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Lindsay Lohan Tits Out of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Lindsay Lohan for old times, doing some modeling, with some of her tit out, but not enough of her tit… She’s looking like an old lady, or an old glove found in a snowbank during the spring thaw after a winter of being shit on my dogs… Maybe it is cuz she is old, has lived a life more fucking disturbing and damaging than most people…at 35 or however old she is, she’s had more fucking abuse to herself, and her face than most 80 year olds…even those who live in Australia and get battered by the UV rays because of the hole in the OZONE caused by the GREENHOUSE gases we used to be scared of in the 80s… I will not turn my back on LOHAN though, I truly believe she has a long life ahead of her doing whatever it is that she does….and that there will be an HONORARY oscar handed out to her…because she fucking deserves it… I don’t think I’ve ever seen a LOHAN movie, which is funny because I’ve done so much on this site targeted at her….and her great tits… I do think I’ve seen LOHAN in a hotel SUITE In montreal dancing around in her pajamas to her album she never launched and it was probably the PEAK of my career as an unemployed obese blogger…. I am a fan, forever will be, and her great tits, a little saggier, a little sadder, just need a new coat of paint, a tune up, and she’ll be back…she’s gotta be…she’s Lindsay Fucking Lohan…(I feel like that is what she calls herself)….. Here are the really uneventful, not so ARAB despite her being ARAB now…..tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lindsay Lohan Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Olivia Culpo Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Olivia Culpo out here for Esquire Mexico – because she is the most important girl on Instagram. I have no ideal how that happened, she looks a little plastic to me, but then again, isn’t everyone who has made a career for themselves on Instagram… She was some Miss Rhode Island, or wherever she is from, maybe she climbed the ranks of the Pageant World, I don’t pay attention enough to care…and I didn’t really think anyone paid attention enough to care about pageants, but she has been working the scene since….2012….where she dated a Jonas Brother, got some hype, has since dated athletes cuz she’s all American and has got more hype and is now in EVERY instagram brand deal ever… Here’s how I think shit went down, cuz I am smart…and will break it down for you… She was Miss USA in 2012. She won TRUMP’s Miss Universe is 2012. TRUMP Sold Miss Universe to William Morris Endeavour in 2015….WME is the biggest TALENT agency in the world, they also own the UFC…they are run by your friend Ari Emmanuelle who was the basis of the agent in Entourage…and a dude name Patrick who was the husband of the woman who Jeff Bazos cheated on his wife with… Still with me? Ok…so William Morris represents the Jonas Brothers – meaning they placed Olivia Culpo as the Jonas Brother’s girlfriend to get her some hype, but to also get Miss Universe some HYPE…the more people talk about Miss Unvierse as if it is a thing, the more it is worth to their HUGE organization. Being TALENT AGENTS means they are in on every brand deal that happens, every event that happens…They literally rep everyone…so throw CULPO in the mix as their INFLUENCER…and boom, she matters. She was created by the corporations that control the media…the TALENT AGENCY.. And now OLIVIA CULPO makes sense to me…. Here she is at Coachella JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Culpo Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Skin Links 4.16.19

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Kenzie Taylor Loves Massaging New Employee Veronica Valentine Over at All Girl Massage CJ ‘Lana’ Perry Shaved Crotch in a Bikini! Sydney Sweeney Bikini Top with the Big Tits of the Day Madison Beer Wears a Bra, Sucks on a Red Popsicle at Coachella Here’s Every Cleavage And Cheek-Baring Outfit Phoebe Phucking Price Wore To Coachella 2019 Courtney Sands Washing Lenka Novak’s Big Boobs! Ten Super Performances That Won Nothing at the 2019 AVN Awards, Part One All The World’s A Sarah Stage, And We Just Bought Season Tickets. Also, Visible Nipples Here’s The Group Sex Nudity From The Game Of Thrones Season 8 Premiere … read more

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Morning Hangover Dump of te DAy

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I was thinking of putting a decal over my bed that says “No period zone” because I classy… I am not a sick fuck who is into Period sex, even if it is slippier than regular sex…the mess is just disturbing – despite what all these period activists who play with their period, make art out of their period, think their period is beautiful and smear it on things…. But then I realized that “no period zone’ could be interpreted as some creepy, banned from 500 yards from school shit…or that I am into dudes….or trannies…when I am not…despite having a blog, which is pretty queer. But more importantly…my wife won’t let me….she’s gone through menopause at least twice, thanks to her obesity hormones…so she thinks it’s my passive aggressive way of hoping she finally dies…. I am a broken man. Here are some morning links…. Cory Booker is Getting DOOPED by Rosario Dawson. Never Trust Actors. They are Liars, Scammers and Have Their Own Agendas….BAD BAD PEOPLE CLICK HERE Special Ed Teacher Married to Cop – Caught Fucking a Student CLICK HERE Has Pop Culture Lost Its Mind? CLICK HERE Racist Woman Destroying a Store CLICK HERE Dumbest Coachella Pics of the Day CLICK HERE Little Girl in a Crocodile Bath…WHAT CLICK HERE BODY CAM POLICE SHOOT OUT CLICK HERE The Madonna New Album Cover, Not Worth Jerking Off To CLICK HERE Woman’s Wig Ripped Off During a Traffic Brawl CLICK HERE Slutty Madison Beer CLICK HERE Pornstar NeNe Leakes Doesn’t Care that Her Husband has Cancers – THAT BITCH CLICK HERE Gymnastics Coach Caught Fuckign his 18 Year Old Student. Who Cares. CLICK HERE Cops Disarm Man with a Machete CLICK HERE AND NOW SOME THINGS TO HELP YOUR LIFE… Live Cam Girls TO Jack Off To – CLICK HERE ALL THE CBD YOU NEED! 20% Off – step20 CLICK HERE Super Tool – for under 30 dollars….. CLICK HERE FIGHT Hangovers While Getting Drunk… CLICK HERE Our Favorite Thing to Smoke With… CLICK HERE The Best Weed Box! CLICK HERE The post Morning Hangover Dump of te DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Drunk Cop of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Sperm Extractor…in China…. Russian Crane Fall Dudes Stealing from Gambling Machine Dog Smashes Window While Going After Mail Man Crazy Car Accident Rope Swing of Champions Weird Brawl in France. Must be Mad about the Church Fire… Idiot Driver Doesn’t Understand Cross Walks…Idiot Woman Doesn’t Understand Talking and Walking African Sex Day The post Drunk Cop of the Day and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lina Lavreniuk is the Hot Instagram Model of the Day

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Her name is Lina Lavreniuk… I don’t know if she’s an actual instagram model or not. I didn’t bother googling her… It takes too much effort for me to try to figure out the life of a hot young thing who is half naked in a photoshoot…when I can’t even figure out my own life… It is one of those I am so unemployed, and I have just so much free time on my hands, that I can’t be bothered doing something as basic as Googling a bitch….because if you’ve ever been a lazy fuck with no job….sometimes it takes you 3 or 4 days to shower, wipe your ass, etc… The less you do the more difficult it is to get anything done…. But I will say…Lina Lavreniuk sounds Russian enough to me to like her….her ass is big enough on her skinny frame…her waist small enough on her skinny frame to make her ass look even bigger….and I like it….and I guess that’s what it is about….staring at naked chicks cuz I like it…and like to remember a time when I got to see naked chicks in person who weren’t sex workers….which is not to say that this Lina Lavreniuk is not a sex worker, I’ve learned that all women are…but without googling her, I can write any story I want to these pics… Major disappointment is the INSTAGRAM friendly, white scribble of the genitals…. If we can’t see a labia that is exposed…what’s the point of exposing the labia… Like Jerry McGuire once Said…..SHOW ME THE PINK….SHOW ME THE PINK…..SHOW ME THE PINK… The post Lina Lavreniuk is the Hot Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Myrtille Revemont Covered in Colorful Shit While Naked of the Day

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So as it turns out….Myrtille Revemont is an “actual” model, whatever that means in this era of everyone being a model – thanks to the internet making people think they are beautiful and amazing and worthy of being on film….when back in the day women were scared of cameras and hated how they look, now they are all loving it, embracing it, and even if they look like shit, off-setting it by getting face injections…. POINT BEING…. Myrtille Revemont the “actual Model”…is fully naked in this photoshoot, that I had to post, not because I find it hot, but because I find it fucking stupid… The level of creativity, or the lack of creativity when it comes to nude shoots annoys me. It’s like “let’s paint you, like some ghetto trash from 12 years ago at some tattoo convention, but instead of doing it like a leopard or kitty or other Cosplay shit, will just do abstract”….. It’s the dumbest way to get a girl naked, the dumbest way to look at a girl naked, and if anything it’s fucking LAZY creative direction. Step it up Myrtille Revemont. Whoever the fuck you are. The post Myrtille Revemont Covered in Colorful Shit While Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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