Category Archives: TV

Chloe Grace Moretz In The Most Non-sexy Outfit Ever!

Posted on January 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Listen, I get that  Chloe Grace Moretz is trying to be America’s newest sweetheart young hottie. That’s why she’s doing Marie Claire and photoshoots in fashion magazines and going on Jimmy Kimmel Live like she is in these shots, and for the most part it’s working. But if Chloe really wants to take her career to the next level, someone’s got to help teach her how to dress. Because outfits like this just aren’t going to cut it against Selena Gomez’s cleavage and Bella Thorne’s booty videos . Luckily, I have a few good ideas (mostly involving see-through shirts and walking around in lingerie). Call me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Busts Out Big Time

Posted on January 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I keep waiting for Kate Upton to step up and reclaim her title as the #1 busty blonde hottie, but the more red carpets she shows up to covered-up from head to toe and the more bikini photoshoots  Charlotte McKinney does, the harder it gets to make that argument. Speaking of which, it also gets a lot harder to keep my pants on, but I’ve got to be extra careful, because this Starbucks I’m at has a strict “no pants, no service and we’re calling the cops” policy. Prudes. Continue reading →

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Chloe Grace Moretz Needs Me To Teach Her How To Dress

Posted on January 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I was half-joking yesterday when I said that Chloe Grace Moretz needed help learning how to dress if she ever wanted to live up to her hottie potential, but after seeing what she wore to a special fan screening of her new movie The 5th Wave , I’m convinced she needs my help ASAP. Girl needs to up her game. Luckily though, it shouldn’t be too hard, Chloe just needs to take a cue from the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer and start wearing body paint and/or lingerie everywhere. I’m telling you, it works every time. Well, for me and my readers, at least. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Fart Bubble Wrap

Posted on January 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

As stupid as this is, anything to do with farting and poop I find hilarious! Continue reading →

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Hamster Eating A Carrot

Posted on January 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Today’s cuteness is sponsored by a hamster eating a carrot! Continue reading →

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Instagram Model Ashley Benson Is Hard At Work

Posted on January 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s everyone’s favorite actress-turned-Instagram model Ashley Benson hard at work. And before you ask what’s so hard about going on a coffee run, it takes a lot of concentration and effort to look this bored for the paps. So if Ashley needs a break once her shift is over, she’s more than welcome to come over to my place and kick off her shoes (and her sweater and her pants) and relax. My mom says I give great back rubs. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Olivia Culpo’s Hotness Is Hard At Work

Posted on January 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I’m not entirely sure what Olivia Culpo does for work these days, but here’s the former beauty queen out in LA looking smoking hot (as usual) and putting on one hell of a leg show for the paps. So if that whole dating rich pop stars thing doesn’t work out for Olivia, I think this leg show thing could be a great second career for her. She’s a total natural. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Olivia Knox In Sexy Lingerie By Elsa Jabre

Posted on January 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

In case any of you out there still don’t get why I make fun of fake, so-called “models” like the Hadid sisters , just check out this latest photoshoot from Montreal model/singer  Olivia Knox and photographer Elsa Jabre . See, not only is Olivia here smoking hot, which already puts her one up on those wannabes, but the pictures focus on what’s actually important: making the model look good, not dressing her up in whatever weird props were lying around the studio. Which makes the photographer look good too. More please. Photography: Elsa Jabre Continue reading →

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Julianne Hough Needs To Spice It Up

Posted on January 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I’m not gonna lie, I was pretty psyched when I heard that  Julianne Hough showed up to the People’s Choice Awards last night, because it’s been a long time since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my former favorite gym bunny. But as you can see, unfortunately, Julianne was covering up her best quality. No, I’m not talking about her “sparkling personality.” I mean her legs. I guess short shorts aren’t considered acceptable red carpet fashion yet, but they should be. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Ozzy Man Reviews: Penguins vs Rope

Posted on January 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Who knew that a rope could create such havoc! Continue reading →

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