Category Archives: TV

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Show In Cosmo

I know she’s had it for a while now, but I’m still not digging this short haircut of Scarlett Johansson ‘s. And I don’t know why she hasn’t started growing it out again. You’d think the approval of a pasty blogger who lives in his mom’s basement would mean everything to an A-list hottie like Scarlett… OK, OK, stop laughing and just enjoy this spread she did for the May issue of Cosmopolitan , you jerks. Continue reading →

Selena Gomez Stretches Her T-shirt

Here’s Selena Gomez looking nice and chesty on her way into the airport in LA, and I don’t know where she’s headed, but all I know is, whoever got the seat next to her lucked into a serious upgrade. Anyway, enjoy the pictures, while I get ready for take-off too. I’m talking about my pants, just to be clear. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Bella Thorne And Her Sister Make A Great Pair

I guess Bella Thorne must be taking a break from her very important Snapchat modeling to take a trip, because here she is with her hottie older sister Dani at the airport. And you know, I think this might be the one time I actually wouldn’t mind getting stuck in a middle seat on a flight… Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

50 ft Flamethrower In Slow Motion

If only I had one of these attached to the front of my car, getting around would be so much easier. Continue reading →

Stefanie Scott Is A Safe Bet

I know that every time you read the words “Disney star” on this site, at least a few of you try to flush your laptops… But don’t worry, checking out these pictures of  Stefanie Scott aren’t going to earn you a visit from Chris Hansen. Stefanie may not look it, but she’s 19. (I triple-checked.) So you can go ahead and enjoy these shots of her feeding the meter and going to lunch knowing that you’re just a garden-variety degenerate, not a criminal one. That counts for something, right? Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

Taking Fake Book Covers On The Subway

Finally, a prank that is not fake and is actually somewhat funny. We need more of this and less of Roman Atwood and friends. Continue reading →

Instagram Model Gigi Hadid Tries To Be A Real Model In Vogue

I guess Gigi Hadid is still trying to prove me and the rest of the doubters wrong that she doesn’t have what it takes to be a real model. Because here’s a brand-new photoshoot she just did for Vogue . Although if you ask me, the only thing these pictures prove is that Gigi’s got a lot of pull in the fashion mag world, and that the fewer clothes she wears, the better she looks. Both of which we all knew already. Continue reading →

Woman Mistakes Kevin Hart For Chris Rock

Now that’s a true fan! Continue reading →

Ozzy Man Reviews: People F%cked Up By Bulls

All these dudes got what they deserved! Continue reading →

Katherine McNamara Is A Legal Cutie

Don’t worry, even though  Katherine McNamara is at the premiere of a new Disney movie in these pictures, you’re not going to get in any trouble for looking at them. The former Disney Channel star is 20 now, I double-checked. Although speaking of trouble, when’s Katherine going to get into some? She’s gotta be long overdue for a leaked picture scandal by now. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →