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Kylie Jenner Naked for Dwindling Titty Mag of the Day

Kylie Jenner is apparently in the latest issue of Playboy, which is trying to appeal to the soft millennial idiots on social media, who don’t give a fuck about magazines, they get their nudes on the gram bro… If you ever needed a reminder that the playboy brand is pretty fucking dead, this is it, a nude spread with Kylie and her baby daddy, like shut the fuck up, no one fucking needs that. They have totally alienated their core audience the last 5 years and obviously still exist, but from HEF selling the rights off to Pornhub who do hardcore porn and brought quality and integrity of the mag to zero, to their attempt at removing nudity to be ad friendly, in a prime example of how you shouldn’t run after money, you should run after content that makes you so relevant ads need to come to you, and now it’s run by 20 year old girls and a gay dude, who I heard in interview say something about a nude image of a girl in water representing the FLUIDITY of GENDER….totally what the PLAYBOY reader wants to see. Fucking garbage, the world is filled with idiots, and the idiots breed more idiots, and the people in power get less and less talented, innovative, or interesting. When Playboy broke, it was groundbreaking, advertisers paid premiums to be on a titty mag, and now it’s just some fucking pile of shit dragging it’s feed in the mud trying to get idiot kids into what they do, using Kylie Jenner cuz she can manipulate them in….instead of doing what they should be doing…which is GOOD….not perpetuating this EVIL. Garbage. Garbage. Garbage. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kylie Jenner Naked for Dwindling Titty Mag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halsey Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

Halsey attending a fashion week event with her pussy out. You can’t see her labia, but I can tell you that many people have, that is why she exists. I can also tell you that it is HALF BLACK and mad that hotels don’t have shampoo that caters to it’s hair. I can tell you that it snorts a powder in Miami during some music week and the paparazzi capture it, but instead of being exiled, forced into rehab like she would have been if she was famous 10 years ago, brands all still work with her. Furthermore, it has some storyline about being a druggy raver party girl homeless kid, sure, who rocked the VIP room thanks to promoters, and found some white boy DJ to fuck, cuz these DJs have needs, most are nerd losers who don’t know shit about music, but know that being the focal point of the room gets them pussy. Halsey was that pussy and this is her being discreet about her pussy, even though she’s loud about everything she does to make sure you all notice her….she’s a fucking NEON sign of a bitch…LOOK AT HER, OPEN, READY….and fucking annoying JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey Almost Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lara Stone Big Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Lara Stone is old as ashit, assuming that shit is old, I always do because it has some bloody petrified look to it, that I assume means it’s been baking inside of me for at least a month…not that I want to be talking about my digestive issues due to what I assume is Hep….but wn I call a bitch old as shit, I ask myself “Is shit that old”…maybe I should use another example, maybe she is old as J.LO, or Old as that Grandmother I saw pissing on the side of the road outside the Salvation Army store cuz she clearly can’t afford diapers…which makes me wonder if Lara Stone is that old? Has she lost her ability to control her bladder? I feel like we’ve seen her nips for 20 maybe 30 years…back when tits for fashion was a thing reserved for busty models, before the whole modeling world got overtaken by the DO it Yourselfers… I guess none of this matters, other than my one Lara Stone story that involved her legal team aggressively coming after me about her Honeymoon pics back when she married some COMEDIAN…it was years ago, and even then she was old….and the pics were tame bikini pics…and this was years after we had seen her tits, her bare tits all the time, on the fucking regular, it’s why she got work….So I thought to myself…what a fucking cunt, coming after people like me, who are doing her a favor posting her…all to try to keep her honeymoon that clearly the paparazzi attended a fucking secret… when all I was doing was saying – here’s some recently married tit you’ve seen in a bikini….just a shitty attitude from clearly a shitty human…but the tits man….they’ve kept her afloat and here she is now… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lara Stone Big Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lara Stone Big Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Lara Stone is old as ashit, assuming that shit is old, I always do because it has some bloody petrified look to it, that I assume means it’s been baking inside of me for at least a month…not that I want to be talking about my digestive issues due to what I assume is Hep….but wn I call a bitch old as shit, I ask myself “Is shit that old”…maybe I should use another example, maybe she is old as J.LO, or Old as that Grandmother I saw pissing on the side of the road outside the Salvation Army store cuz she clearly can’t afford diapers…which makes me wonder if Lara Stone is that old? Has she lost her ability to control her bladder? I feel like we’ve seen her nips for 20 maybe 30 years…back when tits for fashion was a thing reserved for busty models, before the whole modeling world got overtaken by the DO it Yourselfers… I guess none of this matters, other than my one Lara Stone story that involved her legal team aggressively coming after me about her Honeymoon pics back when she married some COMEDIAN…it was years ago, and even then she was old….and the pics were tame bikini pics…and this was years after we had seen her tits, her bare tits all the time, on the fucking regular, it’s why she got work….So I thought to myself…what a fucking cunt, coming after people like me, who are doing her a favor posting her…all to try to keep her honeymoon that clearly the paparazzi attended a fucking secret… when all I was doing was saying – here’s some recently married tit you’ve seen in a bikini….just a shitty attitude from clearly a shitty human…but the tits man….they’ve kept her afloat and here she is now… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lara Stone Big Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eugenie Bouchard Water Sex of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard is bringing a very important reminder to all people, even those not from QUEBEC, CANADA…and that is that you can take the FRENCH CANADIAN out of FRENCH CANADA…..you can even give her a career, that may not be as lucrative as her ROMANIAN far less hot replacement, but that is still a career that can be turned into social media influencer, which is what all the girls crave anyway…..BUT you can’t take the FRENCH CANADIAN out of the girl…and I don’t mean she’s got a French Canadian cock up in her, I just mean French Canadian girls are all fucking horny mental case sluts who have “stripper” as their backup plan, in case the tennis thing doesn’t work. It’s cultural, they say it is passion, or JOIE DE VIVRE, but I say that it leads to great sex that comes from the depth of their soul…cuz they are crazy insatiable perverts…not that I deal with French Chicks, I just know people who do…and it is wild…. So Eugenie Bouchard sluts it for the paparazzi as a response to the Bianca chick’s win, you know to make her feel better, get some attention as a second tier cuz all these girls hate each other….we get to watch her intro to her sex tape….French Canadians…right. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eugenie Bouchard Water Sex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Camila Mendes Slutty of the Day

Camila Mendes on the cover of Women’s Health Magazine talking about college rape.. lovely…or hot…or SAD….depending on what kind of victim blaming you’re into… From my perspective, I am not going to even read the story, mainly because I don’t care about “THE NECK”…that is what I call this one….from “Riverdale”…a show that should have ended after season one….instead of it becoming a sexual assault on all of our brains that it became….which I can assume this one had something to do with it because she is the expert on sexual assault… So from my perspective, unless you are jumped walking home at night in an alley, you are not a “Rape” victim, you are an idiot who is too trusting, who doesn’t protect herself. YOU are to blame for all bad things that happen to you…99.9 percent of the time. I get that it is a trend or cool to be a rape victim, but it’s annoying for those of us who don’t fucking care…kee your pussy and it’s conquests and failures to your damn self….unless you’re actually posting pics of it…which I am cool with… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Camila Mendes Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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SKINcoming on DVD and Blu-ray: The Alienist S1, Casino 4K, and More 9.10.19

A boob tube hit, a stone cold skin classic, and plenty of remastered films make their way to home… read more > >

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A Mr. Skin Interview with Streamate Model Katy Cams

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Kaia Gerber See Through Fetish Gear of the Day

KAIA GERBER celebrating her 18th birthday…it happened days ago and with that birthday comes all that Model from the 90s Glam her mom shoved down her throat when she was grooming her to be a model after she had to retire cuz she was old…like some old sexual predator grooming his victim…only in this case it was her own mom/daughter, and in this case the sexual assault was being a whore in the fashion world to give your mom that stage parent dopamine release to her ego….that you know is huge….and knowing that Kaia crawled out of her cunt and grew into an exhibitionist for attention, who they will use to make millions from brands, in an era where non models like the Jenners are making millions, makes her feel good….. This is what LA moms strive for when they give birth…a clone of themselves who can relive their life in modern times and get paid…TITS OUT….like she was AMANDA LEPORE….DID YOU SEE THE AMANDA LEPORE shot…shit…. The truth is, at least Kaia Gerber is hot…and isn’t a Kylie Jenner / Hadid face injected face…she looks like her mom and it’s amazing…unlike Sailor Brinkley…who doesn’t look like her mom and is trying the same stunts. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kaia Gerber See Through Fetish Gear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Myrtille Revemont Titties of the Day

Myrtille Revemont is a hot model who is surprisingly an actual model, because in this world of everyone with an iphone or really any camera and a social media account is a model, it’s rare….. That is not to say that this Myrtille Revemont is any different than the attention seeking girls of her era who are out there self promoting with slutty content to get seen. I mean she is in these nudes… It is just to say that I’ve been dooped by the google search into thinking she’s a legit model, and maybe that’s a sign of my eagerness to get rid of these DO-IT-YOURSELFERS, I’m more into buying into something that a team of peopl have established or determined, than what one person has decided for themselves… Meaning, if I was to buy a car, it would be from a car company, not from some dude who made a car in his basement and decided it was a car. Same goes for a bike, shoes, pretty much anything. I find it delusinal, even crazy when I see people call themselves the things they have decided they are, and not just guys who decided they are girls, but health and wellness gurus, or models, or whatever. I am old school and I like infrastructure and enterprise to create these things. I like casting calls, and cultivating a strategy, and sticking to that strategy with your team…it just seems more planned and thought out…so respect and enjoy actual models…over girls posing like assholes for themselves.. But both are good, cuz all these in front of camera bitches get nude. The post Myrtille Revemont Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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