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Instagram Porn that Isn’t Porn of the Day

I have been doing a loose feature on the site for years, basically since I started, inspired by the hypocrisy I’ve dealt with running a site called DrunkenStepfather, that early on refused to censor myself because I felt the internet was a place for SMUT…it’s the fucking internet…bootleg media…where people get famous for doing the dumbest shit that wouldn’t have ever got them on TV in the 60s-2000s….but now matter…a dumb fucking place with shit quality content but that people like to consume.. I thought it was funny that Google kicked me off their ad network that made sites with less traffic than this on MILLIONS of dollars a year…I mean in hindsight not that funny…I should have taken the millions of dollars a year…but at the time I was PUNK ROCK about it…trying to be true to myself and not sell out…idiots… I thought it was funny when I’d get kicked off other social media from Friendster to Myspace to you get the idea….all while the execs at those companies, at the ad companies that ran ads on those companies, where shareholders in those companies…were creepy fucking perverets out there fucking hookers, consuming porn, because that’s what humans do…yet I was penalized….pretty silly.. So now, I scroll social media and see all the shameless smut, that they deem art or acceptable, that I repurpose on this site and still get called Porn….but it’s totally fine on Insta…publicly traded on the stock market under the ticker FACEBOOK.. What bullshit… The post Instagram Porn that Isn’t Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailey Baldwin Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

Bike Short Generation. It’s the short of the year. The short all thee kids are wearing. It’s the cut-off leggings that are far better to look at on these instagram whores than the soon to be retired dentist in the neighborhood who loves to bike to the grocery store and show us all what he’s working with…while when girls do it..it’s hot…even Hailey Baldwin cuz you can see her full Christian cunt squeezing out as it tries to eat thee shorts….it’s a trend I like…something I’ve always liked…Pussy Definition…the new cleavage. Even the freaky married Jesus Freaks are about that show the world your pussy hustle…I guess it’s written in the bible… We can see so much of her pussy that I feel like I can see Beiber’s testicles….but that could be my imagination…what a weird thing to imagine. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hailey Baldwin Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Uma Thurman's Daughter Maya Hawke is Just as Sexy as Her Mom

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Izabel Goulart Fitness Goals of the Day

Izabel Goulart is fit as fuck…so fit that as she nears menopause her musculature is slowly making her look more and more like a man….thank god for those fake tits and long hair so we know what she identifies as…and really there is no evidence that she is not a man, or that she didn’t start as a man, she is Brazilian which for years was the hub of trannies…it’s a cultural thing… She’s the VS model who hasn’t done much since VS but workout. She still walks the runway show, for whatever fucking reason and her body is fucking solid…especially in this doughy era of fat chicks…so I support her strict dieting and hard fitness work…it’s more impressive to look at than a bitch who doesn’t try… Plus this pool bike shit, you know spin in a pool cuz it offers resistance is not only cool, but a great way for her to stick a dildo to the seat and none of us would be the wiser…slide the bikini to the side and go…assuming that she doesn’t have a dick…which we can’t due to her Brazilian musculature…but you get what I am saying and that is that this is hot. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Izabel Goulart Fitness Goals of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Easy Access of the Day

Heidi Klum is out here starting a new Fashion trend because she is a fashion icon who has worked in fashion since leaving that shitty promo underwear brand that made her… The outfit is something that has been huge in the gay community forever…especially the gay community in Berlin where she is from…and where the gays meet up at sex clubs listening to Techno to have aggressive anal sex now that PREP makes AIDS from ANAL no longer a death sentence… I guess she’s bringing it to the mainstream…for you all to see…and as it turns out these assless pants are the best pants when on some 75 year old ex model who doesn’t look 75….it’s a window into a mysterious world that has seen so much cock….her legacy….not so good when on a dude. Anyway, fantasize about her easy access, direct line to the anus hole, doing the work you’d have to do if ever you got close enough to Heidi Klum to have your way with her cuz you know she wouldn’t be doing that voluntarily… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Easy Access of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Olivia Culpo Nip Slip of the Day

Olivia Culpo flashing her nipples on Instagram….I am sure she had no idea that this was going on or that her tit was fully out…you know “How embarrassing, my whole tit was out, I’ll just keep on going and keep it up on my feed”… cuz showing tit gets attention and attention is what her business is based on, that’s why she’s been a sex worker to celebs and athletes….before fully embracing the bullshit titled of “Influencer”…which in and of itself is such a cocky, bold, narcissistic thing…”I influence people because I am cool, classy, stylish, important”….but that’s expected from these vapid cunts on social media getting paid for the dumbest shit… Maybe she can influence your jerking off…that is the extent of influence I think she’s got… I mean the bitch is looking right at her nipple as she films this.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Culpo Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid Incest Pussy Flashing of the Day

Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid are Arabs, which means they would be mercy killed if it wasn’t for the fact that her family raised them in LA, where being an LA vapid twat who craves being a model because it is that stamp of approval their egos need, outweighed their Arab family values… Their dad, a pervert LA rich dude who fucks sugar babies and pays their rent, basically bought the family into the “celebrity thing”…to keep up with the Kardashians…oh that is why they called their show that…and like all the incest porn I’ve seen since the late 70s have explained to me, you gotta stick with the family and keep it in the family because no one else can be trusted… what I am saying is that there is no way their pervert dad hasn’t jacked off to pics of them…if anything he probably dressed them in these racy outfits….and got the paparazzi to get that pussy shot to keep their story going…it’s always the ugly one who is the crowd favorite cuz she’s more willing to do shit and not talk about it… So whether that is her pussy or not…doesn’t matter. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid Incest Pussy Flashing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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TV Nudity Report: Strange Angel, Orange is the New Black, Euphoria, Jett, Another Life 7.29.19

We bid farewell to one skinsational series this week, while another wraps up for the season, two… read more > >

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Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa with the bikini selfie… She’s from ALbania with the bikini selfie… I thought Albania was Arab country….and a place a girl like this would be HONOR killed for her bikini selfie…but DUA LIPA…the youtuber turned popstar has been producing slutty shit for every, it’s the only reason she exists, therefore she must continue the slutty seflies…bikini selfies.. So here’s DUA LIPA in a bikini selfie… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charlotte Lawrence TIts Out for Fashion of the Day

Does anyone know who Charlotte Lawrence is? The rumor is that she’s Martin Lawrence’s wife….but that’s just a rumor…and I don’t even know who Martin Lawrence is…. Others say she’s Joey Lawrences Daughter. Only WIKIPEDIA knows the truth…and I’m not about to look. The funny thing is that I’ve probably looked for previous posts and don’t remember because there are too many whores in the BASEMENT we call the internet to keep track of all of their bios, filmographies, etc. It’s exhausting and not a passion of mine….even though you’d assume it was a passion of mine since I spend everyday the last 15 years doing this stupidity…I call that more a curse than a passion. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charlotte Lawrence TIts Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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