Category Archives: TV

Emily Jean Bester Has Great Chesticles

Posted on October 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Meet Emily Jean Bester , my latest up-and-coming hot model find. According to my research, Emily’s from Sydney, Australia and as far as I’m concerned, she definitely has some of the bester chesticles I’ve seen on a bikini model in a while. Or wait, is it bestest? I’m not great with grammar. In case you haven’t noticed. » view all 16 photos Continue reading →

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You’re Dead, And Your Kids Will Die Too

Posted on October 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I think this dude is a little dramatic! Continue reading →

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Ryan Newman In A Sexy Sheer Dress

Posted on October 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I always have a tough time keeping track of all the young hotties out there, probably because I’ve fried my brain from pressing my face up against my computer screen all these years. So if you’re anything like me, you might need a helpful reminder on who Ryan Newman is. So here you go: she’s an “actress” (she’s in the Sharknado movies), a “singer” and “model.” And a definite instant pants fire. Enjoy. Continue reading →

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Gigi Hadid Is Now A Fitness Model For Reebok

Posted on October 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I guess Gigi Hadid must have gotten tired of being a fashion model, because apparently she’s a fitness model for Reebok now. At least judging from this latest boxing-themed photoshoot. And we definitely know Gigi knows how to throw a mean left hook . Anyway, for those of you counting along at home, Gigi’s been a fashion model , an Instagram model , a swimsuit model , a sidewalk model , and now a fitness model. I’m not sure if that’s talent, or just being a bored rich kid. But either way, I think Gigi should really try being a nude model next. I’m telling you, she’d be perfect for it. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked Before She Was An Instagram Model

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I don’t know if  Emily Ratajkowski is still trying to become an “actress” these days or what, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but here’s an old photoshoot I found that proves she could be one of the most talented models of all-time if she’d just stick to taking her clothes off for the cameras. Forget Hollywood. This is clearly Emily’s true calling. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →

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World Most Expensive Things

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Time to realize how poor you are. Continue reading →

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Victoria Justice Should Be More Like Her Sister

Posted on October 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

So apparently my new favorite set of hot sisters Victoria Justice and Madison Reed took a trip to Lake Powell recently for a photoshoot. And yes, that’s usually the type of thing that gets my “lesbian fantasy” senses (AKA my pants region) tingling. But unfortunately, Madison was the only one who showed off much skin. And don’t get me wrong, me and the Little Tuna can definitely still work with that, but if you ask me, Victoria could stand to learn a thing or two about how to dress from her little sister… » view all 15 photos Continue reading →

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Monkey Grooming Human

Posted on October 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

That person should get checked or fleas or ticks. Continue reading →

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Victoria Justice Is Not Naked In NKD

Posted on October 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I don’t know who’s responsible for this blatant false advertising, but I got really excited when I heard that A) there was something called Naked Magazine and B) that one of my #1 hotties Victoria Justice was on the cover of their October issue. But then I saw the pictures and maybe my eyes are just ruined from all the years I’ve spent in front of a computer screen, but Victoria’s definitely not naked in any of these. I double-checked and everything. Unacceptable! Continue reading →

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HA! Sophie Simmons Is Now A “Model”

Posted on September 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

So you know how every rich kid with famous parents basically gets a blank check to do whatever they want? Well, turns out Sophie Simmons (AKA Gene’s busty daughter) has decided she’s a “real” “model” now, and I just came across her modeling portfolio . And I will say this for Sophie: she’s definitely a lot more talented in the front meat department than the Hadids or the Jenners. Anyway, on a related note, I’ve decided I’m going to start calling myself an “award-winning journalist” from now on. » view all 12 photos Continue reading →

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