Category Archives: TV

Hunter King Is A Hottie Who Needs More Attention

According to my sources, Hunter King is at the 40th anniversary celebration for Soap Opera Digest in these pictures, and I was going to ask what a hottie like Hunter was doing at a party for a soap opera mag, considering she’s not 80 or a shut-in (at least, as far as I know). But it turns out the busty blonde is on The Young and the Restless , which I guess explains it. It also explains why she hasn’t responded to my pitch for my new sex tape TV show The Hottie and the Tuna yet. I guess she’s just been too busy. Yeah, that’s gotta be it. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Toni Garrn Knows How To Dress

I’ve always thought that Toni Garrn  didn’t get enough love compared to her fellow Victoria’s Secret hotties, but I have a feeling that’s going to change after she showed up to the 2016 Brit Awards last night in a see-through dress. And best of all, she even remembered to forget to wear a bra underneath. That said, I’m not sure if you can see anything, but I cleared my schedule and plan on spending the rest of the afternoon with my nose pressed up my computer screen just in case. I’ll let you know if I find anything. Wish me luck! » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jess Impiazzi Works It

As you guys have probably figured out by now, I’m a sucker for any hot nobody with a workout regime that involves doing squats for the paps. So I’m becoming a big fan of  Jess Impiazzi here after seeing the busty British reality “star” get a few reps in at the park. I just wish more hotties would choose to workout outside like this. If you ask me, gyms are seriously overrated. Well, unless they have those big floor-to-ceiling front windows. Then they’re OK. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Mary Carey Wants You To Know Bush Is Out

So according to my sources, porn star/former wannabe politician  Mary Carey is “following the presidential race” with a series of themed lingerie photoshoots. Because, sure, why not? Anyway, I guess these latest pictures are for Jeb! Bush dropping out of the race, which is pretty stupid. But hey, at least it’s better than reading another story about Donald Trump. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless For Some Campaign

According to my sources, Alessandra Ambrosio is supposed to be modeling footwear in this latest photoshoot of hers, but to be honest, I didn’t even notice she was wearing shoes the first, second or third time I looked at these pictures. So maybe you’d say this isn’t the most successful ad campaign, but I don’t know, it’s definitely working for me and the Little Tuna. Yow! Continue reading

1st Place Yoyo Winner

Dude is talented. I wonder if placing 1st in YoYo gets him laid. Continue reading

Dove Cameron Is A Super Cutie And Legal!

I post a lot of up-and-coming hot nobodies on this site, so I don’t blame you if you forgot who  Dove Cameron is. I know I did. But turns out, the super-cute blonde is a Disney channel star and hang on, don’t try to flush your computer just yet — she’s also 20. Which means the only trouble you could get into with these pictures of Dove looking nice and leggy at the Make-Up Artists and Hair Stylists Guild Awards would be if you’re not supposed to take your pants off at work. Hmm, on second thought, maybe you should be extra careful… » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

£500 Rechargeable Battery Pack Has £22 Worth

Isn’t it nice when corporations screw you? Continue reading

Britt Maren’s Sexy Hipster Tennis Shoot

This tennis-themed photoshoot from Britt Maren is about as hipster as it gets: there’s headbands, aviators, inflatable pool toys and a tiny pig wearing an even tinier headband . But even though I normally hate all this lame hipster crap, for some reason, I don’t mind it here. Probably because it’s also got Britt looking smoking hot. And in the end, that’s the only thing that really matters. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Angie Harmon Is Hot 43 Year Old Cougar

I don’t watch Rizzoli & Isles — I may be a shut-in, but I still have standards. So I didn’t realize that Angie Harmon still looked this damn good at 43. But luckily the cougar hottie showed up at something called the 2nd annual Hollywood Beauty Awards over the weekend, I’m assuming to pick up her trophy in the over-40 category. If not, she got robbed. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading