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Sam Faiers Forgot To Wear Her Lingerie!

I’m not sure how Sam Faiers forgot to remember to wear nothing but lingerie to promote an event at a lingerie store. Not only do I mention it at pretty much every one of these things I cover, I thought that would be Rule #1 in the hot nobody playbook. But unfortunately, she’s wearing less in the posters she’s posing with. But hey, at least it’s not a total wash, thanks to the nice booty profile shots and hint of sideboob. My mom always said to look on the bright side. Enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Devin Brugman Busts Out Big Time On The Beach

Since you guys seemed to dig her and her business partner Natasha Oakley so much earlier this week, here’s the world’s second-greatest bikini blogger (you know, after yours truly) Devin Brugman doing what she does best: rocking the hell out of a tiny bikini at the beach. Anyway, I really think Devin and I should get together sometime to talk shop and I’m happy to do it at her office or mine just as long as she wears these work clothes of hers. Call me! » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Devin Brugman Busts Out Big Time On The Beach

Since you guys seemed to dig her and her business partner Natasha Oakley so much earlier this week, here’s the world’s second-greatest bikini blogger (you know, after yours truly) Devin Brugman doing what she does best: rocking the hell out of a tiny bikini at the beach. Anyway, I really think Devin and I should get together sometime to talk shop and I’m happy to do it at her office or mine just as long as she wears these work clothes of hers. Call me! » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Chrissy Teigen’s Hotness At The 2014 ESPY Awards

In case you were too busy doing literally anything else, it was the 2014 ESPY Awards last night, which I normally wouldn’t care about, at least not until they finally take me up on my suggestion to add a Best Bikini Yoga category. But I’m willing to make an exception this year, considering SI hottie Chrissy Teigen showed up dropping an MVP-worthy amount of cleavage. And now I’m just wishing they’d invited me too so I could’ve had a chance to see this show of hers in person. I mean, c’mon, I’m extremely athletic for a blogger. Yesterday, I did half a sit-up. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Ariel Winter Is Still Trouble

Here’s Ariel Winter at the LA premiere of Planes: Fire & Rescue , and I know Ariel looks old for her age, so for any of you perverts out there who need a little help remembering that she’s still only 16, here’s an easy trick: she’s attending the premiere of a new Disney movie. So you might want to just move it along before you get into trouble. At least until Ariel’s old enough to attend R-rated movie premieres. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet Busty Darnaa

I’ve heard of hot nobodies inviting the paps to the beach before or bikini yoga in the park. But I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen them follow one into the recording studio. Anyway, apparently Darnaa here is an actual recording artist. I’ve never heard of her before, but judging from these pictures at least, she definitely looks very, uh, talented. Although I think if Darnaa really wants to make it big in the music world, next time she should do her recording session in a bikini and make sure to invite yours truly. My phone takes great pictures. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Show

As much as I like to make fun of Kim Kardashian , I’ve got to admit that the world’s most famous porn star does at least have one major talent. Actually, make that two. And here she is showing them off during Paris Fashion Week. I still can’t really stand Kim’s overhyped fat ass, but hey, at least pictures like this make it a little easier for me to understand the appeal. So if porn star MILFs are your thing, enjoy. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sam Faiers Is Sexy In Leather

Normally whenever I write about a British hottie, I tend to focus mostly on their bustiness, but considering Sam Faiers isn’t giving me much to work with in that department in these shots, my eyes were actually able to make their way a couple inches lower this time around. And once they did, I realized what a great set of stems Sam’s got too. Who knew? All she needs now is a willingness to date (or at least hook up with) a blogger and she’ll be the total package. Fingers crossed. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Zahia Dehar Seems A Little Too Rich For My Blood

Apparently it’s Paris Fashion Week right now, so to celebrate, here’s everyone’s favorite former French teen prostitute turned fashion designer Zahia Dehar . Anyway, I don’t think I’m allowed to make fun of Zahia too much though, since for one, she’s damn hot. And two, underage scandal or not, I’m pretty sure her resume is still way more respectable than mine is. So enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Caitlin O’Connor Gets Into The Fourth Of July Spirit

I know some of my readers might not understand why I’m so in love with so-called hot nobodies as opposed to the famous celebrities you might see on other sites, but this is a perfect example: here’s former Maxim Hometown Hottie and more importantly, one of my Twitter girlfriends Caitlin O’Connor at the BenchWarmer’s Stars & Stripes Celebration. As you can see, Caitlin clearly knows how to dress for a party. And if you ask me, the rest of Hollywood could learn a lot from her. I just hope those other “celebrities” out there are taking notes. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading