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Jessica Simpson Big Fat Tits of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson brought the tits….on what I hope is a pregant body…because is this is just too much BBQ now that the Weight Watchers campaign is over…it’s pretty fucking terrifying. I mean it is terrifying even if she is pregnant, it seems abnormally large, but at least the fact that there are babies in there is a good excuse for whatever it is that is going on here….still disgusting but pregnant…natures terrible invention that makes sex, one of the greatest things have terrible consequences, and that destroys women who are otherwise hot….growing a human inside them in a terrifying and gross way…out of a scifi movie…before ripping their pussies out of them…making them obsolete…broken, shattered, done. The only good thing is that pregnancy giving them some great big milk filled tits that in some cases can nourish the fucking nation….Jessica Simpson’s big tits are that kind of tit….so big they could feed an african village….BIG… So just focus on those tits in this pic. It makes it better. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Simpson Big Fat Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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AliExpress Reviews are Porno this is the Round Up of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I started this site many fucking years ago, when posting celebrity sluts was probably 10 percent of the stuff I was posting. At the time, I was into digging through the internet to find weirdness. I’d find weirdness on various forums, message boards, friendster and myspace people….I’d find weird things on google images…I’d engage with weird people…answer craigslist ads…etc. It was 2004…and the internet was still an exciting place, before big corporations took over every single aspect of the internet…leaving the weirdness censored…or something I didn’t care to promote because it would just lead people to their evil corporate grasp…. Plus, I was doing all kinds of celeb content by then, which is what people cared about, and celeb tits so abundant, they’d take up the majority of my day…leaving no time, or interest, or energy to dig for weirdness only I find funny… But sometimes, I come across shit that reminds me of the old DrunkenStepfather….the pervyness of the internet before the mainstream became fully pervy… Today is one of those days…. One of the biggest companies to go public is China’s Alibaba….they sell made in china shit directly to anyone, avoiding the middle man….. Most brands use them to source products and find factories and buy shit to re-sell to you. Aliexpress is their consumer site where you can basically by anything from Boats to dildos, bongs to container houses…they legit have everything…. Well, like funny comments or reviews on other sites, whether it’s Facebook, IMBD, YELP, wherever users interact…. ALI brings it far better….in the form of buyers taking pics in their cheap lingerie to show the fit and feel and it’s fucking legendary… Look at some of this shit…brilliant. STRAIGHT FROM THE PAGES OF ALI EXPRESS…. AND WE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post AliExpress Reviews are Porno this is the Round Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elizabeth Olsen Nipples in a Robe of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently, Elizabeth Olsen, the big tits that took the career from the Olsen Twins in a Hollywood that fucking needed an Olsen so bad, that they took anything remotely genetically close to them….or who went after her dream as the third wheel her whole life until realizing she could make it as an actor too…you know to prove her worth….in a way that was probably more spiritually sound than having her childhood raped and stolen….and that was easy cuz of what the sisters accomplished…beyond just killing Heath Ledger… Well…apparently…she’s in a leaked nude scandal and this is how she does her nudes…hard nips in a robe…porn to the elderly crowd…or the orderlies with elderly fetishes working the old folk home scene changing diapers…but hard nips none the less.. The post Elizabeth Olsen Nipples in a Robe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Skin Links 3.19.19

Posted on March 19, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Five Reasons Why I Loved Starring in Beautiful Tits by Sarah Vandella Sophie Turner Braless Pokies in NYC Macy Mariano Got Bikini Camel Toe Handbra Rockin’ Jules Liesl 138 Water Going on 139 Water Mamacitas Zita and Anetta Don’t Need Lime-A-Ritas To Have Fun Ella Knox Filmed Herself in the Shower! Jennifer Love Hewitt Returns With Yet Another Awesome Cleavage Show Sammi Hanratty Is Working Her Tongue Hard Autumn Falls Has Some Very Oily, Squirting Fun in Evil Angel’s Oil Slick … read more

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Amy Schumer Naked and Vomit Inducing of the Day

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Amy Schumer has been “pregnant” for like 3 years … Which is amazing as a concept…because Amy Schumer is so fucking disgusting that it’s hard to believe she has a Uterus…or a vagina…one of those bitches that is just a dude by default because of her disgusting nature….the kind of girl you can’t believe any man would have sex with…but that eventually reminds you that men are fucking perverts who will fuck everything…espcially when they re rich… I don’t know Amy Schumer humor because I can’t listen to women comedians, who choose to be vulgar as an angle, which I find offensive….but when a disgusting genderless creature does it…I can’t listen to their comedy because I can’t stomach looking at them….so I don’t hate Schumer for her comedy, I’ve never heard her comedy…I hate Schumer for being a monster. I just know she’s disgusting…and naked…and pregnant…in her third year…cuz she’s an elephant not a human… Nice reminder that rich people can find desperate people to have sex with. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Amy Schumer Naked and Vomit Inducing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Aubrey O’Day Photoshop of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Aubrey O’Day at 40 years old…has taken the whole instagram THOT movement that was led by the terrible and disgusting Kardashians…very fucking seriously…because she is almost a parody of a Fashion Nova THOT ad….while possibly being serious in her creative direction…and the whole thing is weird, but not too weird to look at, because girl with monster tits, liposuction, fake faces and fake asses are like the modern muppet, the modern Pilsbury Dough Bough, the modern Stay Puft Marshmallow man…..just fucking weird. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Photoshop of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jodie Sweetin Bikini Titties on her Stomach of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jodie Sweetin living her best life now that the cunty Aunt Becky has been kicked off the show….pulling her massive tits you never expected to be so massive while watching FULL HOUSE as a young loser, before becoming the old loser you are, still interested in characters of what you think was a better time, even though it was actually worse times, thanks to being a loser in your prime…I always say be a loser in your old age, not when you have the energy to be out there fucking… Point being, the whole Aunt Becky scandal, makes being a busty meth addict far less racy than it previously was…this Jodie Sweetin in recovery, a difficult hire for the insurance companies…knowing her history…but that the show committed to knowing she could relapse…the risky cast member on their revival..not realizing the actual criminal wasn’t METH MOM…but instead entitled cunt Becky for bribing schools to let her brat kid in…at the expense of non rich kids…who couldn’t buy their way in.. So here she is out there tanning…while Becky is at the Lawyers trying to figure out how to not serve time…. So good. The post Jodie Sweetin Bikini Titties on her Stomach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sydney Sweeney Bikini Slut of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Instead of saying who the fuck is this hot young actress in a bikini that I don’t remember ever hearing about…. I will post her IMDB bio so we all know who she is… Sydney Sweeney (born September 12, 1997) is an American actress best known for her roles as Haley Caren on In The Vault and Emaline Addario on the Netflix series Everything Sucks!. Sweeney is set to star in recurring roles in the HBO miniseries Sharp Objects starring Amy Adams and the Hulu series The Handmaid’s Tale with Elisabeth Moss. Sweeney has guest starred in TV shows such as Pretty Little Liars, Criminal Minds, Grey’s Anatomy, 90210, and the series In the Vault as Haley Caren. Sweeney most recently starred as Emaline Addario on the Netflix series Everything Sucks!, which revolved around two groups of students in high school in 1996 in Oregon. She’s also in the Quentin Tarantino movie about Charles Manson…hopefully we get to see her tits…Maybe we’ve already seen her tits…since I don’t pay attention…but they are huge….and young…and should been seen by all…. Sydney Sweeney is the future of Hollywood. Thank god. The post Sydney Sweeney Bikini Slut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dora Madison Burge into Showing Nipples of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dora Madison Burge is in her 40s. She was on Friday Night Lights. You’d need to be in your 40s to know what that is. I don’t think she played the hot chick. But she is out there still trying to make it in the world of social media following gets you jobs. Because she’s got her nipples out for attention, hoping to increase following, hoping to get a job, because her last role on IMDB and hasn’t had work since 2017…it’s 2019…. She is virtually doing zero…so to take a nipple selfie which takes 5 seconds may be the answer to her future of finally working again…even though at 40…for a woman who never was…the odds are against her…and we have no hope for her..but I am a charitable guy and I don’t mind showing the world nipples that want to be seen. The post Dora Madison Burge into Showing Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Em RatCow Tits in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rat Cow is shit… She’s just an average looking girl with a solid set of fake tits, that got naked in the right music video at the right time, because it went viral and had marketing budget behind it, only to basically create her and her following….something that I know went straight to her ego…because she’s just that kind of garbage person who says “there were three other girls in the video, and none of them made it, so there’s gotta be something important about me”…. I am not a fan of her as a concept, or seeing her make her millions of dollars a year, when you know her celebrity is strictly based on her tits…. BUT, I will say that there’s something smart in her hustle, she’s obviously not a full idiot, and was able to position herself and create this money making thing all off her tits…with very little concept behind it… So leveraging that bullshit to become this brand owning entrepreneur with a brand that is slutty and half naked enough for her to wear out and sell to idiots on social media, because she does have influence, allowing her to be the whore she’s been, showing off the great tits she’s got, cuz they are great tits…while making money with a company she can sell off to a bigger brand as it becomes an entity of its own…is what I’ve been saying all these idiots should do..but only some do….and Rat Cow is smart enough to know the gravy train’s not forever….and for that…we should stare at her tits. Here she is comparing bodies with her fat friend to make herself feel better about herself…because every skinny bitch has a fat manager out there to police who they fuck, who gets close, and to make them look skinnier in their “going out to party selfies”… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Em RatCow Tits in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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