…..and now she’s got her purse placed in front of her cock cuz she didn’t have time to strap down and was stuck in a pair of tight pants…. Pics via Fame

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Gisele Uses Her Purse to Hide Her Penis of the Day

Don’t blame Lizzy Caplan if Party Down doesn’t return for a third season. The actress told Vulture that she’ll go to any length to keep her onscreen catering company afloat, even if that means hoping that her co-star Ryan Hansen’s pilot isn’t picked up: “I know, it’s terrible to say, especially since he has a brand-new baby. A baby which needs to eat. I guess the baby deserves to eat, but I’d much rather do a third season.” The Mean Girls alum is attached to the CBS sitcom True Love as a guest star, which means that she would be available for another season at Starz. [ Vulture ]

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A Party Down Pledge

Drake may be hyped to fucking shit, but his music bores the fuck out of me. The dude is not gangster. He is not interesting. He is not even black. His mom who raised him in a rich part of town is more Jewish than a fucking Rabbi and she probably just got knocked up by his dad cuz she was trying to piss off the community…because she was tired of spending her days at the hair salon and getting her nails done. He was a Canadian TV star, which isn’t saying much, but he started out with more money than real rappers from the streets, so he should definitely keep paying off girls in his audience to flash him, not only does it make him look like people care about him, but it also gives his fans something to watch instead of falling the fuck asleep at his show…. I’ve had the unfortunate experience of seeing him perform and he fucking sucks, but tits don’t.

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Drake Gets Flashed of the Day

This weekend, amid the stagnant sea of my-God-not- The-Mummy-Returns -again cable movies, the grade-A options are split between the usual-suspect channels and the channel offshoots no one pays attention to. Read on for your carefully curated guide featuring work from fish-monsters to fetishes and beyond, and set your recorders accordingly.

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This Weekend on Cable: Crash Drives Home the Cult of Cronenberg

Filed under: Videos , Weird For Mother’s Day , I sent my mom a handful of videos from some of my favorite eccentrics I’ve covered in the past here on Urlesque. While she is an active user of both e-mail and her iPhone, memes and internet territory aren’t necessarily her strong suits. Nevertheless, she had some words when it came to spotlighting my number one crazies. On Edarem : “Absolutely terrifying! My periodontist and my hairdresser could have a field day with him.” On Branson Aniston : “The gas man will undoubtedly give me nightmares. Reminds me of the actor Lee Marvin, who frequently played a drunk. It is hard to believe that people find this funny, but I am sure they do.” On Trish Menke : “I disagree with Trish Menke. Dogs are smarter than cats!” On Marilyn Monroe Wannabe : “Could not load.” On Diana Campanella : “The lady dancing to ‘Beat It’ is actually entertaining. She is doing what we all did when we were kids ……sort of an arrested development! Great figure!” Share See more Mother’s Day posts on Urlesque