Category Archives: Pictures

Emily Ratajkowski Naked Before She Was An Instagram Model

I don’t know if  Emily Ratajkowski is still trying to become an “actress” these days or what, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but here’s an old photoshoot I found that proves she could be one of the most talented models of all-time if she’d just stick to taking her clothes off for the cameras. Forget Hollywood. This is clearly Emily’s true calling. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →

World Most Expensive Things

Time to realize how poor you are. Continue reading →

Victoria Justice Should Be More Like Her Sister

So apparently my new favorite set of hot sisters Victoria Justice and Madison Reed took a trip to Lake Powell recently for a photoshoot. And yes, that’s usually the type of thing that gets my “lesbian fantasy” senses (AKA my pants region) tingling. But unfortunately, Madison was the only one who showed off much skin. And don’t get me wrong, me and the Little Tuna can definitely still work with that, but if you ask me, Victoria could stand to learn a thing or two about how to dress from her little sister… » view all 15 photos Continue reading →

Monkey Grooming Human

That person should get checked or fleas or ticks. Continue reading →

Victoria Justice Is Not Naked In NKD

I don’t know who’s responsible for this blatant false advertising, but I got really excited when I heard that A) there was something called Naked Magazine and B) that one of my #1 hotties Victoria Justice was on the cover of their October issue. But then I saw the pictures and maybe my eyes are just ruined from all the years I’ve spent in front of a computer screen, but Victoria’s definitely not naked in any of these. I double-checked and everything. Unacceptable! Continue reading →

HA! Sophie Simmons Is Now A “Model”

So you know how every rich kid with famous parents basically gets a blank check to do whatever they want? Well, turns out Sophie Simmons (AKA Gene’s busty daughter) has decided she’s a “real” “model” now, and I just came across her modeling portfolio . And I will say this for Sophie: she’s definitely a lot more talented in the front meat department than the Hadids or the Jenners. Anyway, on a related note, I’ve decided I’m going to start calling myself an “award-winning journalist” from now on. » view all 12 photos Continue reading →

Tom Hanks Crashes A Wedding

Well, this couple has a pretty good story to tell about their wedding day. Tom Hanks seems like a genuine good dude. Tom Hanks Crashes Our Wedding from First Day Films on Vimeo . Continue reading →

Ariel Winter Is A Busty Rogue Model

I don’t know when Ariel Winter   officially overtook Sarah Hyland as the most famous young hottie on Modern Family , but here she is in a new busty photoshoot for Rogue Magazine (whatever that is) and some even more busty candids. And it just proves something I’ve been saying this whole time: if you want to be famous, all you need is giant funbags and a willingness to show them off 24/7. It’s pretty simple, really. Hope all you wannabe hotties out there are taking notes. #arielwinter in #la A photo posted by @triggercole on Sep 27, 2016 at 5:28pm PDT We spotted #ArielWinter looking slim and trim!!! ❗️ She looks like she prefers her chocolate- dark! Like RayRon is sneaking off to be with her while Antoinetta is at work as a CNA! A photo posted by Industry On Blast! (@theindustryonblast) on Sep 28, 2016 at 1:46am PDT #arielwinter A photo posted by Hot Celebrities (@sexycelebs12) on Sep 27, 2016 at 4:54pm PDT Continue reading →

Bella Thorne Bikini Tongue Action

Here’s Bella Thorne doing what she does best: giving us some great bikini and/or tongue action on social media. The only thing that’s missing this time is her patented booty shot . We came so close to getting the full trifecta. Oh well. I bet if we wait another 24 hours minutes, there’ll be a whole more where this came from. So enjoy these for now, and make sure to stay tuned. Continue reading →

Kangaroo Friend

I don’t know how that kangaroo is able to put up with that annoying dude. Continue reading →