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Chris Brown Given Props By Judge

A judge offered praise to Chris Brown this morning for adhering to the terms of the suspended sentence resulting from his brutal attack on Rihanna last year. Basically, everything is going according to plan. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg said Brown is in good standing with the court and has continued to make progress in completing his community service and hard labor sentence, plus attending his domestic violence counseling. In fact, the newly-minted 21-year-old has completed all but one of his required 52 anti-domestic-violence counseling sessions, and has served out 290 hours of hard labor, or roughly 36 of his required 180 days – in short, he’s working hard. Chris Brown cleans up well. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] The judge also praised him for making progress on the community service portion of his sentence, continuing with the progress made as of the star’s last hearing.

Chaz Bono – First Item on Man List? Nap Time

Filed under: Chaz Bono Chaz Bono has already decided how he’s going to spend his first day as a man (legally speaking) — he’s going to take one diesel-ass nap. As for all that other “man stuff” — like holding doors for ladies and using the men’s room — Chaz says he’s been… Read more

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The 8 Worst Richard Dreyfuss Impressions [Best Week Ever]

Filed under: Quick Link The internet: the perfect place to test out dance moves, shamelessly cover ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ and, yes, even do your best Richard Dreyfuss impression. Our friends at Best Week Ever have combed the web for the worst Richard Dreyfuss impressions …but is there really such a thing as a bad Richard Dreyfuss impression? You be the judge. related:// The Best Christopher Walken Impressions on YouTube

Chaz Bono – First Item on the Man List? Nap Time

Filed under: Chaz Bono Chaz Bono has already decided how he’s going to spend his first day as a man (legally speaking) — he’s going to take one diesel-ass nap. As for all that other “man stuff” — like holding doors for ladies and using the men’s room — Chaz says he’s been… Read more

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Facebook CEO’s Bathroom Breakdown [Crack-ups]

Mark Zuckerberg was reduced to bawling on the floor of a restaurant men’s room in April 2005, amid high-pressure fundraising, says a new book excerpt published in Fortune . The Facebook co-founder’s head was down, his words were panicked. More

Papoose Says He Takes Mixtapes ‘More Serious Than The Average Cat’

MC is back with his 23rd tape, Papoose Season, but still no album. By Shaheem Reid Photo: MTV News Papoose has to sit back and think for a couple of minutes when asked how many mixtapes he’s released in the past five years. After some quick mental math, the Brooklyn-born MC comes up with the figure (same number as Michael Jordan’s jersey): 23. “I actually slowed down for a little bit, and cats still ain’t catch up.” Pap’s 23rd tape, Papoose Season, came out last week. “[The title] came from a conversation with me and [DJ] Kay Slay,” Pap explained. “I dropped a freestyle out there. The haters came, the support came, just all the regular stuff that happens when it’s Papoose season. Everyone went in a frenzy over that. Slay was like, ‘Ah, man, it’s Papoose season again.’ I was like, ‘Damn, I gotta run with that.’ So I ran with that. I’m not stopping. My consistency is going to continue.” When Pap reflected on his underground legacy, he came to one conclusion: He’s the uno. “The best,” Pap said unapologetically. “I think I’m the best to ever do it. I take it serious. R.I.P. to Justo [late founder of the annual Mixtape Awards]. I feel that Justo left me with the mixtape crown, so I gotta hold that down. But a mixtape is not what it used to be. It means way more to the game now. You got mixtapes out there that’s more relevant than albums. That’s why I think I was so successful. I always took it more serious than the average cat would. “I was watching [a Mixtape Daily interview with Drake ] y’all did. What Drake was saying, I been trying to tell cats that for years,” the MC said, referring to Drake’s assertion last month that “a mixtape has become an album.” “They thinking I’m crazy. But meanwhile, these mixtapes are taking me on tour. I just came back from Russia. [The mixtapes,] they feeding me. I’m paying my bills. This is how I’m getting money. I have no problem with releasing music.” But what about the long-awaited debut album? Twenty-three tapes delivered, and Pap’s fans are still waiting for his Nacirema Dream. His followers were patient through a lengthy bidding war in 2006; they even understood when Pap signed with and quickly left Jive Records after he and the label couldn’t see eye to eye. And that was almost three years ago. Pap said he’s hoping to put his debut out this year. “If everything goes the way it’s going now, they definitely going to get the album,” he promised. “If it doesn’t … I’m moving forward. I’m strategizing my business where I can present the album the way I want to present it. But I got an incredible album. I wanna look back on this interview when the album does come out. I want to show and prove, because I’m touching on topics that need to be touched. I’m watching the game. I’m looking at what I got in the vault, and I’m like, ‘Nobody has surpassed it. This material was ahead of its time.’ I’m just so confident in what my album is gonna do. Just based on my fanbase and the money I make and the feedback I get, I know I’m gonna be successful enough to keep it moving and drop the next album.” Is Papoose the real mixtape king? Let us know in the comments! Related Artists Papoose

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Taylor Swift Says New Album Is About ‘Boys And Love’

‘This summer it’s all about the finishing touches,’ country superstar says of new work. By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Christina Garibaldi Taylor Swift Photo: MTV News NEW YORK — Although she re-released her sophomore effort, Fearless (with several new tracks) , last fall, it has been nearly two years since Taylor Swift delivered a proper album. But fans can rest assured that one is coming soon, because Swift said she’ll wrap up the final recordings for her third album in the next few months. “[The new album] is going great actually,” Swift told MTV News on the red carpet at the Time 100 gala, where she celebrated being named one of the magazine’s most influential people of the year. “I’ve been writing it for the last two years, so this summer it’s all about the finishing touches and getting in there in the studio and recording the last couple songs.” Asked what inspired her upcoming project this time around, the country-pop superstar shot back, “What do you think? Boys and love.” The singer has shared some details about her songwriting process with us in the last year. “I’m constantly writing about what I go through as it happens to me,” Swift said in November. “I try not to get too backlogged and have to go back. I record all the time, so I’ve got a lot of songs. “When I put out an album, I’d like to think that when people listen to that album it’s like a diary of what I’ve been through in the last two years,” she added. “So it’s a really fun way to express how I feel and what I’m going through.” Months earlier, Swift revealed that a certain Detroit rocker was on her wish list of collaborations. “Jack White … ’cause he’s awesome,” she said of the White Stripes frontman . “I love his style. I love his writing, and I think he’s an amazing player too, so any kind of collaboration there would be really awesome.” Are you excited for Taylor’s next album? Tell us in the comments! Related Artists Taylor Swift

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I Spit On Your Grave Trailer: How Does it Compare to the Crazy Original?

The first trailer for the remake of I Spit On Your Grave arrived online Wednesday, just days after the poster featuring Sarah Butler, her garden shears and the tacky slogan “It’s Date Night” began making the rounds. Perhaps understandably, both the trailer and the poster seem targeted to a horror-numbed younger audience — the majority of whom likely have no idea it’s a remake of one of the most notorious cult films of the last 50 years. But now it’s time to catch up, and Movieline, as always, is here to help.

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Jessica Biel’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Here is the ass that Justin Timberlake sings to at night when it’s sleeping and he’s done watching gay porn. The ass that he tries to finger before she straps on and fucks him from behind so that he can smell her shit on his fingers while she has his way with him like the bitch you all know he is thanks to his angelic voice and Lou Perlman….in one of those reliving the memories of being molested as a kid that made him the riches he has….only now there’s none of that “Not fitting in” he had to deal with as a little boy that made him feel inadequate for not getting Lou Perlman off while Joey Fatone had no problem fitting Lou Perlman in….cuz Biel has a whole bucket full of strap-on attachments….those are just the perks of being rich…. Pics via Bauer

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Jessica Jane Clement is Half Naked for Some Ad of the Day

I’m not marketing person, but I do know if you get some hot model to be half naked in your campaign, you should make sure she’s got your product in her ass, pussy or squeezed between her tits so that the people you are trying to reach and seduce with her half naked body know what they are fucking looking at and what the fuck they are supposed to buy, instead of just cocktease them with some whore who looks better half naked than their wives, girlfriend, or dude on the internet they talk to thinking is a girl they are going to fly to America to meet…. I’m also not a jock frat boy from the UK who likes trashy bitches or makes celebrities out of these gutter whores who look like they were fucked by their dad’s in the trailer park before making a break for fame….you know who look like gutter strippers but aren’t actually stripping in seedy bars where they belong, but instead in campaigns…and that shit just feeds their egos too much and makes them think they are anything but trashy haired whores….it gives them self-worth and buys them nice things and takes away your chance to fist her for 10 dollars at a bachelor party cuz life worked out for her…. It’s cheap it’s poorly executed, but there’s a half naked cunt I’ve never heard of and complaining about that would be gay.

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