Category Archives: Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson Is Now A Hillary Clinton Impersonator

I’ve tried to ignore it. I’ve tried to pretend it’s not happening. But there’s no use in fighting it any longer: I’m sorry to report that  Scarlett Johansson , AKA formerly one of the hottest women in the world, now looks like a professional Hillary Clinton impersonator thanks to that hipster haircut of hers. All she needs now is a pantsuit. But don’t worry, at least we’ve still got the archives until it grows back out. Or her agent buys her some hair extensions. Continue reading →

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Show In Cosmo

I know she’s had it for a while now, but I’m still not digging this short haircut of Scarlett Johansson ‘s. And I don’t know why she hasn’t started growing it out again. You’d think the approval of a pasty blogger who lives in his mom’s basement would mean everything to an A-list hottie like Scarlett… OK, OK, stop laughing and just enjoy this spread she did for the May issue of Cosmopolitan , you jerks. Continue reading →