Category Archives: Pictures

Sara Sampaio Topless For Elle Magazine, But Playboy No Longer Does Nude

Yes, you read that right — I had to break out those dreaded black censored bars for a new photoshoot that smoking hot Victoria’s Secret model Sara Sampaio did for the May issue of Elle UK , which officially contains more nudity than an entire issue of Playboy these days . I never thought I’d see the day… But hey, on the plus side, at least you can buy these fashion mags without needing a brown paper bag. Continue reading →

Twins Face Swap

Just in! Face Swap doesn’t work on twins!!! Continue reading →

Hustler Still In The Porn Star Business

Playboy may have gotten out of the porn business , but at least there’s one publication out there that still properly appreciates and celebrates porn stars. Well, other than this site, that is. Because according to my sources, Larry Flynt celebrated the grand opening of one of his new Hustler Clubs in LA by inviting a whole bunch of porn stars out. Now that’s my kind of party. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Hustler Still In The Porn Star Business

Playboy may have gotten out of the porn business , but at least there’s one publication out there that still properly appreciates and celebrates porn stars. Well, other than this site, that is. Because according to my sources, Larry Flynt celebrated the grand opening of one of his new Hustler Clubs in LA by inviting a whole bunch of porn stars out. Now that’s my kind of party. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Show In Cosmo

I know she’s had it for a while now, but I’m still not digging this short haircut of Scarlett Johansson ‘s. And I don’t know why she hasn’t started growing it out again. You’d think the approval of a pasty blogger who lives in his mom’s basement would mean everything to an A-list hottie like Scarlett… OK, OK, stop laughing and just enjoy this spread she did for the May issue of Cosmopolitan , you jerks. Continue reading →

Selena Gomez Stretches Her T-shirt

Here’s Selena Gomez looking nice and chesty on her way into the airport in LA, and I don’t know where she’s headed, but all I know is, whoever got the seat next to her lucked into a serious upgrade. Anyway, enjoy the pictures, while I get ready for take-off too. I’m talking about my pants, just to be clear. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Bella Thorne And Her Sister Make A Great Pair

I guess Bella Thorne must be taking a break from her very important Snapchat modeling to take a trip, because here she is with her hottie older sister Dani at the airport. And you know, I think this might be the one time I actually wouldn’t mind getting stuck in a middle seat on a flight… Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

50 ft Flamethrower In Slow Motion

If only I had one of these attached to the front of my car, getting around would be so much easier. Continue reading →

Stefanie Scott Is A Safe Bet

I know that every time you read the words “Disney star” on this site, at least a few of you try to flush your laptops… But don’t worry, checking out these pictures of  Stefanie Scott aren’t going to earn you a visit from Chris Hansen. Stefanie may not look it, but she’s 19. (I triple-checked.) So you can go ahead and enjoy these shots of her feeding the meter and going to lunch knowing that you’re just a garden-variety degenerate, not a criminal one. That counts for something, right? Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

Taking Fake Book Covers On The Subway

Finally, a prank that is not fake and is actually somewhat funny. We need more of this and less of Roman Atwood and friends. Continue reading →