Category Archives: Pictures

Instagram Model Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Is Hard At Work

I guess if you have a booty like Emily Ratajkowski, you never have to work a day in your life. And they say women have it so tough these days!               Continue reading

Kendall Jenner And Gigi Hadid Are Hard At Work For W Magazine

When I first heard Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid were wearing body paint for a new photoshoot/lesbian fantasy for W Magazine , I got pretty excited. But then I checked out the pictures… And I don’t know what the hell these two think they’re doing, but they’re definitely not doing it right . I guess this is supposed to be “art” or something? But it’s just confusing the hell out of the Little Tuna. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Miranda Kerr And Her Fit Body Belongs In A Bikini

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that most of you dudes out there probably don’t read  Women’s Health , so you may have missed this one: Miranda Kerr looking smoking hot on the cover of their latest issue. But don’t worry. You won’t have to sandwich it with a copy of Playboy at the newsstand or ask your girlfriends to buy it for you, because I’ve got the photoshoot for you perverts below. (You’re welcome.) Continue reading

Milla Jovovich Is Definitely Not What She Used To Be

I can barely remember the last time we got new pictures from Milla Jovovich , but I’m pretty sure I remember her looking a lot better than this. Anyway, I just checked and it turns out she’s 40 now, so I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised that she doesn’t look as hot as she used to 20 years ago, even though the former model’s still doing the same weirdo topless shoots — this one’s for  POP Magazine ‘s Fall/Winter issue — but c’mon. When hotties like Elizabeth Hurley can keep it up into their 50s, what’s Milla’s excuse? » view all 13 photos Continue reading

Kelly Brook Photoshopped Busty Goodness

I don’t know who actually still uses calendars anymore, but I’m definitely glad hotties like Kelly Brook keep making them. Because these shots from her 2017 calendar are hands down some of the best busty goodness we’ve gotten from Kelly all year. I don’t know if they’re going to last me another 365 days, but if I really concentrate, I might be able to get 365 seconds out of them. Or at least 45, anyway. Wish me luck! Continue reading

Alexis Ren Nude Photoshoot

So yeah, remember how last time I did a post on an Alexis Ren photoshoot, I said she was born to wear a bikini? Well, turns out I was wrong. But see, I just came across this latest photoshoot Alexis did and don’t get me wrong, she still looks smoking hot in a bikini. But it turns out she was actually born to wear nothing at all. I guess I’m not too surprised. I just hope she realizes that too and there’s more where these came from. A lot more. Continue reading

Lindsay Lohan Topless On Instagram

I guess Lindsay Lohan must be trying to make a comeback or something, because we haven’t heard from her in months and then all of a sudden, she just dropped this great topless selfie on Instagram out of nowhere. I’m pretty sure she’s removed it since then, but luckily, that’s the magic of the Internet: you put something up for a few seconds, and some perv in his mom’s basement  hero saves it for all eternity. Enjoy! Continue reading

Bella “One Face” Hadid Loves Herself Fake Modeling Career

I guess Bella Hadid can’t believe she’s a real model with an actual New York City billboard either, because here she is posing in front of her own Calvin Klein poster in NY. And as lame as that is, there’s two good reasons why I can’t make fun of her for it: 1) I’m a big fan of Bella’s topless modeling too, and 2) I’m a little distracted by the serious case of nippleitis she seems to have come down with. If you ask me, she needs to go see a doctor blogger ASAP. Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Is On The Voice. Needs To Bring Back The Tongue!

I just realized why Miley Cyrus hasn’t been doing any of her usual naked photoshoots or sexy tongue action recently… I’m pretty sure that now that she’s a judge on The Voice , people must be telling her she has to settle down and behave. And that’s total BS, as far as I’m concerned. I mean, c’mon. What do you think is going to get better ratings: this lame promotional photoshoot where Miley’s all covered up or this one where she’s licking the floor while topless ? I rest my case. Continue reading

Sara Sampaio Belongs In Lingerie

Here’s a real treat: a brand-new lingerie shoot from Victoria’s Secret stunner Sara Sampaio . And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures have already got me drooling all over my keyboard and dreaming about how much I’d love to take a little nibble. And no, I’m not talking about those fancy desserts Sara’s carrying. Yum. » view all 12 photos Continue reading