Weird Arrest of the Day Failed Armed Robbery Hookers Leaving Adam Sandler’s House Nutcase of the Day Suicide Rescue – BOOB KICKER Dude Hits Girl in Face Opening Champagne Literally the one thing they tell you not to do – they do at Trending Views The post Naked Hanging Off Air Conditioner and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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I assume this is a sign of how fucking old I am, but I think Phoebe Price is incredible… I know that none of the cool kids, or young kids of Instagram have any idea who she is…despite her paving the way for them as a non celebrity, doing celebrity things, and being documented for it. She is like the Den Mother of instagram influencers, who decided that she was important enough to be captured by the paparazzi, she crafted a strategy and made it happen. She has been in tons of tabloids, has really trolled the system, made fun of the system, mocked the system…and I appreciate it. I don’t know if she knows she’s trolling, she probably is just out there having fun, no one wants to admit they are some kind of joke…and really she gets off on anyone writing about her, so lets write about her. She’s the granny of these people on the gram, and she even went out to Coachella, to remind you how stupid fucking Coachella is… The world…a weird place. Phoebe Price…a fucking Goddess… The post Phoebe Price Does Coachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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I am not a gamer, but I did have a Playstation in 1998 that some girl who let me pee on her gave me as a gift… With that Playstation I played Tony Hawk Pro Skater – where one of the characters was skater boy Chad Muska – the cool guy with the backpack that had a built in stereo system cuz he was so into music bro….I think he may have even gone onto do the DJ thing along with everyone else, I know he owned a shoe company called SUPRA, and C1RCA… and I guess got pretty rich off that…I don’t know why I remember anything about 1998…but I will say that it must have to do with early onslaught alzheimers .. because I’ve been having a lot of detailed memories of the 90s…while not being able to articulate a sentence or remember to wipe my ass…it’s a trade off I guess…vivid Glory Days of a drunken idiot… That said, I am assuming Beate Muska is his daughter. Check out her panties. What a sloozy bitch. The post Beate Muska Must Be Chad Muska’s Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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We partnered up with GREEN LUMBER ….which is some natural fuel for men… A supplement that is 100 percent natural and designed to give men a competitive advantage during sex….or in your case jerking off to instagram sluts and but you I mean me… I figure why leave the chronic masturbation to the youth, when science out there has found solutions to keep us as virile as ever, even if it means ruining your favorite t-shirt cuz it is your only t-shirt from the mess you make…you know when you don’t have titties to cum on, other than your own…you make the best of it… The CEO Brett Hales has a pretty great sense of humor about the whole thing, because fucking, or at least boners are a good time, so why be uptight about it… So despite not knowing what any of the ingredients do, I am not a scientist, I just figure what’s the harm in trying it out….you got nothing to lose and basically everything to gain….and it’s all natural and plant based ..so fuck yeah…so BUY SOME NOW The fact is, we can all use it with these microwaves and hormones in the food turning the fish gay…or a-sexual…a little boost when all we see is porn everywhere and our bodies just can’t natueally get that many boners in a day.. More importantly, the more and more desensitized we get from all the nudity out there on instagram…the more and more we have to take it upon ourselves to FIGHT that desensitization because ultimately….we fucking love tits…don’t let all these feminists take that away from us…. KEEP YOUR BONER ALIVE …use this as a safety, a back-up plan, better to have and not use, than to not have a need that boner…right.. Here are a bunch of Instagram chicks being sluts for everyone to see on a public traded company website that doubles as a softcore pornsite – cuz we like that shit… SO GET YOUR GREEN LUMBER TO MAKE YOUR LUMBER BUILD FUCKING CIRCUS TENTS MOTHERFUCKERS CLICK HERE Don’t risk being a pathetic disappointment….. GET YOURS NOW The post Green Lumber is the Boner Fuel You Need of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Motorcycle Stunt Fail… Backflip Fail Close Call Frogger on a Bike Weird Vietnamese Nude Celebration Escaping the Wall Dude TAken out on the Cross Walk The post Statue Humping NYC and Other Vides of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Josie Canseco must be real fucking excited about being a Victoria’s Secret model, I mean this is the dream of every girl every where, especially mainstream mall shoppers who bought into all the hype of Victoria’s Secret, while growing up watching Victoria’s Secret…you know a place where they bought their first bra…and have continued to love all these years. Along with Sports Illustrated, Victoria’s Secret carries clout amongst chicks in terms of what is considered hot. They do cast hot girls, but their products are shit, so it’s just some promo model bullshit, but still an exclusive club. So a big deal….a weird deal…but a big deal…some favors were called for this one, but she does look good. If you are familiar with the site, and you probably aren’t, I am a huge fan of celebrity kids, especially athlete kids cuz their moms are usually cocktail waitresses or strippers, because I find celebrity kids, especially in this era of social media, these entitled cunts who want to be important, r their own person and who only pull it off with half nakedness..and I love half nakedness. This is the big leagues for her – the most generic mainstream looking girl her age..and I guess this means we will be seeing more of her…despite how weird this is. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS VISIT THE FORUM The post Dreams Do Come True – Josie Canseco is a VS Model Now of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Ireland Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s daughter he probably would have preferred was a miscarriage, instead of the miscarriage his hot Yoga instructor wife just posted to social media, and did a media tour about….because Ireland Baldwin is a disappointment. She had so much potential when she was barely 18, and instagram first happened and she was out there on the beach being romantic…but then her broken soul came through, and she broke down, became a lesbian, got prison tattoos…while we all realized she was actually 6 feet tall and basically a monster, before she went to rehab, only to come out some confusing or confused girl….who had solid momentum but lost out to the Jenner / Hadid crew and her cousin who went on to marry Bieber…while this one is just here showing off her big monster tits..which in a lot of ways is more interesting than those other twats and their attempts to be relevant that apparently worked. The post Ireland Baldwin’s Big Girl Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Scarlett Johansson is one of those celebrities that was famous before the internet, so she’s not out there relentlessly producing content to shove down our throats, so we virtually forget she exists, until she has a shitty movie to promote, than she is everywhere. It is probably a good tactic, because we don’t have to experience her demise on a daily basis, that can negatively effect a woman, but watching her rot out daily on social media would make seeing her expired far less shocking, you know like watching a pot of water boil, shit is gradual…. With her tactic, it’s like “fuck she used to be Scarlett Johansson”….and now she’s “Old Scarlett Johansson”…. I remember when she first appeared on the scene, I remember when the studios decided she was the next big thing, I remember when I saw she had 10 movies on IMDB in production before she even went officially mainstream and I knew she was dialled in somewhere with someone who wanted her to win….and she won… This is her now….pretty depressing how life plays out for all of us. Looking at her is a reminder of our own mortality. No longer 20 with the world ahead of us, now older with our failures or in her case her wins behind us…. Here she is eating hot wings promoting her bullshit CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Scarlett Johansson Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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