Category Archives: Pictures

Meet Hottie Binky Felstead

I still don’t know if I believe that Binky Felstead is this hottie’s real name. It sounds totally made-up, if you ask me, although I guess maybe that’s just a British thing. And speaking of British things, here’s Binky following in the proud tradition of her fellow busty English nobodies by posing in lingerie for a super-hot photoshoot in FHM . And after further consideration, she’s so smoking hot, I’m willing to call her whatever she wants. Continue reading →

Christie Brinkley Vs. Wind

Every once in a while, New York gets a serious hottie to light up the Empire State Building for a good cause, and here’s ageless beauty  Christie Brinkley taking her turn for something called Give a Smile, Get a Smile. Although after checking out these pictures, I’m pretty sure they should’ve called it Give a Pants Fire, Get a Pants Fire instead. Because damn! » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Paris Berelc and Amber Montana Are Big Trouble

I don’t know much about Amber Montana and I’m too scared of the NSA to look her up, but I can tell you that  Paris Berelc (the one on the left) is 100% trouble. So unless your fantasy involves getting 10 years with good behavior, I’d move it along and save your imagination for another day, perverts. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

Paris Hilton Is Modelling Again

I guess Paris Hilton was getting tired of all these wannabe porn stars and “professional models” getting all the attention these days. Because here’s the OG hot nobody doing her very own photoshoot for the latest issue of Paper . And I have to give credit where credit’s due, Paris definitely looks more like a legit model than Bella Hadid or Kylie Jenner . OK, fine, I know that’s not saying much, but I’m not used to giving Paris complaints. It might take me a while to get the hang of it. Continue reading →

Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Is A Terrible Actress!

Here’s the end result of those weird Kendall Jenner shark costume pictures from a couple days ago, and yeah, I think it’s safe to say that Kendall isn’t going to become a professional actress any time soon. That is, unless somebody can write a part for her that takes place entirely in the shower. Believe me, I’ve tried, but so far, no studio’s taken me up on Bath Time with the Tuna . Their loss. Continue reading →

Miley Cyrus Tonguing Bill Murray

I think this might be the most covered-up we’ve seen Miley Cyrus in weeks, and I blame the whole Christmas special thing for the fact that Miley isn’t breaking out any see-through shirts  or sex toys here. Oh well, at least she’s still giving the cameras some of her patented tongue action. I’m glad to see she’s still got some bad good habits left. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Miley Cyrus Gets Her Tongue Working

If you missed out on Cyber Monday, not to worry, because I’ve got something even better than 15% off ugly sweaters or whatever lame sales people were pushing yesterday. Because here’s Miley Cyrus leaving a club in New York with her shirt half off and giving us a peek at her bra. And sure, I know it’s not quite as good as that weird orange jumpsuit being 100% off, but hey, it’s still a lot better than 2 for 1 socks, right? Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

Emmy Rossum Is Red Hot

I don’t normally pay much attention to Emmy Rossum unless she’s walking around in leggings or taking her top off on Shameless , but I’m always happy to support hotties supporting a good cause with their hotness. So here’s Emmy attending the Godiva “Hot Chocolate for a Cause” event in New York, and I’m not sure what their target was, but if they wanted to warm up my pants region by a few thousand degrees, they’ve already hit the goal and then some. Yow. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Porn Star Kim Kardashian Is Nude, Gross And Overly Photoshopped!

I still don’t understand what you sickos see in this untalented porn star, but hey, if fat, annoying moms are one of your weird fetishes, who am I to judge, right? So here’s Kim Kardashian ‘s latest “artsy” photoshoot, with her wearing nothing but body paint in the desert, and even if you’re not a Kim fan, you have to at least appreciate how much hard work went into this. I bet some poor intern had to spend days Photoshopping these. Continue reading →

Katie Price Is A Very Old Schoolgirl

Don’t get me wrong, I love Katie Price as much as the next cleavage-obsessed blogger. She’s one of my original busty British crushes. But I don’t know if she can pull off the sexy schoolgirl look anymore now that she’s in her late 30s. Sexy teacher maybe. Luckily though, that cleavage of hers pairs pretty well with anything, and on the plus side, I guess this is still better than her last few outfits . So enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →