Category Archives: Sex

Farrah Abraham Naked of the Day

Farrah Abraham is wonderful… Sure she’s also terrifying, a looks like some kind of muppet science experiment… But I love that she took an MTV show that celebrated her being a whore….and positioned it to get a huge following…only to produce a fucking hardcore porn with a pornstar…NOT EVEN A SEX TAPE> …that sold MILLIONS…hell it even made me money….it was a fucking big deal….and now she’s this weirdo face injected mess with circus-like tits….doing weird nude shoots…like is she back on MTV? Is she back in Porn? Who knows…who cares…it’s this perfect hybrid of wonderful….that knows to take it up the ass….you know even taking that load at 15 was the best thing to ever happen to her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Hairy Nipples of the Day

Bella Thorne is a disgusting monster of a Disney Kid who has jacked up her face too fucking hard….and has spent at least a year and a half unshowered….rocking her hairy armpits like it’s a trophy or status symbol of feminism…when bitch was raised in a fucking vacuum and has no fucking concept of any reality…..she’s just mad that her boyfriend dumped her and knows her slutty content that she scaled back on with the boyfriend…who by the way was equally fucking greasy and slimy as she was…..so now she’s out with her body, that is less fit than it was…still young but not at all as interesting as when it first started transitioning from Disney to Slutty Instagram…. So OBVIOUSLY she’s got hairy nipples….that she OBVIOUSLY wants to show off in a cheeky, subtle, obvious while pretending to not be obvious way….and it’s pretty fucking gross but not gross enough for us to collectively not jack off to it…. Right? It’s like we’re in a circle jerk the website version….all of us dudes together with our dicks in our hand but it’s not gay cuz we don’t see each other…but it’s pretty fucking gay cuz you’re a fucking queer…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Hairy Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Megan Fox Pussy Slip of the Day

Megan Fox Pussy Slip is a huge fucking deal…maybe just a decade too late…. Back when she was the hottest thing in Hollywood, despite being overrated, not that hot, jacked up in the face…married to David from 90210, who unlike Luke Perry is not dead, but was basically dead when they first linked up, so he brainwashed her and kept her in a cage…..grounded her when she was at her hottest…than knocked her up a dozen times….to keep them linked together forever….THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN HUGE…. Not that it isn’t huge, at least the vagina is huge, but it’s not entirely her fault…when you have a dozen or so kids…the labia, even after being rebuilt…has a mind of its fucking own….and just fucking crawls out from every direction… It’s kind of funny that we haven’t seen her cunt in all these years…but she decides to put it out there in an instagram selfie…casually…like her cunt isn’t in the pic…but I guess that’s the general way it works now, refuse to do nude scenes you’re paying for…but post nudes on social media for free….for the real fans…cuz you like how nice LIKES feel…you weathered bitch… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Megan Fox Pussy Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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We Still Think About Cindy Crawford's Playboy Shoot in Black and White

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Top Ten Naked Lasses Named Bonnie

85 years ago today, outlaw bank robbers Bonnie and Clyde were gunned down by police in northwest Louisiana. Bonnie is also, of course, used in Scotland as a synonym for beautiful, typically when describing a woman as a “bonnie lass.” Put this all together and you’ve got a recipe for this week’s list as we present our Top Ten Naked Lasses Named Bonnie!… read more

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Monster Khloe Kardashian Pussy Print aka Tuck Game of the Day

How much tuck tape went into securing this monster’s dick between her ass cheeks before she oiled up her gross body like the pig at the fair that she is and slid into this latex suit? This isn’t a pussy print, this is the definition of a strong tuck game. You probably don’t remember the 2 weeks I was running an Amazon Affiliate program on the site….I got commission of all you idiots buying cat food and other things…and I’d click bait you in by posting up their weird products…my favorite was the prosthetic vagina for trans to get a strong TUCK game…like this dude. She’s a Kardashian. She can afford the best of the best gender re-assignment products…her stepdad is one of the leaders in the industry of cutting off your genitals cuz you’re mental… Her biological father – OJ Simpson would probably not be as proud as he would be if she chose to play football like him…you know show off that black cock to all the white girls before killing them like daddy did….but instead…he gets this…cuz OJ just can’t win…. The post Monster Khloe Kardashian Pussy Print aka Tuck Game of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tarantino's 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' Gets New Red Band Trailer

Quentin Tarantino’s ninth feature film, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, had a triumphant premiere yesterday at Cannes, where festival-goers were eager to dub it the director’s best since Pulp Fiction… read more

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On This Day in Movie Nudity History: May 22

While certainly not the most skin-filled day in movie nudity history, May 22 has seen its fair share of cheeky flicks over the years! Here are six of our favorites!… read more

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Michelle Rodriguez Almost Pussy Slip of the Day

Yes Michelle Rodriguez is still alive….and ape like… MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ fucking loves Cannes. Every fucking year, like clockwork, girl climbs the rope ladder on the cliffs in a bikini….and every year…she looks more and more like a dude….LESBIANISM does that. Maybe the French are an accepting people that believe in transgender women having the right to go topless….because for a while, MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ was basically a fucking man…and whenever people would tell me they found her hot…I’d have to explain to them, and walk them through the simple fact that they’re clearly closeted queers…. I am sure this is my 14th Michelle Rodriguez in Cannes in a Bikini post…wait…how about I check it out…I got nothing else going on…. HOW ABOUT 2007…. 2011… 2011 Again… 2012…. 2014….

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Faith Schroder Slutty of the Day

I’m surprised nobody has called Children’s Aid on Faith Schroder’s parents yet, her mother encouraging her and CAMBRIE to be this slutty….tits fully out in a wife-beater on social media…all for attention and hits and audience to validate their trash existence…you know the mom wanted fame and fortune and knows how important it is to be a slut…sure she settled on Ricky Schroder rather than a real celeb but she can extend that knowledge to her kids to carry the whore flame into the future… I do not even know if she is 18, yet her self expression and really publicly traded Instagram Faceebook is condoning this shit…. It’s like maybe, just maybe….they are evil pornographers who found a loop hole so that they don’t get arrested for the fetish content they release to the world…. Point being…this may be the style, it may not be a big deal…and if it’s safe for Facebook it’s safe for here… I just find the whole content production to get famous as crazy as the face injections teens get to look like 45 year old strippers… NUTS. All Nuts… That said, her mom probably ices her nipples…. Crazy Times! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Faith Schroder Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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