Category Archives: Sophie Simmons

Sophie Simmons Is Working Social Media In Her Bra And Panties

I know sometimes I like to rag on  Sophie Simmons , and point out that she’s really only C-list “famous” because her dad is Gene Simmons. But then I remember that things like the fact that long tongues probably run in the family and I run a website that could help her wannabe modeling career, and you know, maybe I was wrong about all of that… Because after these latest shots, I think Sophie’s definitely got a promising future. Or at least, I’d be willing to see what me and the Little Tuna could do to help out. Call me! Continue reading →

HA! Sophie Simmons Is Now A “Model”

So you know how every rich kid with famous parents basically gets a blank check to do whatever they want? Well, turns out Sophie Simmons (AKA Gene’s busty daughter) has decided she’s a “real” “model” now, and I just came across her modeling portfolio . And I will say this for Sophie: she’s definitely a lot more talented in the front meat department than the Hadids or the Jenners. Anyway, on a related note, I’ve decided I’m going to start calling myself an “award-winning journalist” from now on. » view all 12 photos Continue reading →

Sophie Simmons Squishes In Little Lingerie

I knew that Sophie Simmons was trying to make the move from celebrity daughter to just “celebrity,” but I never realized that she wanted to become a lingerie model until now. Anyway, I’d point out that being Gene Simmons’ daughter doesn’t automatically qualify you to be a professional hottie, but hey, who am I to get in the way of someone’s dreams to take their clothes off for money? Enjoy. Continue reading →

Sophie Simmons’ Cleavage Show

I’m pretty sure nobody cares about the Grammys anymore, but I’m still glad Rolling Stone and Google Play held their own pre-Grammy party. Because it made a great excuse for Sophie Simmons , aka Gene Simmons’ hot daughter, to show off her serious talents. Anyway, I don’t think Sophie’s up for any awards Sunday night, unless they finally took my suggestion and added Bustiest Rock Star Daughter as a category. Because if they want people to pay attention, they’re going to need a whole lot more where this came from. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Sophie Simmons Is Busting Out On The Street

I’ve done a few posts on Sophie Simmons before — aka Gene Simmons’ hot daughter, in case any of you out there have an even worse memory than I do. But I didn’t realize she was considered enough of a “celebrity” for the paps to follow her around in LA. I’m glad they did though, because after these shots, I’m thinking Sophie’s also big enough to earn a patented Tuna marriage proposal. I’ve always wanted to marry into rock royalty a girl with giant funbags. Here’s hoping she says yes! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →