Category Archives: TV

Bill Bur Makes A Pie Crust

If by chance I ever want to make a pie, I’ll just go buy a pie crust. Continue reading

Alton Brown Reviews Amazon’s Dumbest Kitchen Gadgets

Even though I can’t stand the Food Network and Alton Brown , these kitchen devices are pretty useless! Continue reading

Rihanna Does Rihanna

I’ve always said that Rihanna knows how to dress, and she’s definitely not disappointing here at her 2nd annual Diamond Ball. I guess she had to class it up a bit for the charity event though, so she couldn’t just wear a bikini or whatever this is . But luckily, those funbags of hers go great with pretty much anything, so enjoy. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Cally Jane Beech’s Sexy Leg Show

Just when I think I’ve run out of hot British nobodies to drool over, I always seem to find a new reality “star” to obsess about. At this rate, I’m pretty sure that British TV is made up of 90% reality shows. But here’s my latest discovery  Cally Jane Beech at the London premiere of Daddy’s Home . According to my sources, she’s on some show called Love Island . S0 now I know where to take my next vacation: wherever they film that stupid show. Yow! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

This Is How She Mountain Dews It

Damn, this chick really knows how to dew it! Now that is some impressive hip thrusting! Continue reading

Jenna Dewan Tatum Does The Hateful Eight

Damn. We don’t get many pictures of  Jenna Dewan-Tatum these days, but after this outfit she wore to the Hateful Eight premiere, I’m hoping that changes. Because Jenna here has a ton of MILF potential. It’s not her fault she got knocked up by a male stripper. But luckily, I’m available for the holidays if Jenna needs a more parent-appropriate date. I think this might be one of the few times dating a blogger might actually be considered an upgrade. Call me! I even learned how to use cutlery, just in case. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet New Victoria’s Secret Model Taylor Hill

For whatever reason, Taylor Hill here hasn’t become a household name just yet, even though she’s one of Victoria’s Secret’s newest (and hottest) Angels. And maybe it’s because she shows up to these in-store events modeling clothing instead of lingerie. Luckily, that’s an easy enough fix. If she just ditches the dress and maybe leaks a few nudie pictures, I can help make this leggy hottie a world-famous supermodel in no time. Help us help you, Taylor. It’s a win-win. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Selena Gomez Does KIIS Good

According to my sources, KIIS FM held their annual iHeartRadio Jingle Ball in LA, and normally, I wouldn’t care about that, because I’m a cranky shut-in who only cares about bikini pictures and lingerie models. But Selena Gomez showed up, and showed off just enough leg to get me (and the Little Tuna) interested. Granted, I’d be a lot more interested if Selena had been wearing a bikini and/or lingerie, but I guess there’s always next year. I’d better mark my calendar just in case. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Madison Beer Is Big Trouble

With a name like Madison Beer , I always have trouble remembering that she’s still underage. But trust me, you’re going to want to keep it moving past these shots of the latest troublemaking pop star. Because forget beer, if she can’t even buy cigarettes without getting in trouble, you definitely can’t look at these pictures. Move it along, perverts. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Nut Crashing Celebration

Some guys just don’t respect the nuts! Continue reading