Category Archives: Pictures

Emma Roberts Works The Streets

I like Emma Roberts as much as the next pervert on the Internet, but after seeing these latest pictures of her, it’s like she didn’t get any sun all winter. She’s even paler than I am. So if you ask me, Emma needs to hit the beach stat. And I’d be happy to lend her my personal sunscreen — it’s blogger-approved for pasty skin and SPF 500. I’ll just have to show her how to put it on properly first. It’s pretty simple, but I wouldn’t want any of Emma’s sensitive areas to get burned. We’ll do a quick hands-on lesson just to be safe. Call me! Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

Wheel of Fortune Genius

I’m glad this guy won because now he can get himself some well deserved hookers. Continue reading →

Wheel of Fortune Genius

I’m glad this guy won because now he can get himself some well deserved hookers. Continue reading →

Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Hard At Work

Good news: looks like Sara Jean Underwood still hasn’t found herself a new super-rich sugar daddy just yet, because she’s still hard at work posting some serious hotness on Instagram looking for one. And I don’t know who this Neil Patel dude is either, but I’m assuming he’s some rich bastard who’s about to get very, very lucky and hit the hottie lottery. I hate him already. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →

Kristen Bell’s Little Cleavage Show

We don’t see Kristen Bell much anymore these days. Ever since she became a mom MILF, it’s like she’s too busy or something. But the good news is she’s got a new movie coming out, so she was contractually obligated to show up to the world premiere with that super-cute cleavage of hers for once. So make sure to enjoy it before Kristen’s funbags go into hibernation for another year or two, or until her next movie. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Kristen Bell’s Little Cleavage Show

We don’t see Kristen Bell much anymore these days. Ever since she became a mom MILF, it’s like she’s too busy or something. But the good news is she’s got a new movie coming out, so she was contractually obligated to show up to the world premiere with that super-cute cleavage of hers for once. So make sure to enjoy it before Kristen’s funbags go into hibernation for another year or two, or until her next movie. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Ashley Graham Does Maxim Magazine

I know I’m probably going to get more hate mail for this, but I didn’t approve when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue put Ashley Graham on their cover , and now she’s got a Maxim cover too? It just further proves my theory that Maxim ‘s turned into a woman’s magazine. I mean, if I was going to do a photoshoot with a plus-size model to show that fat chicks are beautiful too, I would have had Ashley sprawled across a buffet stuffing herself with fried chicken. See, now that’s embracing being fat. And I know for a fact it would be much sexier than any of this crap. Continue reading →

Grumpy Old Neighbor Fight

I don’t know why I enjoyed this video, but the fight it is all over a property line. Continue reading →

Hayden Panettiere’s Carl’s Jr. Commercial Is Weird

You guys all know I love this little sexy person, but I don’t know what Carl’s Jr. was thinking when they decided to put this commercial together with Hayden Panettiere . It’s not sexy or appetizing. It just leaves you wanting to go eat at McDonald’s. It’s an ultimate fail! I would have had Hayden in a ring fighting midget lucha libre wrestlers in a micro swimsuit. That wolud have been much better!             Continue reading →

Lilly Becker Swimsuit Pictures

Usually it’s the soccer players that get the super-hot wives, but apparently tennis players don’t do too bad for themselves either. Because according to my sources, this fine MILF is Lilly Becker , aka Boris Becker’s wife. …Is it too late for me to become a professional athlete? I mean, there’s got to be something I can do where it doesn’t matter I can’t run for more than 30 seconds without getting winded. Do golfers have hot wives? What about professional bowlers? Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →