I haven’t seen that many gay porns in my life, but I would say that it is safe to say that at least one of them starts off in a sports field doin’ stretches and that so does Ronaldo’s group masturbation/gay sex sessions and here he is with his boyfriend/lover/teammate because they aren’t as into the soccer ball as they are into each other’s balls, but what do I know, maybe I’m just intimidated with how secure he is in his sexuality, but I doubt that… I always laugh at the European people I know who idolize him, for pretty much idolizing Liberace or some other queer while being the biggest homophobes who can’t see the truth beyond his soccer abilities and everytime I tease them, they just get mad at me and use Paris Hilton as an example as to why he isn’t gay, because apparently they fucked, but I don’t know anything about that, but I do know that in this stage of the game, anyone willing to fuck Paris Hilton needs to already have Aids and needs to want to be in the limelight, and needs to hate female genitals, since her’s look more like balls, so that whole bullshit just further’s my point….
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Christiano Ronaldo is Definitely Not Gat of the Day
