Category Archives: Sex

Rita Ora Wet T Shirt of the Day

Rita Ora has won. I remember listening to talk radio before they were called PODCASTS and some dude had a fame scale based on RITA ORA….like “from one to Rita Ora”….as she represented zero fucking fame…..the host asked the guy who Rita Ora was and he was like “exactly”….a name you know, maybe tits you’ve seen, but prior to finally breaking through after a decade of trying this past year…she was a zero…just a bitch who fucked Rob Kardashian, got into the scene and went to every fucking party she could to find dudes to fuck to advance her career…and it worked…because like I just said two lines up…she charted last year, making it all worthwhile, and really what the fuck else were her tits to do the last 10 years…other than get some mileage put on them…since they are great. I don’t know what this wet t-shirt is, I mean I know she’s trying to find clever ways to show off her tits, but the takeaway for me is that I miss wet t-shirt contests…they used to be a weekly thing and now…they are dead…unlike Rita Ora…who for some reason exists… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Wet T Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Catherine Zeta Jones Bra Pic of the Day

They, and by they I mean MadamMeow in the stepFORUM claims this is Catherine Zeta Jones in a bra that was posted to instagram…. I went to the CATHERINE ZETA instagram to further investigate like I was Barbara Walters or some shit, and didn’t see the pic, but did see it in the tagged pics, so we’ll assume this is of her… I think we’ll also assume it’s a throwback pic, an old slutty shoot of herself from decades ago, because this girl looks 20 and ZETA is 100. The most interesting thing about her is wondering if her pussy HPV gave Mike Douglas the throat cancer, or if his throat cancer gave her the HPV…that’s the only Catherine Zeta news I care about…learning the origin story of HPV cancers she has been in direct contact with… The post Catherine Zeta Jones Bra Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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January Jones With The Tits Out of the Day

January Jones trying to find a dad for her illegitimate child with Jason Sudeskis… We are not surprised that January Jones was knocked up by a mystery man, one of those “too many dudes have cum in me” stories of Hollywood success, because all these women are fucking garbage sex workers, who happen to do their sex work at a higher level, and get paid for their sex work by getting cast in movies that further feed their egos… BUT January Jones does have big tits and big tits are worth looking at on all women, not just overpaid girls who fucked their way to whatever TOP January Jones is at….while wearing a great top for us to see her marketability because without the 40 year old doing shit like this – I can’t help but wonder why anyone would care…but when they do shit like this…I GET IT…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post January Jones With The Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Almost Tit of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz in some weird thing for VogueMe…and you can almost see her tit, which is likely enough for you CHLOE GRACE MORETZ fans who should technically be on a list somewhere, maybe your local FBI office, cuz her claim to fame was that movie KICKASS, and she was 12 fucking years old…when you first licked your lips and said “I can’t wait for her to be 18″….you know who you are…and we are watching you…as we watch this overrated troll bitch in hosiery… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chloe Grace Moretz Almost Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jordyn Jones and Jen Selter Twerk of the Day

Jordyn Jones teamed up with fake influencer Jen Selter to twerk for Youtube because that is how clickbait fucking works…and this is some fucking clickbait.. I don’t expect any less from Jen Selter who is a fake fitness girl with a fake ass that went viral 6 years ago and has been able to build a big business around her fake fitness girl with a fake ass hustle…or really from any girl…it’s like “If I can shake my ass in video and pretend it is for fitness” sign all of us up to watch… The fact TWERKING is still a thing, twerk fitness in local gyms like it was Jazzercise in the 90s, yes I watched that Kirsten Dunst show, or maybe I could reference something more current like CROSS FIT, where the fat asses are not attached to bull dyke looking women in flat soled shoes powerlifting their clits into dicks… Point being…we like when girls of the internet meet up to make slutty clickbait… Here is the video.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jordyn Jones and Jen Selter Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Faith Schroder Lingerie of the Day

Faith Schroder pretending to be a lingerie model, because anyone can be a lingerie model thanks to being rich brats with a dad who was on TV in the 80s, long before they were born, making them the losers in their class, camps, and whatever else rich LA kids do…cuz the other kids had dads who weren’t teen hearthrobs 20 years earlier..but actually important and powerful people…which I guess made these ones work harder, and work in LA means strip down and pretend you’re a hot, slutty, PLAYBOY looking model…despite looking like you have FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME…cuz a body, even on F.A.S….can be appreciated in all it’s hungry for attention cuz their Hollywood life was tainted by their Hollywood Loser dad….but at least they’ve had their GROUPIE stage parent mom there to take them to all their important meetings to improve themselves and their skills…like the dermatologist who fills up their busted faces…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Faith Schroder Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cindy Bruna Nipples of the Day

Cindy Bruna with her nipples out at Rihanna’s Diamond Ball event….. Cindy Bruna is some ethnic Victoria’s Secret model because they need that in order to lie about being inclusive, diverse, multi-cultural, when all of us know hot pussy has no ethnicity…it’s just hot pussy. In keeping with the Victoria’s Secret school of modelling, she’s at an event tits out, so people get a sense of her and her name, so that when they get her working more aggressively for them, she’ll already be in a position to push product…which they need because they are drowning thanks to being to total opposite of everything the young public is into….like bras…and sexualizing hot chicks to sell bras… But they are a multi billion dollar brand and can buy their way into all of your hearts! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Cindy Bruna Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Christina Aguilera Weirdness of the Day

Sooo…….this is Christina Aguilera now… Annnnnnd……that’s all I have to say about that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Christina Aguilera Weirdness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Toronto Skinternational Film Festival 2019 Nudity Round-up: Part II

Last Monday we brought you our first round of nudity coverage from the festival, and now we’ve… read more > >

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Ariel Winter Got Them TIts Out of the Day

Ariel Winter and her anchor scar tits thanks to being slaughtered and rebuilt but kept huge, because she knew she didn’t have much going for her besides the tits, as everything else on her is below average even when tits and celebrity and money are factored in… So she went from a sloppy and gross F-Cup brought it to a D-Cup all before she turned 18, because I guess the hormones in the foods fucked her up like it was DDT, or maybe the whole being fat, going through childhood trauma young, got her her period at 7 years old, so by the time she’s in her 20s, she’s got the reproductive organs of a 40 year old… Who fucking cares, we are here to observe and analyze her tits and how she presents them to the world and that’s exactly what we are going to do… TO SEE MORE ARIEL WINTER LOOKING FOR ATTENTION CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter Got Them TIts Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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