Some people say that age is just a state of mind. I call bullshit… Age is when your body falls the fuck apart and your pussy dries up and your tits sag to the ground cuz you’re old as fuck. You can be in denial. You can take measures to make yourself feel like the best version of yourself but when you’re old you’re old and that’s where the story ends… Put your tits out there. You’re still old… Jennifer Aniston…in denial of being old… To see the rest of the old lady in action CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Aniston Reminds Us that Old Hags Refuse to Be Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Candice Swanepoel is in TULUM on vacation because she’s celebrating not being pregnant for the first time in 4 years… She is boring, she hasn’t done anything interesting besides Victoria’s Secret, she never tried to break free from the evil corporation and do something innovative or interesting, because I guess bitches are fucking lazy, and this one was making well over a million dollars a year, more than she ever expected to make back home in South Africa where she was avoiding legless athletes with guns, AIDS, and black people who were revolting the insane white racism of South Africa…. But look at her now, in Mexico, in a bikini, like a legitimate socialite all at the age of 30….retirement time…and still looking hot after 2 kids…cuz some bitches just do things better. I can’t vouch for her cunt, that shit is probably blown the fuck out…but if it’s strapped into a tight bikini bottom….how the fuck are we to know otherwise…it’s not like she’s showing any of her labia… Instead, she is showing us this…her most interesting work that isn’t even that interesting. HER TITS ARE OUT! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Haley Kalil was featured in the 2018 SI Model Search…..which basically means that she was bundled with 400 people trying to live out their dreams….while being preyed on by Sports Illustrated to repost…and tag them It is instagram / social media marketing / survival…. Get as many idiots as you can tagging you so you are seen as relevant to the Instagram machine….and relevance is what makes you money with adverstisers… So exploit these dumb cunts…and get them doing your “street team”…shit. Pretty slutty… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Haley Kalil Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know whats going on here but Nicky Whelan is topless getting fucked by Don Cheadle or is that Denzel…or is it that Mohammed Ali guy who keeps winning Academy awards….and is that even Nicky Whelan….someone who you wouldn’t know if it was or wasn’t her because she doesn’t exist, or hasn’t existed since the 90s….but bringing her tits out to survive…I like that..but not as much as she likes black cock…(she married a black guy) making this acting not acting at all…but rather living out fetishes on camera while playing make belief or some shit… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nicky Whelan Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rosie Huntington Whiteley, the celebrity fucking, titty showing model who has made at least one baby with Jason Strathem, the bald action star bald people like, because he gives them hope..he motivates you bald fucks to work out, take up martial arts, and get rich, because those things combined off-set male pattern baldness, and create an environment where top models, like Rosie Huntington Whiteley…a fashion model who despite being so uppity and classy….busted out the titties. I assume this is her promoting some of her own bullshit…make that money when you can, where you can….and if only every mom was this rich, hot, and worth looking at half naked….right. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rosie Huntington Whiteley Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Spring Break Forever motherfuckers.. I don’t know if Spring Break is still going on, but it’s gotta be, since Spring Break Forever motherfuckers.. I do know that Spring Break is inspiring, a time to strip down all your winter depression and down as much alochol as possible, in efforts to get some fucking AIDS or some shit…it’s not a death sentence… I do know that even when you’re an old married fuck, you can strategically plan your Spring Break trip around young hot college girls in bikinis…and you’ll be entertained in your fold out beach chair you got at Costco or at the community Bingo last summer, too old to get noticed by the bikini girls, making your creeping on them a stealth operation…. I also know that whether you Spring Break or just Jerk off to Spring Break content or not, you should probably do it while wearing a HANGOVER PATCH ….not the most conventional cure to a hangover but hey if it helps you fight off that 72 hour hangover it’s worth a try…cuz hangovers suck. Just yesterday I drank a bottle of sour tasting wine, that I wondered whether I lost my taste for wine, of it it was just rancid….only to have the gnarliest (that’s spring break talk for craziest) hangover ever…I was fucking puking, shitting fire, and migrained yesterday…..because I wasn’t wearing my hangover patch and or because I am dying thanks to hard living all these years.. Point being, don’t be like me in any aspect of your life…Look at me and see all that is wrong with the world…listen to my advice that comes from experience at failing at life…use me as an inspiration as to how not to act….But listen to me when I say….try the hangover patch, because I didn’t, and I got sick…. So GET YOURS NOW ….we’re offering a PROMO…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Spring Break Forever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Welcome back to A SKIN-depth Look, and as you can see, we’re now alternating our longer, more in-depth directors series with slightly less comprehensive topics. This week, we’re diving into the Death Wish Franchise…. read more
Wild On…grandma…. It just goes to show you that when you’re a half naked Playboy whore from the 90s, who got a TV show in the 90s, you get that license to HO… Not that anyone needs a license to HO, but a ho is a ho is a ho and the one thing I can say about Brooke Burke is that she’s managed to carry it for 3 – 4 decades…and is still fit enough to stare at the bare ass of… Maybe this is a Throwback Thursday, of her younger, maybe that’s what she wants us to think, questioning whether it is old or new to make her feel good about herself cuz she’s got good fitness and face injections and still feels hot… Whatever it is, don’t tell the other ladies at the old folks home that this is the trend…cuz they don’t have what it takes to back-up a pantsless pic like a seasoned veteran whore…..like Brooke Burke…with all that face injections and fitness….pulls it off. The post Brooke Burke’s Got No Pants On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
David Guetta’s sister is out there trying to make a name for herself, because it sucks being the second tier sibling to the successful DJ, even if it gets her into all the best parties, because she’s the one with the tits, and statistically the tits are what people care about, so get there and remind them that you’ve got them. Use that DJ last name to get more visbility…while giving your DJ brother something to jack off to…since Incest is trendy like it was the 70s again. That said, this may not be David Guetta’s sister, or daughter, cuz he’s old enough to have an 18 year old with daddy issues of her own… But they have the same last name and that’s close enough for me… The post David Guetta’s Sister Carla Got Her Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kitrysha is one of the low hanging fruit, naked on internet, instagram models just trying to build out her personal brand by being liberated and naked. The kind of girl who likely has a patreon, sends fans pics of her feet to jerk off to, possibly has a cam account to make extra cash….anything to not work a real job cuz living lazy, off rich men you connect with online or whatever is way more fun that actual putting effort in… She’s gone one name Kitrysha…like Cher or Madonna…pretty bold and ambitious marketing….and she’s got one hustle, one trick…getting naked….lots of tricks…to get paid… Here she is simulating sex for her “art”… The post Kitrysha Simulating Sex for her Fake Nude Art of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
