Category Archives: TV

Blake Lively’s Funbags Are Growing!

Now this is more like it. After showing off her growing baby bump for the talk shows (boring), Blake Lively remembered to show off what’s really important at the world premiere of her new movie The Shallows : those growing funbags of hers. Anyway, enjoy it while it lasts, because pretty soon it’s going to be time for Blake to go on MILF maternity leave. Luckily, I don’t think it’ll be a problem to find another hot busty blonde to replace her for the next few months. Apply within. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jessica Alba Has A Hard Life

I’m not entirely sure what Jessica Alba does for work anymore, considering I don’t think she’s been in a movie in years. But I guess she’s just busy being a full-time MILF these days, and here she is hard at work going shopping with the paparazzi. Obviously, I would’ve preferred some beach action, but I understand that Jessica’s got a busy schedule these days, so I’m willing to make do with this leg show instead. Here’s hoping she’s able to take time off for a bikini vacation soon though. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Caroline Wozniacki Does Esquire Good!

Now that Maria Sharapova got banned for PEDs  (and the Williams sisters still scare me), the world needs a new tennis hottie to drool over. And here’s  Caroline Wozniacki  shooting her way up the ranks with a hot new tennis-themed photoshoot for Esquire . I don’t know where this Danish hottie’s ranked in the sport, but she’s definitely the new #1 in my books after this. Enjoy. Continue reading

Idiot Driver Gets Pulled Over By Police

This dude gives Texans a bad name! Continue reading

Joy Corrigan Works The Beach In A Bikini

According to my sources,  Joy Corrigan here is an “Instagram star” — which is really just the polite way of saying someone’s a professional hot nobody in 2016. Anyway, here she is hard at work at the beach in Miami doing a bikini photoshoot and pretending to be a real model. Which is great news if you’ve got a thing for hot nobodies — sorry, “Instagram stars” in bikinis like I do. Enjoy. #beautiful #joycorrigan — #photoshoot in #miami A photo posted by Cole Trigger (@triggercole) on Jun 19, 2016 at 4:13pm PDT #joycorrigan — #photoshoot #miami A photo posted by Cole Trigger (@triggercole) on Jun 19, 2016 at 4:14pm PDT #joycorrigan #bikini #swimsuit #beach A photo posted by @bikinisbikinis on Jun 19, 2016 at 6:16am PDT #joycorrigan #bikini #swimsuit #beach A photo posted by @bikinisbikinis on Jun 19, 2016 at 6:16am PDT #joycorrigan #facebook A photo posted by Joy Corrigan (@joycupdates) on May 15, 2016 at 3:56pm PDT Continue reading

Kimberley Garner Is Leggy Goodness

I always love getting new pictures from  Kimberley Garner , so here’s my favorite leggy Brit and future ex-Mrs. Tuna showing off those perfect stems of hers at a launch party for something called Huggle. According to my sources, it’s some kind of dating app meant to connect you to people who go to the same places as you all the time. Which works if you want to meet girls at Burger King and/or your local strip club, I guess. Anyway, with all these dating apps out there, when is somebody going to finally make one that connects wannabe celebrities with eligible bloggers? Maybe I’m just biased, but I feel like there could be a real market for that… Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jacqueline Macinnes Wood Gives Us A Great View

Here’s Canadian hottie/soap opera star Jacqueline Macinnes Wood giving the paparazzi a killer view at the closing gala for the 56th Montecarlo Television Festival. And you know, I was all set to make a joke about how she’s giving me wood, but then I remembered that I’m better than that… Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be the joke. Fine, whatever. Just enjoy, you jerks. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Fanny Neguesha Bikini Goodness

I’m pretty sure I’ve done a post on this hottie before, but just in case you need a refresher on  Fanny Neguesha , she’s some super-hot Belgian model/ex-soccer WAG. And according to my sources, she’s apparently dating some new soccer player now, so I guess she’s got a type: athletes rich dudes. Either way, I don’t think any of us qualify. But hey, at least these bikini pictures make a decent consolation prize. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Natalie Dormer Needs To Learn How To Dress

I know a lot of you dudes dig Natalie Dormer and I don’t blame you. But personally, I think she still needs a little more work before she can officially join the Hottie A-list. I mean, don’t get me wrong, she’s super-cute. But here she is at the Women In Film Los Angeles 2016 Crystal + Lucy Awards and her outfit’s kinda boring. I mean, Natalie shows more skin on Game of Thrones  every Sunday (or used to, at least). Anyway, if she really wants to help her career, from now on, I expect more of this , and less of this. Help me help you, Natalie. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Natalie Dormer Needs To Learn How To Dress

I know a lot of you dudes dig Natalie Dormer and I don’t blame you. But personally, I think she still needs a little more work before she can officially join the Hottie A-list. I mean, don’t get me wrong, she’s super-cute. But here she is at the Women In Film Los Angeles 2016 Crystal + Lucy Awards and her outfit’s kinda boring. I mean, Natalie shows more skin on Game of Thrones  every Sunday (or used to, at least). Anyway, if she really wants to help her career, from now on, I expect more of this , and less of this. Help me help you, Natalie. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading