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Susan Sarandon’s Daughter in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Susan Sarandon has a daughter, like most celebs who in their self involved narcissism want to reproduce with a richer guy than them to give them some level of security even if they are already rich….to elevate their level of richness to the next bracket of richness…it’s just how these things work. Women breed up, unless they are Britney Spears….the only issue with that is that their genetics get diluted by dude who is rich sperm…which is usually a bad thing…cuz rarely are rich men good looking…unless they are born into it thanks to their ugly rich dads knocking up hot models…SCIENCE… Point being…her daughter is old now, but for a while was a titty actress trying to create her own career as an actress….on Californication…with her tits out….and that concluded her acting career – now she’s just a mom. In a bathing suit…cuz a ho is a ho is a ho is a ho. The post Susan Sarandon’s Daughter in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Clements Topless of the Day

Apparently Jessica Clements is a model…that’s the rumor, or what I’ve established whilst looking at her little black and white tits… She must be important, because why else would a magazine have her strip down topless, to show dramatic and artistic vision in the form of black and white titty pics…. I mean girls aren’t showing their tits every fucking day on social media at all…everyday girls…it’s a fucking thing, making it impossible to decipher or distinguish the actual models from the low hanging fruit tits.. You know the struggle of trying to separate the premium tits, more valuable tits, the kind of tits the A-Listers get pregnant or cum all over…or pay the rent of…from the the tits just trying to be in that scene….from their shitty lives in the midwest because they haven’t saved enough patreon money to put a deposit on an LA apartment tits… That’s about all I have to say about that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Clements Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Eugenics Booty of the Day

Heidi Klum with the eugenics booty… She may be 300 years old, but she’s managed to maintain pretty well….I wonder if she’s a vampire….I mean the Hilter Eugenics program that was actually based on American research, something Hitler borrowed, thinking he could breed the perfect aryan person, eliminating ugly people by sterilizing them, kind of like a dog breeder with humans….makes more sense than vampire…. But it feels like Heidi Klum has been famous for being a hot/half naked slut for the majority of my life…I feel like she’s been in the magazines, catalogs, getting jerked off too since I was 15, and I’m almost 50…. So Vampire…deal with the devil to maintain her looks it is…But I guess it could also just be botox, diet and exercise….but where’s the fun in her vanity controlling her life so that she works with German engineering level of effectiveness to maintain it…only to produce pics of her being all casual and shit about it…while 25 year old woman look at that should be rotting, and not just because Seal Killed it like people kill Seals in the Arctic…with a BIG fucking bat…but because of her Birth Year….and think..to themselves (the 25 year old women not the dead seals)….my ass doesn’t even look that firm and I’m not in my 70s….what the fuck… I guess what I am saying is the feminists should kill off Heidi Klum for giving them unrealistic body image issues cuz they don’t look like this…and the media…the patriarchy is trying to create big business around their feeling inadequate for not looking like this…while the only one posting this shit up is Heidi Klum…it’s just better to blame systematic patriarchalism you dumb twats. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Eugenics Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Delilah Belle Hamlin Titty Flash of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin taking after her slutty mom … In Delilah Belle Hamlin news…she’s daughter of Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rina news…out there living her best low level, low hanging fruit, trying to build an instagram, looking slutty, but more importantly like everyone else in LA, cuz the face injections have gone way too fucking mental…..there hasn’t been all that much going on, so she’s out there pulling the bottom of her tits out, cuz it gets attention she’s seeking, and that she’s encouraged to seek, cuz her role model, her mother, is also a whore who had to suck a MASS amount of dicks, steady dick sucking to get to that low level fame she got… It’s not all that shocking that Delilah Belle Hamlin has a jacked up face like all the young doughy celeb children, and really all people of social media… I am sure Lisa Rina had her at the Plastic Surgeon’s office at the age of 12, at puberty, to make her look more like her mom, knowing that she herself (Lisa Rina) got so much work done, none of her kids would look anything like her…so she had to give the illusion they inherited her lips…even tough her lips are some silicone implant from 1985….that helped in all hat low level steady dick scuking to get the low level of fame she got…. At least Delilah Belle Hamlin is on the right track to trying to be relevant like a Kardashian since that’s all the people of LA give a fuck about… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Delilah Belle Hamlin Titty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ireland Baldwin in a Big Girl Bathing Suit of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a big and tall girl, she’s like 7 feet tall, 300 pounds, but she’s built proportionate…which is actually how a lot of models look in person, you know, when you’re an international playboy like myself, and you surround yourself with actual models, you know how big and broad they are, despite being skinny, as you go up to their nipples and they seem like they can man-handle you, which is why I always thought the skinny model thing being protested weird…it’s like these people never saw how big these women actually were…they just photograph skinny, but put them next to an average sized man…and see they are twice the fucking size of him…. Not that I am an international playboy, I don’t leave the house anymore cuz it is winter and I don’t have pants that fit me.. BUT I have seen models, and they are big, and so is Ireland Baldwin, who is not a model, but wanted to be a model, only to have her Jesus loving cousin take her job for her….leaving her to fend for herself on social media I can’t follow cuz I’m blocked… This Awkward, Faux Lesbian, ogre who her dad coined a pig is just another entitled celebrity rich kid….broken…but in bathing suit… The post Ireland Baldwin in a Big Girl Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rachel Bilson’s Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Looks like this rich mom has been going to Pilates and having a light lunch when she lunches with the girls… Rachel Bilson in her bikini with her old face just reminds me of a wasted youth… It’s like seeing a childstar who’s parents exploited them so hard that they had no youth, only this bitch exploited her damn self and not even in the right way… You see she was at the top of her game – the hot one from the OC, a huge show….only to bow out of that celebrity, like it was too hard to handle, instead of build off it… So off to Canada she went to breed with her husband..instead of being the naughty 20 something star of a hit show…. Only to come back to Cali 10 years later with goals and dreams and ambition and a willing to get half naked in bikinis…because she’s found comfort in her skin….her loose hanging off her face skin…cuz she’s old. The post Rachel Bilson’s Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp in a Bikini of the Day

Lily Rose Depp posted a throwback bikini pic for you perverts to scope out them cankles in a bikini…cankles she unfortunately edited out because she knows about her cankles and my Lily Rose Depp cankle fetish…If I was a little more narcissistic and schizophrenic…in a “people are listening to me”…”people are watching me”….”people know my every thought” kind of way…I’d know she cropped her cankles out to cocktease me…tease..bad girl.. But the reality is…she probably cropped them out cuz no 20 year old celebrity rich kid….wants cankles….blasted out on the internet man…it’s not celebrated like body hair, obesity, skin diseases, and all the other bullshit celebrated and empowered…. Maybe Lily Rose Depp needs to be the FIRST in CANKLE empowerment and awareness… The post Lily Rose Depp in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Top Ten Naked Babes from Basketball Movies

March Madness is in full swing, so what better time to look back at some of the best and barest babes from basketball movies over the years? If you’re looking to do some ball handling and plenty of dribbling, these ten babes will get you where you need to be! Here are our Top Ten Naked Babes from Basketball Movies!… read more

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Spring Break Idiot Slut and Other Videos of the Day

Man in Great Outfit I like When Bulls Win Idiot Playing Chicken Girl Covered in Batter Sleeps Through a Robbery Woman Fires Gun at Jeep… Dude Gets Tasered The post Spring Break Idiot Slut and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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AnnaSophia Robb in a Magazine of the Day

I was introduced to AnnaSophia Robb when I was watching a weird Jesus freak movie about a surfer who got her arm eaten off by a shark…a one armed surfer who wore a bikini the entire movie….while Jack Nicholson’s daughter played her BFF…who was also in a bikini the entire movie….a great premise of a real life story….the great premise not being the god aspect, the shark aspect, even the surf aspect…but rather the girl in a bikini aspect…that shit is all we need… Well, she’s in some new show on HULU about that Gypsy Rose freak who’s mom was convinced she was sick and loved the attention she got from Habitat for Humanity and Make a Wish Foundation and all the charities she basically frauded….pretending her daughter was sick…only to be killed by her daughter and her internet boyfriend…some dude who jacked off for 9 hours in a McDonalds as a previous crime….you know a basic retard…. She doesn’t play the fat mom, the sick kid, but the slutty neighbor….who doesn’t get naked but who I guess is out there doing media around the new job – as actors do. Here’s that media. The post AnnaSophia Robb in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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