Smoking weed is the future….and in Canada it is Legal… I know, I am an alcoholic, so the majority of my days I spend drunk, and showcasing the wonderful benefits of being a drunk, from feeling like shit all the time, to getting in fights and offending people with your angry drunk demeanor you just can’t control….because if you don’t drink you get the shakes, tremors, panic and hallucinations…so it’s good to keep you stable… But weed…that shit is like medicine…calming, relaxing, fun…..plus if you throw the weed in with your booze…it makes the drunk drunker and anything to make the drunk drunker is a good thing to be… It is just a plant, it’s harmless and it is legal…so if you don’t smoke weed but you take anti-depressants, sleeping pills, or drink yourself to sleep you are clearly not making the right choices for your body… When you decide to start smoking more weed…You need to get yourself a FREEZE PIPE Fuck rolling joints, that’s for fucking hippies….and blunts are for rappers…what you need is a pipe…to keep things sophisticated and a FREEZE PIPE is the pipe you want…why…because; 1- For the cold hits the smoke passes through the frozen chamber it’s instantly cooled (by over 300 degrees) to a chilly temperature, resulting in a dramatically cool and smooth hit. No throat or chest burning, just refreshing and cold hits. Sounds good to me…like a skinny dip with a hot chick in a cold lake on a hot summer day…. 2- Monster Rips without the burn cuz the cooling effect is real….so you get bong sized rips from a hand pipe without the pain. So you can get more fucked up and that’s why we’re here you know…medicine… 3- No upkeep, no nasty spillage, zero dirty water to constantly change and it’s a lot quicker to clean when compared to large pieces. So get your FREEZE PIPE NOW! When you get it, Place the Freeze Pipe in the freezer for at least 1 hour and enjoy. Store your FREEZE PIPE in the freezer between uses for that cool SUMMER TREAT!! Or you can watch this girl to see how its done: Here’s some content: BUY YOURS NOW!! BUY YOURS NOW!! BUY YOURS NOW!! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Freeze Pipes for the Fucking Win…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Freeze Pipes for the Fucking Win…of the Day
