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Sydney Sweeney Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is hot…or the hottest young starlet out there right now thanks to her new show…and by hottest I mean sh’s got huge fucking tits on her small frame..it’s great fun to look at… Her show is called Euphoria…based on an Israeli show that I guess presents young people how we like to think they are…slutty on the internet, slutty in school, slutty on dating apps, slutty on the streets…everyone fucking everyone…and in last night’s episode Sydney Sweeney had an orgasm while rubbing up on a carousel at the fair… One character on the show is trans…not Sydney Sweeney…she is not the trans girl…but there is a trans girl and I saw that people only realized last night was trans, thanks to her flashing her trans tits….so when she had her weird gay anal sex they thought she was just having regular sex…despite the penis in her panties…reminding me that people watch TV while on their phones…idiots.. Not that we care about the trans girl, and the trans girl’s surprisingly big tits for a dude…. We care about Sydney Sweeney …barely…but she’s a refreshing new set of tits from the entertainment industry, and in an era of tits everywhere, you can never have too much tit, proven by the abundance of tit Sydney Sweeney has. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sydney Sweeney Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Shay Mitchell Pregnancy of the Day

Shay Mitchell is a pretty clever rich kid who got into acting thanks to being a rich kid. First she made it from her mansion in West Vancouver…a rich neighborhood…to Toronto…where she got cast in Degrassi….where she may or may not have had sex with Drake….then she moved onto Hollywood, leaving Canada behind as these people do once they officially make it in the big leagues of America…which Pretty Little Liars was….and sh was able to build out and grow a massive social media reach because of it.. In being enterprising or current or smart she decided that was a good thing to focus on in her acting downtime, becoming an “Influencer” means controlling her content and imag whil getting all kinds of money for brand deals..all while going on all kinds of epic trips because that is what these people do… So she does well for herself, and is now knocked up by another Canadian who used to be a VJ on Much Music…because I guess she had a childhood crush on him, or maybe Canadians in America stick together….or maybe this is just how love and building families work…I don’t know, I just know she’s got a nice tan in her bikini and despite finding pregnancy gross, I like what it does to tits, before the breast feeding is done and the titties deflate… Yes, my life is one big tit joke, a simplistic tit joke no on laughs at. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shay Mitchell Pregnancy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Teyana Taylor Thong of the Day

Teyana Taylor is the hot girl from Kanye videos…who is out there being hot… She’s the kind of black girl I would want to go to police academy to become a mall cop…since I won’t past the physical….but mall cop man…that’s the fucking dream…parked outside the Victoria’s Secret motherfuckers….where I’d arrest Teyana Taylor…. Police brutality her, show her how much Black Lives Matter with my seed….strip search, cavity search, get as deep as I can…. Nice level of trashy….with the trashy tattoos and thong bikini..awesome… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Teyana Taylor Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tallulah Willis Erotica of the Day

She’s one of the hipster daughters of Demi and Bruce – who isn’t RUMER Willis…. She normally poses naked with her sister SCOUT, but I guess SCOUT was busy spending her allowance shopping that day… Tallulah Willis and Scout Willis have figured out a hook to get people talking about them, or at least to fuck with the media who pay attention them – by getting naked together – which in their Hippie upbringing wasn’t a big deal…..not that they are actual hippies..they are rich as fuck, raised rich as fuck, but for some reason think they are down to earth..you know stepdad Ashton would walk around dick out…. This is her ass…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Tallulah Willis Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bebe Rexha American Pride Booty of the Day

BEBE REXHA wants you to know that American Pride by showing off the BOOTY…. She may have Albanian Parents….but she wants you to know she got the US Passport. She is not some immigrant stealing your jobs, her parents were… She’s just the fat ass daughter of the immigrants living that American pop star dream despite being fat, despite being 30, because we live in world where all whores can succeed if they try hard enough. THis is trying hard enough! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha American Pride Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Pussy of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family…..wholesome… So she’s celebrating her no longer pregnant, and her perpetual Victoria’s Secret work, by showing you her pussy in sheer dress, to show you its not as blown out as you’d expect! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Christa B Allen Hard Nipple Watermelon Murder of the Day

Christa B Allen is out here murdering watermelons with her hard nipples out….call the police…cuz she’s clearly trying to bait in black guys….with their favorite fruit….which isn’t racist to say, just go to the grocery store with a counter when Watermelon is on sale and tell me otherwise… For those you don’t know….Watermelon is nature’s Viagra…and the whole new CELERY juice…so keep track of it…while staring at these tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Christa B Allen Hard Nipple Watermelon Murder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hilary Duff Bikini of the Day

I used to call Hillary Duff the Hockey Gangbang queen, because she was sturdy, strong legged and I assume that all athletes are homosexuals, otherwise they wouldn’t be so into showering together, or shoving broom handles up in each other….and that in their brotherhood they fuck each other’s women together, so that they cum….and pretend it’s not queer, but just a brotherhood without the incest… Now she’s the set of mom tits in a bikini being inappropriate…mom of two with different dads…like a typical slut…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hilary Duff Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Madison Beer – Knows What Matters of the Day

Madison Beer knows what matters when it comes to marketing her music…. Madison Beer understands what is important when it comes to pics of her… And So Do I…. this pic / outfit / the best we’ve seen of her…and now I’m gonna drink some beer thinking about beer tits, that you’d want to fill like a beer tap, if you had what it took, like a penis. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Madison Beer – Knows What Matters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Bra Top Nipple of the Day

Look you can see recently deflated Ariel Winter, who I assume is on the KETO diet, in a bikini top, with her deflated tits, that aren’t only deflated by the KETO diet, but also from having her tits reduced when she was 16, cuz they had a mind of their own and she had to tame them, in what I call TERRIBLE fucking body mutilation, like cut yourself, not your tits, even if your nipples are paper plate sized, it’s summer and we love paper plates…for BBQs and as nipples… So here is some of her nipple scar tissue from being hacked off in some fucking barbaric, primitive man, torture they call COSMETIC surgery…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Bra Top Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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