Category Archives: TV

Adriana Lima Does Ocean Drive Good

I’ve never understood these photoshoots where they get a hot model to pose in some fancy, multi-million dollar house. Am I supposed to be admiring the model or the infinity pool? But I’ve got to give them credit here,  Adriana Lima and her booty make for one hell of a view. I’m sold. When can I move in? Continue reading

Nicki Minaj Takes Her Funbags Out For Fashion Week

According to my sources, Paris Fashion Week just started, and normally I wouldn’t waste a post on that boring crap, since I’m a T&A blogger, not a fashion blogger. But turns out there was something for us too at the Haider Ackermann Show last night, thanks to Nicki Minaj . Again, I don’t know much about fashion, but I think her whole half-shirt idea would make an amazing trend. Let’s make it happen, designers. Continue reading

Lais Ribeiro Will Blow Your Pants Off

As a general rule, I don’t like to see world-class bikini models wearing more than one layer. It’s kind of a waste, if you ask me. But I’m always willing to make an exception for Lais Ribeiro . The Brazilian Victoria’s Secret hottie is so smoking, she could model an XL garbage bag and still give me a five-alarm pants fire. » view all 19 photos Continue reading

Student Juggles For A Sobriety Test

Looks like he passed that test. Continue reading

Rihanna Does Paper Good

Personally, my favorite Rihanna photoshoots have always been the ones she takes herself . But I’ve got to admit that this photoshoot she just did for Paper Magazine isn’t half bad. I’m even digging the whole not-wearing-any-pants-in-a-bodega theme. Now there’s something I can identify with. Enjoy. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Rihanna Does Paper Good

Personally, my favorite Rihanna photoshoots have always been the ones she takes herself . But I’ve got to admit that this photoshoot she just did for Paper Magazine isn’t half bad. I’m even digging the whole not-wearing-any-pants-in-a-bodega theme. Now there’s something I can identify with. Enjoy. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Sovereign Citizen Under The Articles Of Confederation

Seems like a “great” way to avoid getting arrested. Continue reading

Elsa Hosk In Lingerie Will Blow Your Mind

Yesterday, I was pretty sure that Martha Hunt was my new favorite Victoria’s Secret model . But then I came across this new photoshoot from Elsa Hosk and now I’m starting to think actually maybe Elsa’s my new favorite. Turns out, I’m highly impressionable. Show me a hottie in lingerie and I instantly lose the ability to think about anything else. Or keep my pants around my waist. It’s a problem. Continue reading

Marina Mayer Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

I want you perverts to meet my latest Russian Insta-hottie find:  Marina Mayer . According to my research, Marina’s from Moscow and you know, I never realized they had such nice beaches in Moscow before. It’s either that, or Marina’s already found a sugar daddy to take her away on bikini vacations. Which is too bad for me, but hey, at least the pictures make a pretty good consolation prize. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Ariana Grande Does Cosmo

Ever since  Ariana Grande started ditching  the cat ears and actually dressing her age, like the rest of her fellow pop star hotties, me and the Little Tuna have started liking her a whole lot more. And here she is on the cover of Cosmopolitan giving us a peek at that cute little cleavage of hers. It’s not going to light the world’s pants on fire or anything, but it’s definitely a good start. Continue reading