Category Archives: Sex

Lily Rose Depp Titty Top of the Day

I don’t think that is Lily Rose Depp’s angle. If anything it is just further proof that my theory about her actually being her dad trolling us all in costume is a fact. It looks like there could very well be a whole other person under that head / forehead chin….I am wondering if this is not actually Lily Rose Depp but rather Angelina Jolie in her present 50 year old state wearing a blonde wig…. What I am saying is the cute, rich, young Johnny Depp ejaculation turned human…doesn’t look all that cute here but she’s grabbing tit to offset all that and I think that’s a valiant effort on her part to make one of those “not looking all that great” moments better. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Rose Depp Titty Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jaime King Hard Nipples of the Day

Jaime King was popular during that whole heroin chic era of models in the late 90s. She was skinny thanks to being on heroin, her boyfriend even died from it, that’s how committed they were to living out that image they created for themselves, all trying to be cool in NYC fashion industry…and doing that through opiates..like they were because Jazz Players like Ray Charles in the 1950s and 60s…or all those OXY addicts taking street pills now that the manufacturer of OXY is getting fucked up and they are forced to hit the streets… But even in the 90s, she had tits she was willing to show off to the world… So seeing her move to LA, remain skinny enough, try to have a career as an actor, hanging with all kinds of actor friends, and bloggers like that gay asian Jared is not that exciting and either is her whole starting a family. I prefer when people die off in their glory days….but maybe these are still her glory days as her nipples still get hard…and her addiction still rings in her ears saying “GET ME OPIATES” everyday….meaning eventually she’ll crack…and until she does – her’s hard nips on some bitch so eager to be cool she got addicted to heroin. Idiot. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jaime King Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rachel Cook Nipples of the Day

Rachel Cook is not Rachel Leigh Cook, despite every Rachel Cook post I’ve done the last year being about Rachel Leigh Cook, in a tribute to the past, cuz I am a sensitive guy who knows being an aged chick who was once seen as a hot and marketable chick, only to be replaced by other chicks, is rough….even worse when the young pussy replacing the old pussy steals your fucking name and identity… So I used Rachel Cook’s shameless instagram fame hustle as an excuse to talk about the real Rachel Cook….cuz I know this Rachel Cook has been leveraging the real Rachel Cook this entire time…. But today, Rachel Cook has her tits out again…this Rachel Cook not that Rachel Cook….and she censored it for instagram with here “free the nipple” text…so the outsourced censors based in INDIA or the Philippines know that the nipple flagged by advanced image recognition software is actual in protest….and not because a bitch wants her tits seen….when clearly bitch wants her tits seen and it is nothing political at all, the political thing is just a good excuse to be the titty whore you want to be. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rachel Cook Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Angelina Jolie Erotica of the Day

Angelina Jolie brought out her chopped off granny tits in some magazine, because I guess she was craving attention, or is promoting some shit, whether it is a movie, or her politics…who cares…she’s naked in a tub full of milky water that automatically makes me think that maybe something of hers is leaking something weird out of her well traveled cunt. Maybe something she caught eating bush meat in whatever United Nations country she abducted her kids from… Or it could just be creative direction from the photoshoot, you know cuz they can’t have her sprawled mom cunt on the cover, and since she’s cut off her tits, this is the best thing to do…dirty bath water…a fetish to all the wrong fucking people….who I’ve met..and would would drink this water if they could order it off the internet… All this to say – boring. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Angelina Jolie Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charli XCX Ass Shrine of the Day

I saw Charli XCX perform accidentally when I used to leave the house many years ago…and no one cared…. It was at the time she first moved to America from the UK, and was making moves on social media to be the next Rita Ora…a dream no one actually has, because Rita Ora has accomplished very little except maybe fucking a Kardashian….and record producers…to get an illusion of a career…so that she could get invited to the it-parties and fake it til she made it a career.. So at the time I saw her and she was working her tits in leotards hard…no one cared….and I assume still don’t care…but it’s 5-6 years later…and she’s been consistent at the trying to get people to care…using ass, tits, whatever…and according to her IG story, her concert with Brooke Candy, another winner who paved the way for hipster sluts to make bad music, is sold out… So there’s that…while you look at her white panties wishing their was more of a stain on it, but the filters are too strong, we’ll never know if she’s been ovulating in these panties, or better yet, having her period – free bleeding like all the cool kids are doing in these panties…and that’s unfortunate. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Ass Shrine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Christina Aguilera Big Broad of the Day

The icon, the legend, the never was Britney – Christina Aguilera lives… Here are the pics of her shuffling her way into this event..as a fat man I can relate to her not wanting to wear pants…but still facing the same struggle of trying to carry that weight places…all pantsless….with your thighs rubbing togteher…which isn’t something she’s used to cuz in her castle she calls home she has a team of people physically carry her…oh to be rich and famous… I don’t know why she’s out there doing this comeback tour, obviously money and ego, since she can seemingly sing, unlike Brtiney, who proved celebrity isn’t a singing contest. I figure if I was a rich hot popstar at 20, making 100s of millions of dollars, I’d be good chilling on that money for life…but I guess bills need to be paid and doing nothing isn’t all that stimulating, even if I find it the best thing ever… So instead of being a memory from the Dirty video, she’s a “woah look how gross Aguilera’s got since the Dirty Video”…and that is a dumb strategy. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Christina Aguilera Big Broad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Movie Nudity Report: Dolemite is My Name and Pretenders 10.4.19

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Skin Links 10.4.19

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My Dad’s Big Boobs and Me and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Uses BDSM Equipment in Road Rage Shoplifter of the Day Evil Prize Jack Rabbit Brawl Idiot Losing Side Mirror Alcohol Withdrawal is Real Teen Impersonates Cop – Gets Caught by Cop The post My Dad’s Big Boobs and Me and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Top 10 TikThots of the Day

I may be an old fucking dinosaur of a motherfucker on the internet… I may be totally detached from reality, because I don’t leave the house…so I know very little about what is going on. I may not read the tech blogs and keep on top of new trends. I may hate social media and struggle to tweet on my new TWITTER cuz they deleted me three times this year, including my original account that wass a decade old…but I never went “viral” there so whatever. I may not bother updating my IG, because why bother…. I may only use FB to see old lady vacation pics… But I do know that TIKTOK is the future – from CHINA – designed to steal your information – and the young kids are loving it. This is a round-up of the kind of things you can find on TIKTOK Basically because I hate Google / Facebook and Twitter and encourage the perverts to support other billionaires by watching slutty dance. 1 – @taytum.popp titty flash 2 – @itsneesybitch who I assume is some girls slutty mom, talking about pussy eating 3 – @leskayla with her truly massive tits.. 4 – @brattymichelle The Sugar Baby begging for a personal chef 5 – @aabsolutetrashh with the titty tease 6 – @sheenales slutty shorts 7 – @zoelaverne who’s bio is “I’m 18 but look 14” bait ass 8 – @morgothemango with the big booty 9 – @vixenesha with the post sex seflie 10 – @elliemccannnn with the Inter-Racial Sex JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Top 10 TikThots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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