Category Archives: Emily Ratajkowski

Emily Ratajkowski Busts Out For Cosmo

In case you hadn’t noticed (and if you didn’t, you should probably get your eyes checked), Emily Ratajkowski and her lucky funbags are everywhere these days. She’s even busting out in the November issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine , which is going to make waiting at line in the grocery store way more fun this month. Anyway, I’m still waiting for Emily to thank me for making her such a big star though. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures are a good start, but a few topless thank-you selfies wouldn’t hurt either. Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski Does Spike TV’s ‘Guys Choice’ Awards

Here’s Emily Ratajkowski showcasing her super amazing body at the Spike TV’s ‘Guys Choice’ Awards and that’s about it because the second this girl smiles, it makes me wonder how in the world did she become a top model? Don’t get me wrong, Emily is hotter than any girl I’ve ever brought home to my mom’s basement, which just proves how pathetic my life is, but I’m just trying to make sense of her mass appeal. Now before you press send on that email you’re writing me about how fat I am and that I’ve probably never been laid. Let me tell you, I once put the tip in and I lasted 3 seconds. So there! Continue reading