If you didn’t believe me when I said it yesterday, allow me to reiterate that lesbian period pieces are all the rage right now. The latest literary figure to get the biopic treatment is poet Emily Dickinson, played by Molly Shannon in the new film Wild Nights with Emily…. read more
Hannah Holman’s got a hole man…here’s her hole man… It is a hole she’s willing to spread out all over the internet for attention, to get noticed, to either be famous or to find a way to become an instagram model who doesn’t need to work due to brand deals… It is a hole that she gets off on you getting off on. All she needed was some stupid concept and a dude with instagram followers to bring it…to give her that fucking dream… Apparently, she’s an actual model: “The child of a schoolteacher mom and cattle rancher father. She was raised in a small (population approx 210) town of Leamington, Utah. she is the youngest of 4 children. She is skilled as a western horse rider, having helped her father for years. Holman was discovered at 15 at a shopping mall.” She has a wikipedia page….but actual models can be getting naked whores for attention too… The post Hannah Holman Naked and Painted On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The more interesting character than the celebrity daughter, is the celebrity sister, because they were raised in the same household as the celebrity, but weren’t as important or good at earning as the celebrity, but they got to ride the celebrity wave with great gifts, hand me downs and plus one trips all without having to do any of the work….so you could just leverage that sister, get all you wanted from anyone because of that sister, and that is the best kind of mooch, even if deep down they wish they were the sister, and end up showing off tit pics for attention to speak to their own audience that they have only because of the sister…. It’s a level of knowing they are inadequate…but have a good life…making for an interesting character full of desperation and despair…but all in an awesome setting. The post Stella Hudgens Living that Sister Life of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Mariah Carey, like J.Lo, don’t know when to hang up their dancing shoes and sit out some of the opportunities that come their way, because they are egos, narcissists and fucking love money that at their point in their career, with their level of celebrity, is fucking easy to do…they just need to show up to wherever they are going…and fans…will go fucking nuts…but the problem is that with all that they have, all the opportunity they have, their vanity forces them to try to be hot…well into their 50s…and it’s weird. Big tits though. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Mariah Carey Got Them Titties Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know if Kate Beckinsale is one of the people paying for her daughter to get into school, because she does have a slutty daughter, you would assume needs to have her admissions test forged by an insider, because she’s slutty on social media and I like to assume that sluts can’t be smart even though sluts are smart for being sluts..easy way to get where they want to go to manipulate… I do know that Kate Beckinsale loves the attention she’s getting, the being seen as the ot chick she’s always been seen as, out there fucking 20 year old dudes…some who may be her daughter’s friends…because old rich women can be as perverted as old rich men..but in Beckinsale’s case…she’s hotter thank most 25 year old women..so it seems less creepy…but I don’t know how many miles that cunt has on her….but like any used car…it’s likely rolled back and this outfit is like the paintjob that you get distracted by and buy into..without looking at the actual engine…or smelling it to make sure there are no leaks. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kate Beckinsale Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
March 14 is known as Pi day thanks to the first three digits in that mythical number being 3.14. To celebrate this occasion, we’ve roped up ten of the hottest naked women on our site whose names start with “Pi” and compiled them for you so you can celebrate Pi Day in your own way! Here are our Top Ten “Pi” Babes for Pi Day!… read more
Horror and love are both in the air in equal measure on this day in movie history, and we’ve got a trio of love stories and a trio of scary ones to dig into this week. Let’s get to it by looking back at March 13 in Movie Nudity History!… read more
Man, are lesbian period pieces hot right now or what? My lord, every time you turn around it’s Colette or The Favourite or the new 50s drama Tell it to the Bees…. read more
Father Beats Neighbor Over Loud Music Gun Store Owners Take Matters into their Own Hands Smart Theif in Ethiopia Plane Flies into Ferris Wheel Flying Light Pole Interview of the Day Train Fail The post Dirty Pottery and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .