Category Archives: TV

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Show In Cosmo

I know she’s had it for a while now, but I’m still not digging this short haircut of Scarlett Johansson ‘s. And I don’t know why she hasn’t started growing it out again. You’d think the approval of a pasty blogger who lives in his mom’s basement would mean everything to an A-list hottie like Scarlett… OK, OK, stop laughing and just enjoy this spread she did for the May issue of Cosmopolitan , you jerks. Continue reading

Selena Gomez Stretches Her T-shirt

Here’s Selena Gomez looking nice and chesty on her way into the airport in LA, and I don’t know where she’s headed, but all I know is, whoever got the seat next to her lucked into a serious upgrade. Anyway, enjoy the pictures, while I get ready for take-off too. I’m talking about my pants, just to be clear. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Bella Thorne And Her Sister Make A Great Pair

I guess Bella Thorne must be taking a break from her very important Snapchat modeling to take a trip, because here she is with her hottie older sister Dani at the airport. And you know, I think this might be the one time I actually wouldn’t mind getting stuck in a middle seat on a flight… Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

50 ft Flamethrower In Slow Motion

If only I had one of these attached to the front of my car, getting around would be so much easier. Continue reading

Stefanie Scott Is A Safe Bet

I know that every time you read the words “Disney star” on this site, at least a few of you try to flush your laptops… But don’t worry, checking out these pictures of  Stefanie Scott aren’t going to earn you a visit from Chris Hansen. Stefanie may not look it, but she’s 19. (I triple-checked.) So you can go ahead and enjoy these shots of her feeding the meter and going to lunch knowing that you’re just a garden-variety degenerate, not a criminal one. That counts for something, right? Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Taking Fake Book Covers On The Subway

Finally, a prank that is not fake and is actually somewhat funny. We need more of this and less of Roman Atwood and friends. Continue reading

Instagram Model Gigi Hadid Tries To Be A Real Model In Vogue

I guess Gigi Hadid is still trying to prove me and the rest of the doubters wrong that she doesn’t have what it takes to be a real model. Because here’s a brand-new photoshoot she just did for Vogue . Although if you ask me, the only thing these pictures prove is that Gigi’s got a lot of pull in the fashion mag world, and that the fewer clothes she wears, the better she looks. Both of which we all knew already. Continue reading

Woman Mistakes Kevin Hart For Chris Rock

Now that’s a true fan! Continue reading

Ozzy Man Reviews: People F%cked Up By Bulls

All these dudes got what they deserved! Continue reading

Katherine McNamara Is A Legal Cutie

Don’t worry, even though  Katherine McNamara is at the premiere of a new Disney movie in these pictures, you’re not going to get in any trouble for looking at them. The former Disney Channel star is 20 now, I double-checked. Although speaking of trouble, when’s Katherine going to get into some? She’s gotta be long overdue for a leaked picture scandal by now. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading