Category Archives: Pictures

Dog Pleasuring Himself

That dog made the purse his bitch! Continue reading

Lara Birmili Is A Booty You Should Know

I know there’s a lot of Instagram hotties out there. Hell, you could probably spend an entire afternoon scrolling on your phone and still not make it through half of them. Believe me, I’ve tried. But here’s one more you guys need to know:  Lara Birmili . With a booty this good, the Austrian hottie definitely deserves to be on your radar. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some more scrolling research to do. Continue reading

Peyton List Is A Super Cutie

So, according to my sources, there’s currently two actresses out there named Peyton List , which makes it kind of confusing when I try to double-check and make sure this blonde hottie isn’t big trouble. And the fact that she just did a photoshoot for Tiger Beat doesn’t help much either. Anyway, after some of the most intensive research I’ve done in years (we’re talking a full 30 seconds worth), I’m happy to report that this Peyton List is 18, and now I’ve got a much better way to spend those 30 seconds. Enjoy. » view all 16 photos Continue reading

Girl Tries To Prank Dad

And this is why men are smarter than women! Continue reading

Joanna Krupa Does The Stupid Mannequin Challenge Nude

I’m assuming you’ve probably heard of the Mannequin Challenge by now, but just in case you only use the Internet for important things (you know, like looking up bikini pictures), it’s pretty much exactly like the stupid Ice Bucket Challenge that was going around a couple years ago, only without the whole raising-money-for-a-good-cause thing. Anyway, normally, I think all these viral video trends are lame, and I get burnt out on them in under 24 hours. But then I saw the one Joanna Krupa did, and I take it all back. See, she was able to figure out the one thing this dumb trend has been missing: models and InstaHotties getting naked for attention. It’s genius! My version of the #mannequinchallenge ☺️ by @romainzago #joannakrupa. A video posted by Joanna Krupa (@joannakrupa) on Nov 26, 2016 at 3:00pm PST Continue reading

Elizabeth Banks For You Nerds!

OK nerds, this one’s for you: according to my sources, these shots of Elizabeth Banks all covered in dirt and dressed in green spandex aren’t from one of those artsy “high-fashion” photoshoots I never understand. They’re the first look at her character in the new Power Rangers movie. And I’m guessing that’s probably giving at least a few of you nerd boners right now. Personally though, I think this costume could use a little less green and a lot more skin. Continue reading

Instagram Model Wannabe Hailey Baldwin Is Now A Guess Model

According to my sources, Hailey Baldwin is pretending to be a Guess model these days, and here’s her latest shoot for the company. And don’t get me wrong, Hailey’s hot and all, but she’s just not a real model. If you ask me, she should stick to pretending to be famous on Instagram. There’s no shame in that. Lots of my favorite hotties do that full-time these days. It’s a totally respectable career path. » view all 14 photos Continue reading

The El-Rich Motel Review

This is beyond disgusting! Nonetheless a good place to bring a hooker. Continue reading

The El-Rich Motel Review

This is beyond disgusting! Nonetheless a good place to bring a hooker. Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski In Sexy Lingerie

I thought  Emily Ratajkowski had given up on the modeling business and just gone back to being a professional Instagram hottie again. But it’s a good thing she didn’t, because this latest lingerie shoot is hands down one of the hottest things I’ve seen from Emily in months. I’m pretty sure my pants region just spontaneously combusted. So enjoy, but make sure to stay away from anything flammable just to be safe. Continue reading