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Paris Hilton Pussy Flash of the Day

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Paris Hilton pulled off her herpes scab and polished off her menopausal cunt for a rare appearance at whatever event this is, to remind you all that she’s a gutter piece of shit that paved the way for dog shit like the Kardashians…who I hope she has a percentage of, because without her, there’d be no Kim K sex tape and thus no Kim K….so more reason to hate this entitled rich kid, who has played up her character pretty well all these years, and is still doing what she’s always done, because it’s a fucking joke and easy….and I guess not all that bad because she’s managed to influence a generation of girls to be vapid, idiot, whores who get naked on social media hoping they will end up like Paris Hilton, only without that pesky family owned Hotel empire to bog them down… Point being, Paris Hilton Cunt…not bleeding down her leg like it probably does when her immune system is down.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paris Hilton Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rachel McCord Inflamed Butthole of the Day

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This just in Rachel McCord has a rash from wiping her whore ass too hard…. This isn’t news because Rachel McCord barely exists. But it is funny to see a rashed up ass cheek you know can have a few causes, I am not WEBMD…but my instinct says STD, FUNGUS, ALLERGIES, TOO MUCH TACO BELL, maybe she’s GLUTEN INTOLERANT, DAIRY INTOLERANT, or it could be CROHNS….high acidity in her feces….pulled up to her tailbone thanks to that lesson of UTI – WIPE FRONT TO BACK – FRONT TO BACK – RIGHT UP YOUR BACK…that’s all I got. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rachel McCord Inflamed Butthole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Vergara Bikini Throwback of the Day

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Sofia Vergara because we already knew she was hotter when she was a young single mother illegally entering America thanks to NO WALL…. Where she went on to steal your white person jobs and white person celebrity dreams by making millions of dollars in her 40s on Modern Family…and other shit she’s managed to pull off thanks to having huge tits in a world that loves huge tits more than they hate other races…because like Obama’s September 11th tweet about breaking the divide, and having America coming together, because it sounds good on twitter for his agenda while this is the barebones way to actually make that agenda come together…literally and figuratively. Big Tits!… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Vergara Bikini Throwback of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Skin Links 9.13.19

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A Field Guide to Jennifer Lopez Elisabetta Pellini Nip Slip in a Yellow Blazer! Ana Braga Braless… read more > >

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Dora Madison Burge Still Slutty of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge in her best rendition of a sex worker’s pose for her backpages ad (RIP)…and it clearly works because I never know who this bitch was before she started getting naked on INSTAGRAM within their terms and conditions so that she doesn’t get deleted…and now I know who she is. I don’t find her hot, but hot is in the eye of the pervert looking at a bitch. To some of us just seeing a girl stripped down and pouting her mouth like she’s shooting stills for her PORN DVD box, is exciting….I mean she looks better than most women you’ve had sex with…so hot is irrelevant….while naked and half naked is totally fucking relevant….so Dora Madison Burge is keeping busy staying more relevant than she’s ever been and all she had to do was show the people her tits….which should be outlined on every college application form…”SAVE YOUR MONEY SHOW THEM TITS IT WILL PAY OUT IN DIVIDENDS WHILE COLLEGE WILL GET YOU A JOB AT A VIDEO STORE AND VIDEO STORES DON’T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dora Madison Burge Still Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elisha Cuthbert Gunt of the Day

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Elisha Cuthbert the “puck slut” as we call them here in Canada…cuz she only fucks hockey players… I just wrote an entire post on this nonsense and it god deleted because I suck at the internet… It was basically saying that Cuthbert, like all Canadian girls are Maple Syrup dick suckers, and are raised to believe that the most coveted man to get is the Hockey Player, they are deemed the God’s of Canada, and even in Elisha Cuthbert’s level of celebrity thanks to Canadian classics as Popular Science for kids, before going off to America to do cocaine with Paris Hilton, she’s still got it engrained in the core of who she is, that Hockey cock is the only cock for her….so like a cocktail waitress at the local super club, she has consistently thrown herself at hockey players…and now she’s throwing her 40 year old gunt at us… Years ago, since she’s from Montreal, I had this viral stunt idea to flash mob her family house in MONTREAL, to stage a memorial for her career, because all those years ago she was pretty much over…and has since done nothing of interest besides grow out the gunt…. Thanks to not liking to do anything, or put effort in anything to get attention from people…I never did it, I prefer to keep my real life nonsense to stories not videos, videos makes it seem like you’re trying too hard for approval and I genuinely can’t be bothered to put effort into yotuube or any social media…to get hits because I ultimately don’t care about the public opinion and just stick to my corner of the internet…looking at GUNTS and remembering what was…while everyone else has likely forgotten Elisha Cuthbert – as they should… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elisha Cuthbert Gunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hilary Duff Hard Nipples of the Day

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Hilary Duff brought out her nipples in some Lizzie McGuire revival, only this version of Lizzie McGuire is a 40 year old mom of two, which I think is doing to do wonderful thing for her core fans of loyal perverts that used to jack off to Lizzie McGuire and her animated alter-ego….and I guess kids that grew up on her, but there’s none of that here….we cater to old perverts with the Disney Channel and that’s unfortunate because losers talking to losers leads to more losing… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hilary Duff Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Figure Skater in Tight Leggings of the Day

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Polina Edmunds bringing in the Figure Skating season strong…. Figure Skating, a sport I have jacked off to at least once, thanks to being from a pre-porn era of only having one TV channel because I preferred to spend my money on alcohol than Cable…and that one TV channel being Canadian would broadcast every Figure Skating competition on weekends….the time you’re laying on your couch hungover prepping to go out drinking again in a few hours…that downtime moment of asses being flashed in panty upskirts to choreographed song….athleticism but not overly athletic like those midget Gymnasts…still ladylike which you can’t find anywhere anymore, not even tennis….memories of being a pervert in a simpler time…. While now, these girls bring the slut off the ice as much as on the ice – making them worthy of jacking off to on all platforms…like this Polina Edmunds JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Figure Skater in Tight Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Potentially Gwyneth Paltrow Nude of the Day

Posted on September 12, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is a scandal…a real fucking scandal that is going on on the interesting….internet of shit…. It’s a made up scandal created by the subject of the scandal herself….Gwyneth Paltrow, who’s GOOP account posted this nude on social media without identifying the bare ass of the unknown blonde doing nudity therapy she probably read in some internet health guru’s facebook, only to reapply it to her health guruing… They are trying to position it as a who done it, or who butt is it…and obviously that is an ass of a 50 year old woman so who fucking cares….assume it is PALTROW, acknowledge it looks old, sad and lonely….and move on…it doesn’t make it any less deflated if it belongs to her or some body double…it’s all equally fucking sick…and steamed. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Potentially Gwyneth Paltrow Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Moore Nude of the Day

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In keeping up with tonight’s theme of OLD LADIES NO ONE ASKED TO SEE NAKED – GETTING NAKED … DEMI MOORE has brought herself out of the crypt she lives in to bring you a 75 year old naked on the cover of some print mag, cuz print is dead, and so are the people they put on the cover. I saw GHOST, bitch. I get it….and I guess most of the people picking up this magazine off newstands saw GHOST also…back when it came out and they were 40…. But for us virile men, we don’t need to be looking at some old bitch who may have been hot thanks to millions of dollars in Plastic Surgery, during a brief period of time, when you were hard sold her by the media…she was in everything…and you couldn’t cross reference her with her daugters to see her TRUE being… Point being, this doesn’t look good to me, it’s not brave to me, it’s not exciting to me…but it is an old bitch being shameless trying to brag while not being a younger chick we are more interested in seeing naked…Take it back to the CRYPT…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Demi Moore Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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