Category Archives: Sex

Olivia Wilde (that’s not her real name) in a Photoshoot of the Day

I have seen some Olivia Wilde movies, and I actually like her. I think she does good. Obviously acting is a joke and it is hard to fuck it up, but there are actors out there who I see in movies and I just hope for an accident on set to fucking off them, or permanently shut them up, or maybe a scandal that erases them from the industry…like Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick…. But Olivia Wilde has someting nice going on about her, it’s just not her real last name, that shit is terrifying….Cockburn…Olivia Cockburn…Cockburn…the basis of every nightmare I’ve ever had since that time I tried to fuck a fresh out of the microwave pizza oven….Cockburn…like the time I used Nair on my balls…and fell asleep….Cockburn….like an Indian Sunburn…which I guess is racist now…from a gnarly handjob…. What I am saying is – I get why she went “Wilde”….. The post Olivia Wilde (that’s not her real name) in a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Read the original:
Olivia Wilde (that’s not her real name) in a Photoshoot of the Day

Nina Josephine’s Weird Nude Shoot of the Day

Yay – Weird black and white nudes of someone you’ve never heard of….Nina Josephine…..because we live in an era when every girl gets naked..and we’re at a point where knowing their back story or why they get naked is absolutely irrelevant…it’s a whole no artistry or intelligence is needed anymore…your butt shots on your social media feed get 100 times more likes than anything meaningful so reduce yourself to your body as a general rule cuz you’re young and stupid and don’t know what having substance besides all that cum at your gangbang cuz you grew up on porn and that is normal to you….is. Point being, I like that all women seem to reduce themselves to their bodies…because it’s more fun to watch than seeing them do anything of value. The post Nina Josephine’s Weird Nude Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Read the original:
Nina Josephine’s Weird Nude Shoot of the Day

Ashley Greene Erased her Face in this Bikini Selfie of the Day

Ashley Greene is one of the forgotten ones from Twilight, who I don’t even think had a main part in Twilight, but who was able to leverage Twilight to the paparazzi like she mattered. She also dated a Jonas brother when they were still Disney TWINKS and had to pretend that they all had purity rings to fight pre-marital sex, an interesting angle but it was before porn went mainstream…. So there was a minute of her having a lot of hype, then she disappeared but I guess found social media, and like all 35 year olds on social media found an app to blend out her old haggard face….only she’s not veery good at that app and virtually erased her damn face…. I see these kinds of pics on facebook more than IG, cuz people on IG are a little more skilled in their face tune….they are younger and more dialled in…but like an old timer in the 80s taking a computerr course to be relevant at their job, bitch should look into some youtube Tutorials on her next attempt to whore herself out on social media…you know if you’re gonna do it, do it right. The post Ashley Greene Erased her Face in this Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Go here to read the rest:
Ashley Greene Erased her Face in this Bikini Selfie of the Day

Drunk Girls Girls Making Pizza and Other Videos of the Day

Wendy’s Brawl Man Falls in Open Manhole 260 MPH RIP Bully man Gets Knocked Out Robber Stabs Saleswoman 6 Times… India Woman Desperate for Water Idiots in the Park of the DAy Just One Beer… Runner Sets Off Speed Trap Bikini Dance….. The post Drunk Girls Girls Making Pizza and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

See original here:
Drunk Girls Girls Making Pizza and Other Videos of the Day

Gabriela Giovanardi is Naked with Flamingos of the Day

Gabriela Giovanardi is a model who has been the face of campaigns for the perverts at Guess, who loveto scoop up all the sugar babies and exchange campaigns for titty grabs, just ask Kate Upton… She has been featured in magazine’s like Harper’s Bazaar Serbia, the single most underrated version of Harper’s Bazaar because only a handful of Americans speak serbian so they don’t even know. She’s got over 50k instagram followers, which is the least amount of instagram followerrs any girl should have to feel some level of importance…we’re in an era of you need a million or more fuckers… She’s posing naked with Flamingos like some kind of sexual predator, if you were to do this in the local park, you’d be arrested….but when she does it…it’s not sexual offending…but we wish it was cuz she looks like the kind of girl who you’d like to be sexually assaulted by….but I guess that’s not saying much, you’ve probably wanted to be sexually assaulted by all girls…She is hot. The post Gabriela Giovanardi is Naked with Flamingos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

View post:
Gabriela Giovanardi is Naked with Flamingos of the Day

Demi Lovato Fat Ass of the Day

Someone get Demi Lovato some damn opiates to curb her appetite so that she slims the fuck down…. Instead of replacing her heroin addiction, that we all know she will end up dying from eventually, all Heroin addicts do… I’ve been friends with heroin addicts, they’ve been sober, they’ve been in rehab, they would shoot cocaine or water because it wasn’t heroin…just a series of real self involved bullshit that was very annoying to be around and when they died from their addiction, I didn’t feel like it was a disease that killed them, I felt they were asshole man children who couldn’t control their shit, and who should have never fucking tried heroin in the first place. Fuck you for calling me from Rehab and calling me a bad friend for not supporting your “recovery” you asshole…how about you figure it fucking out and don’t do heroin, then maybe you would not have did at 27 If you know what I mean…and that is that people like to diagnose themselves and be victims, instead of be winners who are in charge of them damn selves, and people like Demi Lovato being heroin addicts makes me pretty fucking sick….almost as sick as looking at her “off-heroin” ass. All the resources in the world, fans, money, ability to do whatever she wants, yet she’s so broken she’s overdosing in her mansion…go fuck yourself…people have real problems out here…and one of them is staring at your fat ass. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Demi Lovato Fat Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

See the article here:
Demi Lovato Fat Ass of the Day

Jojo Titty Bounce of the Day

I don’t know if people used to jerk off to Jojo when she was a child star on Disney….but I am going to assume that they did. I just never found her the hot barely legal girl I wanted to spend my time looking at… Maybe it wasn’t quite my generation, but I think I’ve consistently been aware of the “it girls” of the time, I mean I just re-purpose content from the FOURUMS WHERE PERVERTS LIVE ….and I do remember her being around, just never really taking the time to notice. It was the era of better things going on like Lohan, Britney and even gutter Paris Hilton who took the priority and attention away from this hood rat…who ended up in a series of interracial relationships, where she spent her money and lived that trailer trash life she always wanted….. But in the new iteration of Jojo, the comeback tour thanks to social media…she’s been out here with her older girl tits…and they are large which makes her suddenly more interesting to me than she was…. So here’s the slutty selfie. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jojo Titty Bounce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Go here to see the original:
Jojo Titty Bounce of the Day

Bella Thorne Bra and Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne is recently single, so like clockwork – I don’t know if this is considered “like clockwork”, I didn’t go to school but what I am trying to say is these recently single girls….asin ALL recently single girls have this magical consistent message…that they ALL have…which I guess is on some DNA level…or maybe it’s on an ego level…or maybe it’s something they come up with at their recently single period partis where they all talk about their periods and boys….and that is….when single, slut out, when recently single slut out with vengeance to try to upset the guy you were once with, even if he was a pervert circus clown looking motherfucker….it’s the one consistent thing women do…. So this is Bella Thorne trying to get even, feel hot, prove she’s hot, use her instagrram like she used to…to fill that emptiness in her soul with likes from perverts just happy to see her half naked fake titties… It is all so silly.. TO SEE PICS OF HER AT AN EVENT – CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Bra and Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Read the original post:
Bella Thorne Bra and Panties of the Day

Jamie Chung Bikini of the Day

Jamie Chung is not the name of your favorite Chinese Restaurant…BUT MAYBE IT IS…or could be…something you’d want to eat after seeing it in these pictures soaking in salt water…seasoning that asian fish in herr panties….or maybe disinfecting it….the salty sting on the open sores that come with being an actress….from navigating the scene….you sick fucks…. I still don’t know who Jamie Chung is…but I can say with confidence…that her bikini pics may be paparazzi worthy, but keep in mind, so is Phoebe Price. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jamie Chung Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Read more:
Jamie Chung Bikini of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Skinny of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens has fought the PUDGE…you see cuz there was a period of time when she looked like a bloated waterlogged pig floating into camp…all hairy like the monkey she is…. But as it turns out, she’s decided to go KETO with the Slim Fast Keto bars that I am sure are just using the catch phrase Keto since it is a trend that was once called the Atkins Diet, to push the Keto diet, or to get in on the Keto Diet, by offering all the diabetics of America an official sugar free bar… I can assure you that she did not get fit like this from eating Slim Fast bars like a fat bitch on disability in her trailer park…but that it came from years of exercise, and probable fasting…eating very fucking little…which is the fastest way into Ketosis….. BUt bitch is getting paid, and decided to do it in her panties, the way she should, and her body looks great, better than when she was posting underage pics of her massive bush in an era where bush was bad….. So…I call bullshit on the Slim Fast bar being the reason she looks like this, but it could be the rest of the carbfree tactics she uses, and it’s a reminder to all that you don’t need to be a fat fuck dot com….if you put a little effort in…and when you ge there…post the panty pics… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vanessa Hudgens Skinny of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Continued here:
Vanessa Hudgens Skinny of the Day